Short Take A Bath Poems

I like pickles 
I like jam
I like chicken
In a frying pan
They make me giggle
They make me laugh
They make me want 
To take a bath...

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When life begins to slip away,
I take a bath.
With one last breath,
I hold myself under the water.
In this stillness, I am calm.
The relief of death seems to comfort me....

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Old Happy Jack is much happier these days
Maybe a love bug has entered his maze
Blocking his path
Must take a bath
Just in case she appears and they tussle in the hay...

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Foggy morning
Affect my heart
And feel the cold.

Start my day
I walk a mile
To get warm up.

The sun is up
I take a bath
Ready for work.

Side of the road
I wait for bus
To get to work....

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You'll be loved if you are happy
They'll praise you if you smile

You'll be critized for being sappy
They'll let you cry alone over the mile

You'll be right if you laugh
They'll share the joke while you take a bath...

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When birds take a bath in your birdbath
Are they self-conscious about nudity and their overweight flab
They could put on a bathrobe
But no arms for the armholes
They turn on our faucet and create a big splash...

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I have a tree 
growing out of my head.
I wonder, should I be dead?

There in the blue 
I saw a shadow 
Oh my, what shall I do?

Down the forbidden path 
That's where I fell for you 
Should I take a bath?



11   25   2012 Sunday...

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Home….

I have a new house
Not too far from here
Just a mile away
A cozy cottage
To be remodeled

The rooms need paint
It comes furnished
I’ll hang some drapes
And paintings too

I will cook
Set the table
Take a bath

Get dressed
Serve meal

Home...

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Wrath of a Sociopath

Wish Trump would take a bath
To wash away wrath of a sociopath
He loves living in his tower
Also even us over power
Did worst on speech and math.

Nothing ever adds up with Trump.
He also is bipolar if you haven't
noticed lately.

Jim Horn...

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Get up in the morning
Go shopping and smile
Come home, tidy up
Laugh with friend's and smile
Switch on the tv
The news is all bad, but smile
Take a bath, wash your hair ,and smile
It keeps them happy, when you smile
They think your happy
So maybe the smile's worthwhile...

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A murmuring brook of love songs runs along my life's path
every night I go near it and let my heart take a bath.







© kash poet (kashinath karmakar)

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Placement : 2nd ( Sept 2013 )

Contest: What makes you tick

Sponsor: Seren Roberts...

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During the full moon
Each of us becomes a fool
We don't remember our names

We forget to eat
We even forget the dates
As well as to take a bath

The full moon comes twice
Each time we try prevent it
But we never meet success

During the full moon
This is what happens to us
Us, the little boys and girls...

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There is an urban legend
surfacing somewhere on the islands
that I am a possessor of a converted
fountain of youth deep inside
my bedroom closet
and every year on my birthday
I would take a bath
into its calming spring waters
enclosing the mystical essence
behind my perpetual childlike appearance...

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Bathory, Bathory
Come take a bath with me
I hear it's a cure for asthma.

Bathory, Bathory
Please scrub my back for me
And do not pee in the plasma.

Bathory, Bathory
Take off your hat for me
Hang out with me on the piazza.

Bathory, Bathory
Lay down and nap with me
That might erase my miasma....

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As the rain showers the land
and the flowers and grass
stand hand in hand
As birds take a bath
in nature's tears
and butterflies scurry
to avoid certain snares
Like a boat's sail
the wind guides the rain
to strategically find its place
on a window pane
and when it's all said and done
Rain has a name....

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Catechism About Catholic Math

Was reading catechism about Catholic math;
Used Holy Water  when you will take a bath;
Made mistake;
Breath did take;
Must wash off sins caused by all the wreath.

Can you imagine a pervert administering
communion serving bread and wine.

Jim Horn

Do have a luxiorious labor day....

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While rain not yet come
You already have umbrella
Atop your head.

I know you have many rain
That you have pass by
You use to take a bath happy.

The rain washes all worries
And cleanse all past behind
Coming home healthy.

The wind peers with rain
Smashing my dirty face with rage
To cleanse this life once again....

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A Haitian Child’s Plea

Today I walked around all day.
My feet hurt.
I have no clean water to drink.
I have nothing to eat.
I want to take a bath like any other boy does.
There is no clean water.
I just want to be a kid.
Over head is a helicopter
hovering over me and I doubt they’ll help us.
I miss my family and that’s all I can think about....

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Someone is watching you
There is someone watching you
The are watching you all day long.
They watch you in the morning and even at noon.
They could be on the roof or even in your room.
They watch you take a bath at night even when there is no light.
They see you when you have a dime. 
And now they are in your mine.
Someone is watching you.
Look there they go once more....

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(This is a fictional poem)

I'm in jail because my son stopped going to school.
My cellmate is smelly and I'm fed nothing but gruel.
I'm very depressed and I'm at the end of my rope.
I've been begging my cellmate to take a bath and use some soap.
My son is proud of himself and he brags because he's never cried.
But that will change when I get out of here and tan his hide....

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last night you made me cry
tonight you made me smile
tomorrow night I'll sigh
knowing our insanity's worth while
      yesterday I made you frown
      today I made you laugh
      tomorrow I won't let you down
      but I will make you take a bath!
nights and days go on and on
getting crazier with time
but when this life is gone
baby, we'll have written one helluva rhyme!...

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My faucets run cold, what IS this about?
My hot-water-heater-tank pilot light's out!
Press down that red button and click 'til I pout
Then spew out a string (my religion in doubt)

My stove-top still lights, I can still take a bath!
Boil three piping pots full (I HOPE that will pass)
Teeter and totter like I'm walkin' through glass----
The stopper ain't stoppin', you STUPID dumb-ass!!...

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Rhetoric
 get over it
 I must confess
 double tongue 
I'm on the run
I don't eat raw fish
Speculated observers must think I'm rich
Just cause though because I eat caviar when I take a bath
Such lies what's up my eyes covers my skin
That's why I'm not bathing
Shall I commit
Truce and not spit
Get over it
Rhetoric

2/7/21/written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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thinking only we
being human but
not humane
were the
only

species able to do
what some say is
the unspeakable
but now i know
because I've

heard the songs
sung knowing
now why they
sound so sad
as the words

and the whales
travel across
the ocean
blue to
tell

all that they no
longer want to
splish splash
take a bath
but wail

their swimmingly
goodbyes by
committing
suicide by
beach...

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Bad People

Good things happen to good people
Bad things happen to good people too

Bad people, early or late become exposed

Good people can take a bath and shower
Rid themselves of filth

Bad people will shower and bathe
And go to the grave still dirty

Evil is the prevailing force on Earth
It has been around forever

That is why good people are hard to find
They are like diamonds hidden in the dirt...

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