Sneaky, Snaky Limericks

There was a fancy snake from Paris, France
Who had a thing for lacy underpants
  He tried to put some on
  But they only slid down
They were designed for cute, pink elephants


There once was a rattler from Nairobi
Who found himself in Arizona's Gobi
  When he saw a rocket ship
  He thought he'd take a long trip
Aboard spacecraft "Obi wan-Kenobi"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Faulkner Avatar
December 28, 2019 at 5:10 PM
Those are some well traveled snakes! (Sadly, I have yet to get out of the northern hemisphere!) Kudos for the cute pink elephant underpants!
Wolf Avatar
December 28, 2019 at 7:44 PM
Pink is my pet elephant's favorite color. LOL. Thanks, Michelle. :) gw
Bush Avatar
December 27, 2019 at 4:09 PM
Aww, little guy. Nothing worse than a pantless snake.
Wolf Avatar
December 28, 2019 at 7:43 PM
Yeah, Jean. I just can't stand to see a pantless snake. I'm with you all the way here. LOL. Thanks, Gershon
Krutsinger Avatar
December 27, 2019 at 10:54 AM
I would really like to see those underpants!
Wolf Avatar
December 27, 2019 at 12:13 PM
You're invited to a lace underwear showing in Paris tonight at 7:00 p.m. sharp. Bring your cash stash! LOL. Thanks, Caren
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