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Debate: Is Corn a Mammal?

Corn has silky hair...
A hard cob for a spine...
It's juice is milky...
It has alot of protein...

Does that make it a mammal?

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Heather Hill

July 14, 2010 at 1:31 PM

Lol, this was really funny and creative, thanks for sharing and the comment on my piece was appreciated! :)

Daniel Cwiak

July 12, 2010 at 6:15 PM

As a student of Archeology, I learned that corn is not a mammal. It is, however you put it, a MAZE ing. lol Nice write. Dan C

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

July 12, 2010 at 12:51 PM

I think it makes it corn Doris..haha.. don't know ..am too citified to give u a proper answer but I can tell u this is a cool poem.. from a cool gal.. with luv..

Gert W. Knop

July 12, 2010 at 8:39 AM

Wow, Doris, great idea and write! Very funny indeed! And thank you for your kind comments. To answer your question: If you have back ake, a small whisky (a Scotch) would for sure help at bedtime, hahaha! I hope your bck is better by now!...All the best and have a nice week...Gert