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Don'T 'Brie Leave' a Word

I consulted a tyromancer To see if I could find an answer She consulted some cheese And told me so much sleaze I’m convinced she’s just a fat chancer! Written after I read an article in the dentist’s waiting room today and I discovered that Tyromancy is form of divination involving observation of cheese, especially as it coagulates 09-19-17
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Adams Avatar
September 20, 2017 at 7:49 PM
Funny! I liked fat chancer, and I love cheese. I probably couldn't keep it around long enough to read it!!....Good one Jan.
Allison Avatar
September 20, 2017 at 7:53 PM
lol thanks Pat I know one thing for sure i will never ever eat melted brie ever again lol:-) hugs jan xx
Krampe Avatar
September 19, 2017 at 9:58 PM
for real??? The things I learn here...
Allison Avatar
September 20, 2017 at 3:35 AM
Yes its for real Agnes lol. I think its something they used to do in the past and for some reason it didn't catch on lol. I wrote down the word and composed 4 lines whilst i was sitting in the waiting room as the dentist was running late.:-) hugs jan xx
Dietrich Avatar
September 19, 2017 at 7:01 PM
haha, very clever, my friend!
Allison Avatar
September 19, 2017 at 7:03 PM
They had an emergency at the dentist which meant all our appointments were 30 mins late so I had time to look through a magazine and I learned a new word which I will probably never ever use again lol:-) hugs jan xx
May Avatar
September 19, 2017 at 1:59 PM
I've heard of tea leaves, but cheese reading is new to me..
Allison Avatar
September 19, 2017 at 2:03 PM
I'd never heard of it until i read an article in the dentist's waiting room and i wrote 4 lines of the poem before I went in to see the dentist. I never know when inspiration will strike:-) hugs Jan xx
Smith Avatar
September 19, 2017 at 12:36 PM
The world that we live is awfully strange...haha
Allison Avatar
September 19, 2017 at 12:46 PM
I couldn't resist writing a poem about this odd word, its strange where I get my inspiration from lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Bauer Avatar
September 19, 2017 at 10:37 AM
what a strange idea! i never heard of this before, jan, but your poem is very funny and the picture is perfect...
Allison Avatar
September 19, 2017 at 10:40 AM
I'd never heard of it until I read an article in a magazine about old fashioned words:-) hugs jan xx
Andresen Avatar
September 19, 2017 at 7:55 AM
- I'm a bit picky when it comes to cheese, Jan - Amazing how many different there are to choose from - A tasty limerick - hugs // Anne-Lise :) ... I share a smile poem with you today :)
Allison Avatar
September 19, 2017 at 9:27 AM
I never eat brie - if you see my comment to Maureen you will see why lol:-) hugs jan xx
Pigeon Tart Avatar
September 19, 2017 at 7:44 AM
Enlightened, entertained, and well drooling over toe curling oozing Brie... Yummmmmmmy. xomo!
Allison Avatar
September 19, 2017 at 9:51 AM
That sounds lovely Maureen:-) hugs jan xx
Pigeon Tart Avatar
September 19, 2017 at 9:34 AM
Ew! Too bad! Wish I could replace that for you with my own memory of Brie (flesh only) with fresh basil on silky soft baguette, with sunshine and dear friends. ;) cheers!
Allison Avatar
September 19, 2017 at 9:26 AM
Melted brie turns my stomach and reminds me of the time i went to stay with a pen pal and his mother served it with pasta and the brie still had the skin on... I've never eaten it since!!!! lol:-) hugs jan xx
Lane Avatar
September 19, 2017 at 7:37 AM
hmm...the coagulation of cheese is not food for thought to my palate, but thanks for feeding my vocabulary with a new word. A cheesy little Limerick...I had to type that... Hugs to ya, Jan.
Allison Avatar
September 19, 2017 at 9:25 AM
thanks for the cheesy reply lol I learned a new word too but doubt i will ever use it again lol:-) hugs jan xx
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