Short Statistics Poems

Love is to know
each other's statistics-
emotional and vital....

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Studies and statistics have revealed the following;
A bully is a felon waiting to happen....

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just one of many
in the game of statistics
feeling less alone



posted on August 30, 2018...

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statistics can't always predict future outcomes ~ only time will tell
...

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Most American

children, prefer TV than

spend time with their dads.


Date: 06/19/2019...

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~To know each other's  statistics--emotional and vital~


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The best way to see variation
is computing a standard deviation.
 But variance is preferred
 By all the non-nerds
Who can't do a rootification....

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Victorian art is quite clean 
Though Roman and Greek are obscene
The Queen did not care
That David was bare
But he was quite shy of the mean!...

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All the statistics are a lie, she said.
Because her news channel said no one was dead.
When she said it to me my face turned red.
I lost two cousins and my Uncle Fred....

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'There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.'"[
Attributed to Mark Twain


anyone can tell a lie but it takes a politician to tell a statistic
...

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Above all reason,
Benign,
Statistics more favourable,
Ticking time bomb in your head
Radiant sight,
Acrylics could suffice,
Combinations/mixed media,
Talented timeless classics....

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Never Nice To Her

Of nothing burgers moron was a meister;
They said he is a fool and some shyster
Saw  statistics;
Went ballistics;
When she he knew never is nice to her.

Jim Horn...

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Human beings are natural mystics.
And irrational characteristics
often lead us astray,
keeping logic at bay.
Satan tempts us with facts and statistics....

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college statistics
multiplication
heavy calculus
detailed pie charts
elaborate graphs

arithmetic
algebra fun
prealgebra
counting by ten

subtraction
addition

fractions
number

one...

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Pi
What statistics?
What trigonometry?
Geometry bamboozles me
The math language completely shuts me down.
Pre-algebra breaks my brain waves.
Please let’s not speak of these
Crazy math terms.
Pi...

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During a lifetime we all produce saliva, enough
To fill two swimming pools, WOW! that's a lot of stuff
Statistics on the Net
For everything you get
Not going further, coz it may cause disgust...

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Hi there angel of gold
Part of my plan is raising you bold
Solving the statistics that bridges your crazy and your ladylike code
Till I can harvest your deepest emotions with a minimum devotion...

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They once did a study that perplexes,
Making sure to sample both the sexes.
The av'rage sir or madam,
The stats declare each had 'em 
One boob, one nut - a result that vexes....

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What goes on
behind
closed doors
prognostics
diagnostics
the fears
the tears
a number
mere statistics
yet
when
it comes to us
a perspective
most unique



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

Posted on October 2, 2019...

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Rondelet: Be Charitable

Be charitable
Employer of rich paper waste
Be charitable
Statistics make high-ups noble
Pulp industry makes rich thick paste
More you give the more the distaste
Be charitable

(c) T. Wignesan - Paris, 2012...

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To improve VIEW statistics, 'tis no trouble
Write a naughty limerick and label it “bawdy,”
The number of your PS readers will double
If even after reading it, they sigh “Oh, Lawdy!”

written January 18, 2022...

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Math2D

I love numbers
statistics
mathematics

puzzles intrigue
words confuse 
unless in html
cant you tell?

dot net
is the framework
of my mind 

(c) Yvan Lavoie 2018
My website:
math2d.com/home1.aspx...

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It didn’t work out. *sigh*
What were the odds? Statistics...
 - love isn’t baseball.

Where do regrets start?
Should I regret the sunset
 - or mourn holding hands?

Or shame desire?
Baseball.. Well, at least he
didn't get to first base. =]...

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It's said each piece of chocolate shortens life by 2 minutes
By that calculation, I'm dead... died in 1543, don't have any limits
You may think I'm daft
Looney toons in the aft
But statistics don't lie, they just cloud your wickets...

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It's said each piece of chocolate shortens life by 2 minutes
By that calculation, I'm dead... died in 1543, don't have any limits
You may think I'm daft
Looney toons in the aft
But statistics don't lie, they just cloud your wickets...

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