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Trump and the Beaver - For Jan

Out in the woods Trump took a nap
Under an oak dripping of sap
pants to his knees
what a big sleaze
Fresh beaver still caught in his trap



*I do not endorse this message and no actual
  beavers were hurt in this poem

Copyright © Tim Smith | Year Posted 2016

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Carrie Richards Date: 10/20/2016 11:59:00 AM This is hilarious.........the best part is the * postscript !!!!!! Login to Reply

Maurice Yvonne Date: 10/17/2016 8:07:00 PM The truth in a limerick how refreshing. A huge fav! Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 10/17/2016 6:04:00 PM hahahaha. Dirty boy!!!! Trump AND you. heehee. and I LOVED it. Login to Reply

Paloma P Date: 10/17/2016 2:06:00 PM Whoa, ha ha He's a pig no doubt...spot on Tim! Login to Reply

Manmath Dalei Date: 10/16/2016 11:44:00 AM Well penned Smith. Enjoyed............//hugs Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/16/2016 12:55:00 PM Thank you my friend.

Jean Murray Date: 10/16/2016 10:55:00 AM Filthy chap! Trump I mean. Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/16/2016 12:54:00 PM lol...for sure

Richard Lamoureux Date: 10/16/2016 10:17:00 AM Ha ha! Maybe a Canadian Beaver will bite off the offending appendage. Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/16/2016 12:53:00 PM haha...thanks Richard

Lyva Marty Date: 10/16/2016 3:26:00 AM Crazy, funny! Is this for Jan's contest? I will try those meatballs placed in a blog. How did the games go? Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/16/2016 12:52:00 PM Thanks Lyva...I did another for the contest. yes my team won.

Ravi Sathasivam Date: 10/16/2016 3:09:00 AM Interesting write but nicely done. Enjoyed reading it Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/16/2016 12:50:00 PM Thanks Ravi

Darren White Date: 10/15/2016 10:34:00 PM I SAW this, I really did, this is too funny and too smart! Ever seen the cartoons of Liz Climo? She has one about Halloween Costumes: https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/s960x960/14691199_1234545589943727_8200011494392507856_o.jpg Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/16/2016 12:50:00 PM Thanks Darren...I couldn't open the link ill have to google her.

John Lawless Date: 10/15/2016 8:20:00 PM Well Tim, there's no accounting for taste. Very funny and with a political bite to it. Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/16/2016 12:48:00 PM Thanks John

Jan Allison Date: 10/15/2016 6:21:00 PM had to come back and read this - it is so clever in oh so many ways lol:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Seren Roberts Date: 10/15/2016 6:27:00 PM loved it.....Seren

Arthur Vaso Date: 10/15/2016 4:17:00 PM LOL That's hilarious, love the Canadian content! Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/15/2016 4:22:00 PM Lol

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 10/15/2016 1:32:00 PM I think the Donald would cry//If a big-toothed beaver went by//and chomped on his tool//I think the damn fool//would simply just curl up and die. Oh you are on a roll, amigo! Really digging the footnotes:-) Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/15/2016 4:21:00 PM Lol...that be a sight for sore ...

Alexis Y. Date: 10/15/2016 1:01:00 PM Lol! Hi Tim, Normally I don't much comment on politic related poems. But I couldn't resist, this is sooo funny:-) Alexis PS. This is way funnier than running for president. Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/15/2016 4:20:00 PM Wish there were better choices.

Jan Allison Date: 10/15/2016 12:57:00 PM Ha ha ha ha ha oh so darn funny Tim! fave fave fave:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/15/2016 4:20:00 PM Politics can be funny in a disgusting way.

Charmaine Chircop Date: 10/15/2016 12:27:00 PM Lol: )Hahahhaaha..Love this.Sorry for those who stick by him..No pun intended. Login to Reply Tim Smith Date: 10/15/2016 12:32:00 PM : ) ...I made a joke on Jan's blog so I figured I better actually write the poem.