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Don'T 'Brie Leave' a Word

I consulted a tyromancer
To see if I could find an answer
She consulted some cheese
And told me so much sleaze
I’m convinced she’s just a fat chancer!

Written after I read an article in the dentist’s waiting room today and I discovered that Tyromancy is form of divination involving observation of cheese, especially as it coagulates

09-19-17

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Pat Adams Date: 9/20/2017 7:49:00 PM Funny! I liked fat chancer, and I love cheese. I probably couldn't keep it around long enough to read it!!....Good one Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/20/2017 7:53:00 PM lol thanks Pat I know one thing for sure i will never ever eat melted brie ever again lol:-) hugs jan xx

Agnes Krampe Date: 9/19/2017 9:58:00 PM for real??? The things I learn here... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/20/2017 3:35:00 AM Yes its for real Agnes lol. I think its something they used to do in the past and for some reason it didn't catch on lol. I wrote down the word and composed 4 lines whilst i was sitting in the waiting room as the dentist was running late.:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 9/19/2017 7:01:00 PM haha, very clever, my friend! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/19/2017 7:03:00 PM They had an emergency at the dentist which meant all our appointments were 30 mins late so I had time to look through a magazine and I learned a new word which I will probably never ever use again lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May Date: 9/19/2017 1:59:00 PM I've heard of tea leaves, but cheese reading is new to me.. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/19/2017 2:03:00 PM I'd never heard of it until i read an article in the dentist's waiting room and i wrote 4 lines of the poem before I went in to see the dentist. I never know when inspiration will strike:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 9/19/2017 12:36:00 PM The world that we live is awfully strange...haha Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/19/2017 12:46:00 PM I couldn't resist writing a poem about this odd word, its strange where I get my inspiration from lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 9/19/2017 10:37:00 AM what a strange idea! i never heard of this before, jan, but your poem is very funny and the picture is perfect... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/19/2017 10:40:00 AM I'd never heard of it until I read an article in a magazine about old fashioned words:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 9/19/2017 7:55:00 AM - I'm a bit picky when it comes to cheese, Jan - Amazing how many different there are to choose from - A tasty limerick - hugs // Anne-Lise :) ... I share a smile poem with you today :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/19/2017 9:27:00 AM I never eat brie - if you see my comment to Maureen you will see why lol:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 9/19/2017 7:44:00 AM Enlightened, entertained, and well drooling over toe curling oozing Brie... Yummmmmmmy. xomo! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/19/2017 9:51:00 AM That sounds lovely Maureen:-) hugs jan xx Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 9/19/2017 9:34:00 AM Ew! Too bad! Wish I could replace that for you with my own memory of Brie (flesh only) with fresh basil on silky soft baguette, with sunshine and dear friends. ;) cheers! Jan Allison Date: 9/19/2017 9:26:00 AM Melted brie turns my stomach and reminds me of the time i went to stay with a pen pal and his mother served it with pasta and the brie still had the skin on... I've never eaten it since!!!! lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane Date: 9/19/2017 7:37:00 AM hmm...the coagulation of cheese is not food for thought to my palate, but thanks for feeding my vocabulary with a new word. A cheesy little Limerick...I had to type that... Hugs to ya, Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/19/2017 9:25:00 AM thanks for the cheesy reply lol I learned a new word too but doubt i will ever use it again lol:-) hugs jan xx