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Trump and the Beaver - For Jan

Out in the woods Trump took a nap Under an oak dripping of sap pants to his knees what a big sleaze Fresh beaver still caught in his trap *I do not endorse this message and no actual beavers were hurt in this poem

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Carrie Richards

Date: 10/20/2016 11:59:00 AM

This is hilarious.........the best part is the * postscript !!!!!!

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 10/17/2016 8:07:00 PM

The truth in a limerick how refreshing. A huge fav!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/17/2016 6:04:00 PM

hahahaha. Dirty boy!!!! Trump AND you. heehee. and I LOVED it.

Paloma P

Date: 10/17/2016 2:06:00 PM

Whoa, ha ha He's a pig no doubt...spot on Tim!

Manmath Dalei

Date: 10/16/2016 11:44:00 AM

Well penned Smith. Enjoyed............//hugs

Tim Smith
Date: 10/16/2016 12:55:00 PM

Thank you my friend.

Jean Murray

Date: 10/16/2016 10:55:00 AM

Filthy chap! Trump I mean.

Tim Smith
Date: 10/16/2016 12:54:00 PM

lol...for sure

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 10/16/2016 10:17:00 AM

Ha ha! Maybe a Canadian Beaver will bite off the offending appendage.

Tim Smith
Date: 10/16/2016 12:53:00 PM

haha...thanks Richard

Lyva Marty

Date: 10/16/2016 3:26:00 AM

Crazy, funny! Is this for Jan's contest? I will try those meatballs placed in a blog. How did the games go?

Tim Smith
Date: 10/16/2016 12:52:00 PM

Thanks Lyva...I did another for the contest. yes my team won.

Ravi Sathasivam

Date: 10/16/2016 3:09:00 AM

Interesting write but nicely done. Enjoyed reading it

Tim Smith
Date: 10/16/2016 12:50:00 PM

Thanks Ravi

Darren White

Date: 10/15/2016 10:34:00 PM

I SAW this, I really did, this is too funny and too smart! Ever seen the cartoons of Liz Climo? She has one about Halloween Costumes: https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/s960x960/14691199_1234545589943727_8200011494392507856_o.jpg

Tim Smith
Date: 10/16/2016 12:50:00 PM

Thanks Darren...I couldn't open the link ill have to google her.

John Lawless

Date: 10/15/2016 8:20:00 PM

Well Tim, there's no accounting for taste. Very funny and with a political bite to it.

Tim Smith
Date: 10/16/2016 12:48:00 PM

Thanks John

Jan Allison

Date: 10/15/2016 6:21:00 PM

had to come back and read this - it is so clever in oh so many ways lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Seren Roberts
Date: 10/15/2016 6:27:00 PM

loved it.....Seren

Arthur Vaso

Date: 10/15/2016 4:17:00 PM

LOL That's hilarious, love the Canadian content!

Tim Smith
Date: 10/15/2016 4:22:00 PM

Lol

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 10/15/2016 1:32:00 PM

I think the Donald would cry//If a big-toothed beaver went by//and chomped on his tool//I think the damn fool//would simply just curl up and die. Oh you are on a roll, amigo! Really digging the footnotes:-)

Tim Smith
Date: 10/15/2016 4:21:00 PM

Lol...that be a sight for sore ...

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/15/2016 1:01:00 PM

Lol! Hi Tim, Normally I don't much comment on politic related poems. But I couldn't resist, this is sooo funny:-) Alexis PS. This is way funnier than running for president.

Tim Smith
Date: 10/15/2016 4:20:00 PM

Wish there were better choices.

Jan Allison

Date: 10/15/2016 12:57:00 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha oh so darn funny Tim! fave fave fave:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith
Date: 10/15/2016 4:20:00 PM

Politics can be funny in a disgusting way.

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 10/15/2016 12:27:00 PM

Lol: )Hahahhaaha..Love this.Sorry for those who stick by him..No pun intended.

Tim Smith
Date: 10/15/2016 12:32:00 PM

: ) ...I made a joke on Jan's blog so I figured I better actually write the poem.