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Chocolate Bad

It's said each piece of chocolate shortens life by 2 minutes By that calculation, I'm dead... died in 1543, don't have any limits You may think I'm daft Looney toons in the aft But statistics don't lie, they just cloud your wickets

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 2/19/2019 8:34:00 AM
By that reckoning we should be all dead lol.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/19/2019 9:29:00 AM
World population should be plummeting at least! LOL
Date: 2/19/2019 7:09:00 AM
Well, that's not the cocoa info I want to believe, pass me my 70% please ;)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/19/2019 9:26:00 AM
In the past year, I lost 60 pounds! (which I could well afford) gained back about 8 recently... gotta watch it!!!
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Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 2/19/2019 8:53:00 AM
Lol! No, my 'diet' allows for minimum %70 cocoa, all other deserts are off the menu. First winter ever I have lost weight!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/19/2019 7:52:00 AM
Are you telling you're immune and can eat as much as you want without weight gain??? WOW! Love, Happy Jack!!! XOX

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