Short Sleaze Poems

Gutted by the sight
Of a sleaze sleazing his way,
His secrets well-kept,
But seeing her sweet smile
Makes me think I'm Il Mostro...

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She sensibly shells purple peas
To fill the bowl between her knees.
She longs to flee the filth and sleaze,
And dreams of breezes in Belize....

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Saw Someone On A Trapeze

When we saw some on a trapeze,
Looked like Trump who is a sleaze,
He did stoop;
Nincompoop,
And then with me everyone agrees.

Jim Horn...

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Sleaze Harry is a sick minded dude,
Who’s love life is all camera viewed,
So you won’t see him flirt,
But he’ll photo up-skirt...
Then complain that he hates prison food....

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Focusing upon a lantern of thirst
she ate of catastrophes
and quaffed of black karma
cast by fiction in sleaze
camaraderie non existent
though through the holocaust
erect she stood...

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It's totally amazing this great life of mine
It's almost the same as owning ten concubines
But wife Cathie disagrees
Insists it's a form of sleaze
To which I say pour me another glass of wine...

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It's totally amazing this great life of mine
It's almost the same as owning ten concubines
But wife Cathie disagrees
Insists it's a form of sleaze
To which I say pour me another glass of wine,center>...

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Succinct spicy sight
Piquant profound plight


Ample affluent ask
Rapture reaping rusks


Keeper knitting keep
Lovely laughter leaps


Enlist even ease
Sensuous slumber sleaze




Leon Enriquez
19 August 2017
Singapore...

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Out in the woods Trump took a nap
Under an oak dripping of sap
pants to his knees
what a big sleaze
Fresh beaver still caught in his trap



*I do not endorse this message and no actual
  beavers were hurt in this poem...

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The lovely thing about chickadees
For this Highlander they so easy please
They can be great, blue or green
For they just have to be seen
I bet you thought this was about sleaze











http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-4.php...

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National Nut Day is Oct twenty-two.

   My favorites are almond and cashew.

      But all nuts don't grow on trees.

         Two nuts who are really sleaze,

            Are Trump and Clinton, both cracked, in my view!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...

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“Surely, you can't be serious!” “I am serious and don't call me Shirley”
That's a classic line from Airport starring Leslie Nielsen, a Canucky
It was loaded with these
Funny quotes without sleaze
For those expecting an Oscar-winning performance, not a bloody chance surely...

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She is lustful 
Promiscuous
A prick teaser
Superfluous

She is not a bitch but she acts like one
She stabs at the back and mocks everyone.

She grew older
Fifty-five she is
A Capricorn
Lives in sleaze.

She is not a bitch but she acts like one
A middle-aged blonde on the losing run...

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Please Tease About Being Some Sleaze

Trump's prior secretary said that Cohen
is a sleaze bag. If he is, you can imagine 
what Trump is.

With absolute profound perfection please,
Tell me how can Cohen and Trump tease,
Constant pain;
Drive insane,
And also both being big bag full of sleaze.

Jim Horn...

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A piddle of puppies, a pimp of johns,
A flood of plumbers, and a regatta of swans.

A charm of finches, a wriggle of sperms,
A sleaze of lawyers, and a sneeze of germs.

a gam of showgirls, a basket of buns,
a shrug of mechanics, and a groan of puns.

A fidget of boy scouts, a gross of farts,
A sulk of teens, and a valentine of hearts....

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A clipper ship for my birthday please.
I shall enjoy the spray of the ocean breeze.
I may groan and snarl and cough and wheeze.
It would be wonderful, so please do not tease.

Just a second, I need some space to sneeze.
Want to travel with me beyond these trees?
I do not mean to be an arrogant sleaze
But a clipper ship for my birthday please!...

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A red planet of cheese…wow!..
we could shoot the breeze together, 
while sinking to our knees, in the red 
sand dune brie, or interstellar camembert

It’s all the same if you please, a moon of 
Sleaze and a Mars made of cheese:

Tease!!??.. me never..let’s take the space 
elevator at four..pack your things…off we 
shoot! Gruyere and cheddar what a hoot!...

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Sitting on my window ledge
I had glimpse of nature's pledge;
To her children far and wide,
Sperm whales or plants underside;
Moonshine falls on silver trees,
Birdlets sleep at hint of croon;
Calm seas, there's no trace of sleaze,
I've seen her in diving loon.








Eight Lines Poetry Contest
Rhyme poetry form only.
Sponsored by: Joseph May
26th May, 2018...

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I consulted a tyromancer
To see if I could find an answer
She consulted some cheese
And told me so much sleaze
I’m convinced she’s just a fat chancer!

Written after I read an article in the dentist’s waiting room today and I discovered that Tyromancy is form of divination involving observation of cheese, especially as it coagulates

09-19-17...

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He is a scoundrel, a mutt, a con-man, a sleaze.
Keep talking I think.
I love bad boys!

He’ll hurt you, he will not fit in, he is the worst.
I could find something off the street better than that for you.
Sure, you know me better than I know myself.

He has a horrible reputation.
He will break your heart; he is not the one.
I scoff but say nothing, secretly thinking he might be....

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Portrait


This portrait of you gladdens me
It looks like you; depravity
you’d hate it, friend
it’s pitiless,
displays your foul malignity.
Your smile, well
it’s ominous
vampiric canine alias.
The painter tried to hide that smirk
to cover sleaze in fancy dress,
not all paint can cover murk.
He captured your peculiar quirk,
that nostril flare of snobbery
you were a nasty piece of work....

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Sleaze Bag Who Has Been Inescapable

On long label was willing and able                                                                 To write a fabulous, funny fable     
About rambunctious Betty Grable;
Tore her torso on long leg of table.

Rode away on horse from a stable;
Write this much me she did enable,
Now that I am sturdy and capable;
Sleaze bag who has been inescapable.


James Hilarious Nefarious Horn...

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Skyscrapers, sheathed in glass, stretch to the sky
as a convoluted maze of asphalt
rivers connect concrete caves they flow by.
Patches of green appear like mold on cheese
amidst bright neon lights, corruption, and sleaze.
All cities have a dark underbelly;
they're overcrowded, noisy, and smelly.
At rush hour, when traffic slows to a crawl,
a beggar begging to fill his belly
doesn't find city streets friendly; not at all....

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Well its summer and we all festive
And happy to be alive 
This is the time to have the best of
A merry song and jive

Never see the bottom of you glass
As you sip your merry-ade
Delicacies are at the top of their class
For which you have not paid

This season comes but once a year
So enjoy each moment please
Cast away inhibitions and fear
But don't become a sleaze

Seasons greetings to one and all
Be it an office party or a fancy ball...

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Placated and simply set free
In NY it's a matter of degree
Bail's not always necessary

They didn't harm, only robbed
how terrible could that be 

Felons will be back at your door
looking for more,
of what you worked for

No longer detainees
it's almost guaranteed
they'll take what they please

Pols want you to appease
and forgive the sleaze
just give them keys

But, you might eschew PC 
and leniency 
after losing  all that you had...

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