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How To Double Readership

To improve VIEW statistics, 'tis no trouble
Write a naughty limerick and label it “bawdy,”
The number of your PS readers will double
If even after reading it, they sigh “Oh, Lawdy!”

written January 18, 2022

Copyright © L Milton Hankins | Year Posted 2022

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Caren Krutsinger Date: 1/22/2022 10:08:00 AM I am going to write the Bawdiest of the Bawdy Poems now Hank. Thanks for the terrific idea! Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 1/22/2022 10:18:00 AM Me and everyone else will be looking forward to it now!

Brian Sambourne Date: 1/20/2022 1:57:00 PM Wisdom, Milton, in every line here is yours to share. Enjoyed this bawdy pen suggestion. Be well. Brian Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 1/20/2022 2:07:00 PM LOL, Brian. Just an observation I made while perusing stats.

Gershon Wolf Date: 1/19/2022 5:55:00 PM It's true, Milt. That's all there is to it. :) gw Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 1/19/2022 6:09:00 PM Every time I write and label a limerick "bawdy," I have a surge in folks who read it. Which, of course, says something about Soupers!

Bill Baker Date: 1/19/2022 3:19:00 PM Sounds about right, Milt. It is fun to read a few Limericks now and again. Bill Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 1/19/2022 3:37:00 PM It's true, I tell you. Try it out.

John Lawless Date: 1/19/2022 10:01:00 AM ...WOW, did you se the "bawdy" on that one.......I shall test this theory... Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 1/19/2022 10:35:00 AM Nope, but I have tested it with limericks!

Alexis Y. Date: 1/19/2022 6:54:00 AM Lol! Milt, I laughed out loud reading this one. Thanks for the humor this fine morning. I have a nice-Alexis Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 1/19/2022 8:17:00 AM So pleased you enjoyed this little ditty, Alexis. I have noticed a huge bump in numbers of people who read a bawdy limerick as opposed to my other poems. Hmmm....

Unseeking Seeker Date: 1/19/2022 4:56:00 AM Hahaha! Good one, Milt Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 1/19/2022 8:17:00 AM Glad you enjoyed it, Unseeking Seeker.

Mike Gentile Date: 1/19/2022 4:32:00 AM I'll have to try that one Milt!! Happy Wednesday !!! Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 1/19/2022 8:19:00 AM I've noticed the number of people who read a bawdy limerick will double or triple the number that read a regular poem. Happy Wednesday to you, Mike.

Tom Cunningham Date: 1/18/2022 11:04:00 PM Good advice Milton, we all like a bit of schoolboy humour, dare I say it, even the ladies lol. Tom Login to Reply