L Milton Hankins Poet Light Verse

How To Double Readership

To improve VIEW statistics, 'tis no trouble
Write a naughty limerick and label it “bawdy,”
The number of your PS readers will double
If even after reading it, they sigh “Oh, Lawdy!”

written January 18, 2022

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Caren Krutsinger January 22, 2022 at 10:08 AM I am going to write the Bawdiest of the Bawdy Poems now Hank. Thanks for the terrific idea! L Milton Hankins January 22, 2022 at 10:18 AM Me and everyone else will be looking forward to it now!

Brian Sambourne January 20, 2022 at 1:57 PM Wisdom, Milton, in every line here is yours to share. Enjoyed this bawdy pen suggestion. Be well. Brian L Milton Hankins January 20, 2022 at 2:07 PM LOL, Brian. Just an observation I made while perusing stats.

Gershon Wolf January 19, 2022 at 5:55 PM It's true, Milt. That's all there is to it. :) gw L Milton Hankins January 19, 2022 at 6:09 PM Every time I write and label a limerick "bawdy," I have a surge in folks who read it. Which, of course, says something about Soupers!

Bill Baker January 19, 2022 at 3:19 PM Sounds about right, Milt. It is fun to read a few Limericks now and again. Bill L Milton Hankins January 19, 2022 at 3:37 PM It's true, I tell you. Try it out.

John Lawless January 19, 2022 at 10:01 AM ...WOW, did you se the "bawdy" on that one.......I shall test this theory... L Milton Hankins January 19, 2022 at 10:35 AM Nope, but I have tested it with limericks!

Alexis Y. January 19, 2022 at 6:54 AM Lol! Milt, I laughed out loud reading this one. Thanks for the humor this fine morning. I have a nice-Alexis L Milton Hankins January 19, 2022 at 8:17 AM So pleased you enjoyed this little ditty, Alexis. I have noticed a huge bump in numbers of people who read a bawdy limerick as opposed to my other poems. Hmmm....

Unseeking Seeker January 19, 2022 at 4:56 AM Hahaha! Good one, Milt L Milton Hankins January 19, 2022 at 8:17 AM Glad you enjoyed it, Unseeking Seeker.

Mike Gentile January 19, 2022 at 4:32 AM I'll have to try that one Milt!! Happy Wednesday !!! L Milton Hankins January 19, 2022 at 8:19 AM I've noticed the number of people who read a bawdy limerick will double or triple the number that read a regular poem. Happy Wednesday to you, Mike.

Tom Cunningham January 18, 2022 at 11:04 PM Good advice Milton, we all like a bit of schoolboy humour, dare I say it, even the ladies lol. Tom