Short Spaniel Poems

Hyper as anything
Our Golden Cocker Spaniel
Digger is his name



http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/me.php...

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to market get a carrot

sneak it home never share it

this our spaniel does

every day because

his lady friends a ferret....

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A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver a pizza instead...

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A K-9 Spaniel who sniffed down crooks
started getting suspicious looks
To avoid detection
he’s in witness protection
with ten butlers and twenty-three cooks...

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A young gentlemen named Grant Cragnell
Sought debauchery in Newport Pagnell
He got terribly drunk
Before sharing his bunk
With a midget and a brown cocker spaniel...

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Curly black hair lying in my lap
Snoring peacefully, contented
Sweet adoring puppy eyes
Loud ham lid popping sound
Black nose up in air
Cocker spaniel
Leaps from chair
Searching
Snack...

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There once was a poet named Daniel
Mistook for a sweet cocker spaniel 
They gave him some shit
Wound up getting bit
Needed morphine induced in granules



              by Daniel Turner...

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Sand slipping through her fingers
Of wasted times and jilted lovers
Sat with her spaniel on the porch
Poured herself a nice little scotch
Faithful to each other they were
As a doe and a deer...

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           Red  Cocker Spaniel soundly asleep
           Fireplace crackles gently
           Master's one foot on his back rests


           5/23/2019
           10:45pm PST
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He left us and chased after rainbow and dove
And found his soul mate in the hills up above
Did we know the real Daniel
Our beloved cocker spaniel?
Farewell, our dear heart, adieu our true love

2/27/23...

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Cavapoo Valentine

Cavapoo Cuddle’s my Valentine all night and day
She’ll curl up in my lap then urge me to play
A spaniel-poodle blend
My broken heart she’ll mend
When I feel down with my cuddles I’m always OK
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Once was a smarty-pants now they're down at my ankles
My thoughts are all scattered, my brain's all tangled
What can I do to fix my mojo
Chat with my loving friend Mo-Mo
That'll fix it as well as untangle my wee spaniel...

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            Beau Blink



There once was a Spaniel named, Blink.
Whom at female doggies did wink!
He trotted out one sunny day,
In his own machismo way.
Alas, a skunk blessed him with stink!



August 4, 2020
6pm. PST

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There once lived a guy whose named was Bubba
Had a pet  Cocker Spaniel named Tuba
           Through party each new year
           That brought very much cheer
   Til’ he met bride online; moved to Cuba 














Alexis Y
12-31-2020...

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A bulldog, spaniel and terrier played a game of pool.
Relieving me of my money and kibble. I felt like a fool.
They saw my T-bone and started to be salivating a drool.
I offered to trade them for the kibble, trick kind of cruel.
The T-bone had been enchanted by a devilish ghoul.
Never trust a Maine coon cat is a very good dog rule....

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Oh, Maggie-Jo Sparks, my basset hound
The best of the houndom breed
A friendlier pooch cannot be found
You are a grand ol' gal indeed!

Oh, oh Maggie-Jo you should be crowned
Queen of the Canine Race
With every terrier and spaniel around
Bow wowing your noble grace!



4/22/22
Honorable Mention
The Nursery Rhyme 3 Contest by Eve Roper...

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when we took a chance
our home we had to finance
lost our shoes and pants

read a manual
how to care for spaniel
name was daniel

sunday seems to be
day God made for you and me
all of us agree

great priest obtained
is official and ordained
give sermon voice sprained

stock market plummet
after it had reached summit
then bottom had hit...

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BICHON FRISE
Bichon frise or is it curly lapdog you prefer?
Pray, do make it known
Descendant of a water spaniel originating in ancient times
In the Mediterranean area
Used as barter by sailors
Your solid white coat is silky profuse
Not silky confuse
I get it now
You are prized for your lively intelligence
And is usually groomed and trimmed 
To give a “powder puff” appearance....

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When I was a mere five years old
An Alsation dog was never controlled
As quick as a flash
It bit me on the ass 
It's reaction was never foretold   

Since then dogs have scared me quite a lot
A resolution needed to be sought
As I grew to be older
With dogs I became bolder
So a Golden Cocker Spaniel we got









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My cocker spaniel will be despondent tomorrow
For I am returning to school for an eight hour day
Worse, I made plans for the evening

Sophie will curl up in my blankets, smelling me,
Wishing I was here, until she falls asleep
She has a little step stool to get up on the bed

My husband will watch her while he works
When I return home she will hopefully still love me
And forgive me ….....

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When I was just a child it was a very big deal
to offer God thanks before each meal..
We never just dove in as that would have been rude
before reciting "God is great, God is good."
Sometimes mom served liver which I've
always hated.
I'd conceal it in my napkin and our cocker spaniel ate it.
This world is now so changed and at such a rapid pace.
Perhaps this little prayer should be posted every place?...

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Our english cocker spaniel Maizy loved to ride,
She would jump on the Kawasaki mule, and not be denied!
When riding Maizy would sit on our lap and bark nonstop,
Her heart beating so fast, she was over the top!

The neighbors could hear her frenzied bark down the road,
And knew it was little Maizy in full joy mode!
Maizy never tired of that thrilling ride,
She was in heaven barking with her master beside....

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OUT THE WINDOW

our dear old spaniel
fast asleep by the window
blends so perfectly
with autumn colors outside
he whines    paws the chair    dreaming

our big old oak tree
ever but never changing
seems to reach the sky
while all surround    they rustle
they dance    they speak    come alive!

i’m out the window
watching the autumn ballet
fixed on the minute
inhaling autumn’s sweet breath
then this flash of wings    blue jay...

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before I am dust
what has to be a sure must
God always should trust

no one thinks about
what you never thought about
before or ever will

we did inherit
big pest who was a parrot
liked eating a carrot

dog was a spaniel 
cocked and went on annual
found in my manual

safe secure and sane
seems to be simple and plain
want them to remain

felt sorrow and pain
of common sense had a grain
would lose while in Spain...

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We have never had a babysitter that was a bunny!
What are your concerns? I asked my pet cat Honey.
Does she have a sense of humor? Will she be funny?
My spaniel Henry had no questions, he is always sunny.

Babysitter arrived driving a pretty pastel bike.
Hey! Said Henry. Let’s take a little hike!
I have a better idea! Let’s see if you two fit in my basket.
She gave them the ride of their lives, their new babysitter, Miss Hasket....

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