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There was a fancy snake from Paris, France Who had a thing for lacy underpants He tried to put some on But they only slid down They were designed for cute, pink elephants There once was a rattler from Nairobi Who found himself in Arizona's Gobi When he saw a rocket ship He thought he'd take a long trip Aboard spacecraft "Obi wan-Kenobi"

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Date: 12/28/2019 5:10:00 PM
Those are some well traveled snakes! (Sadly, I have yet to get out of the northern hemisphere!) Kudos for the cute pink elephant underpants!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/28/2019 7:44:00 PM
Pink is my pet elephant's favorite color. LOL. Thanks, Michelle. :) gw
Date: 12/27/2019 4:09:00 PM
Aww, little guy. Nothing worse than a pantless snake.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/28/2019 7:43:00 PM
Yeah, Jean. I just can't stand to see a pantless snake. I'm with you all the way here. LOL. Thanks, Gershon
Date: 12/27/2019 10:54:00 AM
I would really like to see those underpants!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/27/2019 12:13:00 PM
You're invited to a lace underwear showing in Paris tonight at 7:00 p.m. sharp. Bring your cash stash! LOL. Thanks, Caren

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