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That Dog Bites

There once was a poet named Daniel
Mistook for a sweet cocker spaniel 
They gave him some ****
Wound up getting bit
Needed morphine induced in granules



              by Daniel Turner

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Poet Destroyer A

March 20, 2016 at 12:41 AM

Hi Daniel, I can't believe I'm so late reading every entry on the GLASS COMMUNITY contest list. That's very lame of me, :) I was the one who initiated this contest. But, with the moving and all, I asked my sis to close it for me. I like your placement in this contest. :) Congratulations on your awesome Sensitive community Limerick win. --Love Linda--

Daniel Turner

March 20, 2016 at 7:58 AM

Thank you, Linda. I appreciate your kindness. Hope you are about to get everything settled in. I hope it's out around Plano. That's pretty nice out there or even Mesquite, oh well C'ya

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

March 16, 2016 at 2:01 AM

Congrats on ur awesome win Daniel..

Daniel Turner

March 16, 2016 at 7:07 AM

Thank you, Upma I appreciate your dropping in. Good to see you Dr. Peace young lady:)

Andrea Dietrich

March 15, 2016 at 3:54 PM

Congrats for your win. It is nice seeing this one again.

Daniel Turner

March 15, 2016 at 3:57 PM

Thank you, Andrea for the courtesy call. I appreciate your time and friendship. Peace:)

Janice Canerdy

March 15, 2016 at 1:19 PM

Good one, Daniel! Janice

Daniel Turner

March 15, 2016 at 1:44 PM

Thank you Janice. I hope it made you smile:):)

Jan Allison

March 14, 2016 at 2:46 PM

ha haha great one Daniel many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

March 14, 2016 at 6:49 PM

Thank you, Jan. I'm glad I made you smile:) Peace dear lady:)

Skat A

March 14, 2016 at 10:30 AM

Daniel, Congratulations on your awesome Limerick win. Stop by my latest blog and drop a smile ;-) Celebrate and enjoy my winning list. **SKAT LOVE**

Andrea Dietrich

February 25, 2016 at 8:17 PM

wow, you did GREAT with this challenge!! My name sucks for this challenge

Daniel Turner

February 25, 2016 at 8:29 PM

Go with Andie! That ought to make it easier. I appreciate you kindness. Thanks for dropping in. Peace my lady:)

Carlene Simpson

February 25, 2016 at 8:30 AM

Hey Daniel.....don't tell me we have the same temperament?

Daniel Turner

February 25, 2016 at 8:34 AM

Just goofin'. I suppose it really all depends on where one rubs. Love your temperament (LOL) Thanks for dropping in and commenting. Have a blessed day:)