That Dog Bites

There once was a poet named Daniel
Mistook for a sweet cocker spaniel 
They gave him some ****
Wound up getting bit
Needed morphine induced in granules



              by Daniel Turner

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 3/20/2016 12:41:00 AM
Hi Daniel, I can't believe I'm so late reading every entry on the GLASS COMMUNITY contest list. That's very lame of me, :) I was the one who initiated this contest. But, with the moving and all, I asked my sis to close it for me. I like your placement in this contest. :) Congratulations on your awesome Sensitive community Limerick win. --Love Linda--
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Date: 3/20/2016 7:58:00 AM
Thank you, Linda. I appreciate your kindness. Hope you are about to get everything settled in. I hope it's out around Plano. That's pretty nice out there or even Mesquite, oh well C'ya
Date: 3/16/2016 2:01:00 AM
Congrats on ur awesome win Daniel..
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Date: 3/16/2016 7:07:00 AM
Thank you, Upma I appreciate your dropping in. Good to see you Dr. Peace young lady:)
Date: 3/15/2016 3:54:00 PM
Congrats for your win. It is nice seeing this one again.
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Date: 3/15/2016 3:57:00 PM
Thank you, Andrea for the courtesy call. I appreciate your time and friendship. Peace:)
Date: 3/15/2016 1:19:00 PM
Good one, Daniel! Janice
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Date: 3/15/2016 1:44:00 PM
Thank you Janice. I hope it made you smile:):)
Date: 3/14/2016 2:46:00 PM
ha haha great one Daniel many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/14/2016 6:49:00 PM
Thank you, Jan. I'm glad I made you smile:) Peace dear lady:)
Date: 3/14/2016 10:30:00 AM
Daniel, Congratulations on your awesome Limerick win. Stop by my latest blog and drop a smile ;-) Celebrate and enjoy my winning list. **SKAT LOVE**
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Date: 2/25/2016 8:17:00 PM
wow, you did GREAT with this challenge!! My name sucks for this challenge
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Date: 2/25/2016 8:29:00 PM
Go with Andie! That ought to make it easier. I appreciate you kindness. Thanks for dropping in. Peace my lady:)
Date: 2/25/2016 8:30:00 AM
Hey Daniel.....don't tell me we have the same temperament?
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Date: 2/25/2016 8:34:00 AM
Just goofin'. I suppose it really all depends on where one rubs. Love your temperament (LOL) Thanks for dropping in and commenting. Have a blessed day:)
Date: 2/24/2016 7:56:00 PM
Superb poem with charming humor. Love it.
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Date: 2/24/2016 9:32:00 PM
Thank you, Ms, Cynthia. I'm glad you liked it. I hope I made you smile:)
Date: 2/24/2016 5:54:00 PM
Good job on the limerick - I enjoyed it ... CayCay
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Date: 2/24/2016 6:05:00 PM
Thank you CayCay, Not a lot of words rhyming with Daniel. I do appreciate your time and comments. Peace and have a blessed day:)
Date: 2/24/2016 2:36:00 PM
I got you this mighty big steak....It's dangling here from my rake...please don't you bite...it'll be alright...you see my praises they're not fake
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Date: 2/24/2016 2:38:00 PM
What can I say. RUFF RUFF. Thank you my FRIEND. Peace:)
Date: 2/24/2016 2:06:00 PM
Funny ..shes going to like this....BG
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Daniel Turner
Date: 2/24/2016 2:09:00 PM
Thank you, Barbara. Just a little off handed humor. I hope it made you smile:)
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