Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Chocolate Very Bad

It's said each piece of chocolate shortens life by 2 minutes
By that calculation, I'm dead... died in 1543, don't have any limits
You may think I'm daft
Looney toons in the aft
But statistics don't lie, they just cloud your wickets

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Lim'Rik Flats January 11, 2018 at 8:28 AM If you've got a cloudy wicket//you surely must just stick it//but beware//if you're bare//as a habit you can't kick it. CHOC ON JACQUES CONFECTIONAIRE!!! (mmm... I think Choc'lit is my second favorite word) Jack Ellison January 11, 2018 at 8:38 AM And your first??????????

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart January 11, 2018 at 8:04 AM Fiddlesticks. No way ;P Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart January 11, 2018 at 8:15 AM Sometimes. Up to a 100g/day addiction, some days ;) Jack Ellison January 11, 2018 at 8:07 AM Sounds like you partake in this naughtiness at times!!! xxx

Silent One January 11, 2018 at 8:00 AM I have never been a big fan of chocolate, but i do love sugary stuff... Your wickets are clouded? Jack Ellison January 11, 2018 at 8:05 AM You mean like young philestines???