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Fire Ants

there once was a mean gang of fire ants who crawled up the old lady's underpants they bit her right on the rump that caused her to run and jump and we never knew how well she could dance

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Date: 2/20/2020 7:06:00 PM
G'day Timothy … heard about these fire ants and how good of dancing teachers they are. Thank God we don't have them, but we do have bullants, jumping jacks, and green ants that can teach you how to high jump. Another witty limerick Timothy - thank you - Lindsay
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 2/21/2020 1:29:00 PM
thanks Lindsay
Date: 2/20/2020 8:47:00 AM
Hey, I got in a bed of them damned fire ants out in the panhandle and wound up in the emergency room. I will NEVER forget it! I guarantee you she was dancing!
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 2/20/2020 4:56:00 PM
Happened to me too in Orlando
Date: 2/20/2020 1:21:00 AM
Was that old lady my old aunt? LOL
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Timothy Mcguire
Date: 2/20/2020 1:35:00 AM
Could she dance?

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