Fire Ants

there once was a mean gang of fire ants
who crawled up the old lady's underpants
they bit her right on the rump
that caused her to run and jump
and we never knew how well she could dance
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Laurie Avatar
February 20, 2020 at 7:06 PM
G'day Timothy … heard about these fire ants and how good of dancing teachers they are. Thank God we don't have them, but we do have bullants, jumping jacks, and green ants that can teach you how to high jump. Another witty limerick Timothy - thank you - Lindsay
Mcguire Avatar
February 21, 2020 at 1:29 PM
thanks Lindsay
Turner Avatar
February 20, 2020 at 8:47 AM
Hey, I got in a bed of them damned fire ants out in the panhandle and wound up in the emergency room. I will NEVER forget it! I guarantee you she was dancing!
Mcguire Avatar
February 20, 2020 at 4:56 PM
Happened to me too in Orlando
Gauthier Avatar
February 20, 2020 at 1:21 AM
Was that old lady my old aunt? LOL
Mcguire Avatar
February 20, 2020 at 1:35 AM
Could she dance?
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