Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Chocolate Bad

It's said each piece of chocolate shortens life by 2 minutes
By that calculation, I'm dead... died in 1543, don't have any limits
You may think I'm daft
Looney toons in the aft
But statistics don't lie, they just cloud your wickets

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Tom Cunningham February 19, 2019 at 8:34 AM By that reckoning we should be all dead lol. Jack Ellison February 19, 2019 at 9:29 AM World population should be plummeting at least! LOL

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart February 19, 2019 at 7:09 AM Well, that's not the cocoa info I want to believe, pass me my 70% please ;) Jack Ellison February 19, 2019 at 9:26 AM In the past year, I lost 60 pounds! (which I could well afford) gained back about 8 recently... gotta watch it!!! Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart February 19, 2019 at 8:53 AM Lol! No, my 'diet' allows for minimum %70 cocoa, all other deserts are off the menu. First winter ever I have lost weight! Jack Ellison February 19, 2019 at 7:52 AM Are you telling you're immune and can eat as much as you want without weight gain??? WOW! Love, Happy Jack!!! XOX