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Trump and the Beaver - For Jan

Out in the woods Trump took a nap Under an oak dripping of sap pants to his knees what a big sleaze Fresh beaver still caught in his trap
*I do not endorse this message and no actual beavers were hurt in this poem

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Date: 10/20/2016 11:59:00 AM
This is hilarious.........the best part is the * postscript !!!!!!
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Date: 10/17/2016 8:07:00 PM
The truth in a limerick how refreshing. A huge fav!
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Date: 10/17/2016 6:04:00 PM
hahahaha. Dirty boy!!!! Trump AND you. heehee. and I LOVED it.
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Date: 10/17/2016 2:06:00 PM
Whoa, ha ha He's a pig no doubt...spot on Tim!
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Date: 10/16/2016 11:44:00 AM
Well penned Smith. Enjoyed............//hugs
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/16/2016 12:55:00 PM
Thank you my friend.
Date: 10/16/2016 10:55:00 AM
Filthy chap! Trump I mean.
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/16/2016 12:54:00 PM
lol...for sure
Date: 10/16/2016 10:17:00 AM
Ha ha! Maybe a Canadian Beaver will bite off the offending appendage.
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/16/2016 12:53:00 PM
haha...thanks Richard
Date: 10/16/2016 3:26:00 AM
Crazy, funny! Is this for Jan's contest? I will try those meatballs placed in a blog. How did the games go?
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/16/2016 12:52:00 PM
Thanks Lyva...I did another for the contest. yes my team won.
Date: 10/16/2016 3:09:00 AM
Interesting write but nicely done. Enjoyed reading it
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/16/2016 12:50:00 PM
Thanks Ravi
Date: 10/15/2016 10:34:00 PM
I SAW this, I really did, this is too funny and too smart! Ever seen the cartoons of Liz Climo? She has one about Halloween Costumes: https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/s960x960/14691199_1234545589943727_8200011494392507856_o.jpg
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/16/2016 12:50:00 PM
Thanks Darren...I couldn't open the link ill have to google her.
Date: 10/15/2016 8:20:00 PM
Well Tim, there's no accounting for taste. Very funny and with a political bite to it.
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/16/2016 12:48:00 PM
Thanks John
Date: 10/15/2016 6:21:00 PM
had to come back and read this - it is so clever in oh so many ways lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Seren Roberts
Date: 10/15/2016 6:27:00 PM
loved it.....Seren
Date: 10/15/2016 4:17:00 PM
LOL That's hilarious, love the Canadian content!
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/15/2016 4:22:00 PM
Lol
Date: 10/15/2016 1:32:00 PM
I think the Donald would cry//If a big-toothed beaver went by//and chomped on his tool//I think the damn fool//would simply just curl up and die. Oh you are on a roll, amigo! Really digging the footnotes:-)
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/15/2016 4:21:00 PM
Lol...that be a sight for sore ...
Date: 10/15/2016 1:01:00 PM
Lol! Hi Tim, Normally I don't much comment on politic related poems. But I couldn't resist, this is sooo funny:-) Alexis PS. This is way funnier than running for president.
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/15/2016 4:20:00 PM
Wish there were better choices.
Date: 10/15/2016 12:57:00 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha oh so darn funny Tim! fave fave fave:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/15/2016 4:20:00 PM
Politics can be funny in a disgusting way.
Date: 10/15/2016 12:27:00 PM
Lol: )Hahahhaaha..Love this.Sorry for those who stick by him..No pun intended.
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Tim Smith
Date: 10/15/2016 12:32:00 PM
: ) ...I made a joke on Jan's blog so I figured I better actually write the poem.