Short Protein Poems

rattlesnake meets fate
crushed by loaded garbage truck...
buzzards' high protein  ...

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A Vegan in search of a treat
Impulsively swallowed some meat
The protein gush
Was such a rush
The circumcision was complete!...

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Corn has silky hair...
A hard cob for a spine...
It's juice is milky...
It has alot of protein...

Does that make it a mammal?...

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America
     Is the protein of the world  
     America
      Is the candle of Liberty

( To my role model in courage Abraham Lincoln)...

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Somebody mean once asked Arlene
how her routine left her so lean.
Whether drunk or on junk,
if it wasn't for spunk
she wouldn't get any protein....

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A salad roll sits upon my plate, 
All garden fresh and there to be ate;
I didn’t taste a bug
But saw half a slug...
My observation has come too late....

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My teacher said it is her belief,
the bean is a protein full chief,
then she pointed at me,
and asked ‘what is a pea?’
I replied, ‘it’s a mighty relief.’...

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Winner winner chicken dinner 
White meat protein makes me thinner
Nightly secret poultry truck
Feathers on my windshield, "Yuk!"

Here's to chicken at you kid

-Jess...

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The waiter recommended electrons
But they wanted something to get wrecked on --
  She drank her protein shake
  He picked at his uranium snake --
Then ordered a ginormous peletron...

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Now the turkeys are feeding like kings
And they flap round their high protein wings
Soon unknown to the dears
They will sit on their rears
And be roasted and stuffed, the poor things...

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black
bear state
Alaska
pleasantly cool
protein rich waters, red, green, ripples
ravenous mouths salivating to feast,
hens death spawning
early May
salmon 
run....

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I'm a lone oak tree, with a calming skill   
Dogs  line up for a piece of my  mind thrill 
They empty sins on my green  
Barking poo is soil's protein 
I like to talk so I accept their spill....

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I am a cat,
you obnoxious butterfly
get off my nose. 
It would be very easy
to take a little yawn
and you’d slip 
straight into my throat;
after all,
you are protein.

...

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I had an apple
It had a worm in it
So I diced it up evenly
Added croutons and place him in a salad
Ahh! nothing like a little protein
Where's the ranch dressing

4/17/18
by James Edward Lee. Sr....

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Not the protein, dear Rico, the fat!
There’ll be no more wheat grass for Jack Sprat.
That unhappy vegan
Has gone Chrissy Teigen,
Is now off clubbing seals with a bat.


H/T to Wickless in Seattle by Rico Leffanta...

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Flickering golden lights dance in air
The stage is black, music crickets;
Sleeping birds hear not, their songs.
Nocturnal cats prowling
Find delightful treats
Full of protein
Crickets leap
And paw
Slaps!
...

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ENGAGES THEROGENICS
 50 SITUPS
100 PUSHUPS
35 SQUATS
50 DUMDBELL CURLS
50 BENCH PRESS
WORK THE NECK
SHOULDER WORK
WALK AND RUN THE TRACK
GASTRONOMTRY

2 CABBAGE DEIT
AND THE
PROTEIN MEAL DEIT
3 DAYS OF FRUITS
AND VEGATABLES...

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Listen to poem:

 The fire encircled by red Adirondacks
A ham and cheese omelette full of protein packs
Glacier remnants the shoreline stacks
Crimson turns; the once green Sumac's
In the Ojibwe lands no fall beauty lacks
Anishinaabeg; the "True People" of lake Mille Lacs...

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Emergent of life
God's glory protein, souped gold
Gave excess of joy

Example, me, exults
Gratitude of existence
Grasping given grace

Earth's replete to tell
Golden centered origin
Grand umbilical

Excite me to love
Garnish blessings with pure praise
Good eggs make true saints....

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The rabbit died; it lost its head.
Tastes like chicken: what they said.
Skinning rabbit’s hard to do
When they’re staring back at you.
Truth is, they’re quite good to eat;
A protein source that can’t be beat.
Today’s events will haunt my dreams,
No one told me bunnies scream....

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Viv touted herself vegetarian 
            Felt her clean stance rendered her better than
                       Flesh chew friends got suspicious 
                            Fin lipped Viv smelt of fishes
                   Sought protein right from her aquarium 



 
    2nd September 2020...

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I’m preparing for this Halloween 
But the cobwebs I refuse to clean 
My spiders donations
Give some palpitations
Yet I find them rich in protein




A New Halloween Inspired Limerick poetry contest
23rd October 2019 
Syllables counted on poetry soup counter - 9 9 6 6 9
Sponsored by - Tania Kitchin...

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Doris' procedure is today
Remember her
It is laparoscopic which is not as bad as open incision but still surgery
 
Followed by only clear liquids for a week

Then protein shakes

Then pureed baby food

Then food introduced slowly

She was really anxious yesterday..Concerned if she had made the right decision, etc.


Thanks 

Sara  ...

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Sexy fun salty sweet
Swish, dip, whip and roll,
Love to take a south bound stroll.

Sticky dripping goo,
Uh oh; those look very blue,
Enjoy a protein shake?

Friends first,
Virtue and chaste,
It's ok to wait.

Smooth as silk,
Or bear skin rug...
Matters of personal design.

So much praise,
Between crying sobs...
Worship of the fleshly gods!...

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seems man is doing fine
but wildlife in decline
octopus next in line

more of them now we eat
as a high protein treat
and they are easy meat

with this, man now engage
put creature in the cage
octopus farming age

this sentient being
shows it has much feeling
and caged be suffering

but some reject this claim
and go ahead with aim
for them tis profit game...

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