James Fraser Poet Limerick

Ouchy

When I was a mere five years old
An Alsation dog was never controlled
As quick as a flash
It bit me on the ass 
It's reaction was never foretold   

Since then dogs have scared me quite a lot
A resolution needed to be sought
As I grew to be older
With dogs I became bolder
So a Golden Cocker Spaniel we got









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Elizabeth Wesley July 26, 2011 at 9:53 PM Ouch, that hurt! one bit me on the leg and I still have th scar. How's your a**?

Amanda Moore July 20, 2011 at 5:47 PM another whimsical limerick, I just adore the way you write these but so far the spider is my fave!

Mike Dailey July 16, 2011 at 4:53 AM I too love your limericks. Thanks for posting them. Mike

Andrea Dietrich July 14, 2011 at 8:44 PM this is so cute. I am glad I was looking at the list because I think I somehow missed this limerick set of yours. Congrats and I hope you are enjoying the cocker spaniel.

Dr.Ram Mehta July 14, 2011 at 7:43 AM My congratulations on this win in the contest of Francine, james

Judy Ball July 13, 2011 at 5:59 AM A very nice little rhyme here with a great deal of understanding. Once a child has been bitten by an animal it's important to teach that child what he or she could have done to avoid such an occurrance. Usually it isn't the fault of the animal but of people who don't know how to inter-act with them. God Bless, JB

Juanita Warden July 12, 2011 at 12:00 PM Funny and amusing.congrats on your win.

Farah Chamma July 12, 2011 at 3:10 AM Sweet poem. I love the first stanza more ( the reason is obvi-ass!) haha..thank you for sharing.... Farah

Robert A. Dufresne July 11, 2011 at 3:37 PM good story James and great win. I see the congrats are not sparse, so pray tell ...how's yer arse? :)

Sara Kendrick July 11, 2011 at 3:01 PM Congrats...Sara

Bob Quigley July 11, 2011 at 12:59 PM James We have had 3 cockers, one of which is staring at me now. Fortunately he is too small to reach that high and he has an overbite anyway. Congrats on the win. BobQ

Carrie Richards July 11, 2011 at 12:36 PM I do suppose that would leave a "lasting impression" and patch on the pants, and a scar on the bottom!! Well done, James!! :) Congrats!

Carolyn Devonshire July 11, 2011 at 11:07 AM James, I used to be afraid of dogs too and am not familiar with the Alsation breed, but Cocker Spaniels are always sweet. Great poem, my friend. Congratulations on your win in Francine's contest! Love, Carolyn

Jack Horne July 11, 2011 at 10:41 AM LOL, many congrats on your win, James : )

Carol Sunshine Brown July 11, 2011 at 10:16 AM Congratulations on your win in the pet contest today James. Love, Carol

Linda-Marie Sweetheart July 11, 2011 at 9:03 AM Congrats James on your fantastic win in the contest with this dynamic delight of a write on this lovely pet ... enjoy with luv..

Francine Roberts July 11, 2011 at 8:57 AM and a beautiful Cocker Spaniel it is, congrats on your 10th place win in the contest James

Sara Kendrick July 8, 2011 at 10:02 AM Energetic dog that you own..They are so bouncy and lively..Enjoyed reading this afternoon...Sara

Shannon Deane July 8, 2011 at 4:20 AM I'm sorry I couldn't help but laugh, I myself have a black lab named Odie and a new addition to the clan, Gizmo a toy poodle mix...2 pounds of absolute joy...luv shannon