Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

A Hop, Skip, and a Dance

Britainers have no idea of distance
Ontario to B.C. is just a hop, skip and a dance
About 3,000 miles
London to Aberdeen 450 miles
Holy crap, no chance to change your underpants

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Arturo Michael January 17, 2020 at 8:54 AM You'll have to hang around a couple more years to use teleport services, Jack... the future will be nice... Jack Ellison January 17, 2020 at 9:04 AM I'll try to hang on!!! No promises though! LOL Have a good day my friend!

Tom Cunningham January 17, 2020 at 7:12 AM Haha, even those short distances drain me, always carry spare under pants, you might bump into big foot. Jack Ellison January 17, 2020 at 7:27 AM You just need to be acclimatized!!! A couple of years should do it!!! LOL