Short Pooping Poems
Short Pooping Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pooping by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pooping by length and keyword.
The Pooping Celebrity
No one is more desirable than a person whose mere poop gives people a living...
January 4, 2023, PST, BC...
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Categories:
pooping, appreciation,
Form:
Prose
Schmoozing
How many remember pitching horseshoes
Dating myself, remember when we schmoozed
Naughty that was
Today, no big fuss
Normal as pooping, it's no longer big news...
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Categories:
pooping, memory,
Form:
Limerick
If Layers Go On Strike
We never thank our layers for pooping out eggos
Without em it'd surely crush Benedict's ego
Well too bad for him
If the layers, on a whim
Strike for more pay, how's that, my amigos...
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Categories:
pooping, appreciation,
Form:
Limerick
Droopy Drawers
Our solar system is over four billion years old
It'll probably last another 5000 million, I'm told
Whew! Had me pooping
My drawers they're a-drooping
Glad I've only got a few more years till I fold...
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Categories:
pooping, sad,
Form:
Limerick
Droopy Draws
Our Solar System is over four billion years old
It'll probably last another 5000 million, we're told
Whew! Had me pooping
My drawers they're a-drooping
Glad I've only got a few more years till I fold...
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Categories:
pooping, allusion,
Form:
Limerick
Droopy Drawers
Our Solar System is over four billion years old
It'll probably last another 5000 million, we're told
Whew! Had me pooping
My drawers they're a-drooping
Glad I've only got a few more years till I fold...
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Categories:
pooping, dream,
Form:
Limerick
Four Billion Years
Our Solar System is over four billion years old
It'll probably last another 5000 million, we're told
Whew! Had me pooping
My drawers they were drooping
Glad I've only got a few more years till I fold...
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Categories:
pooping, earth,
Form:
Limerick
A Mocha Popsicle
Our backyard is a doggie toilet, how free that must feel
Asked Annie, she barked, “woof woof my hooha's congealed”
Youse guys don't know
When pooping in the snow
Freezes half way down, a mocha popsicle appeal...
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Categories:
pooping, humor,
Form:
Limerick
No Farting Allowed
There once was a story quietly told
A memoir was embrassingly bold
A lady took antacid
For she was very lucid
As antigas formula own tale rolled
Lucid means here easily understood
Sponsor: Destroyer~Poet
Contest:pooping contest...
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Categories:
pooping, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Special - Ccml
You're a special person when everything you do is a big deal to others... It's not the things you do that makes you special, but you... Even your act of pooping becomes big deal to others like a Hollywood blockbuster or a wonder of the world...
September 10, 2023...
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Categories:
pooping, beauty,
Form:
Prose
Pigeons
Pigeons
Pompous city dwellers,
pretentious rock doves now
parade around like some
popinjay or fancy
peacock, and yet, they're not
persnickety eaters,
pooping on everything.
(Pleiades)
4/11/2021
Pleiades P Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Kim Merryman...
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Categories:
pooping, 10th grade, 11th grade, 9th grade, bird,
Form:
Verse
A Short Life
Around and around
buzzing
churrng in the sky
Darting here, there
eluding hands, eyes
fluttering
going everywhere
Hovering as a cloud
invited nowhere
Just an insect
killing time
looking for an arm
Meals for babes
nourishment wine
Options plenty
Pooping time
Quickly I see
running near me
splat, curse that swatter that killed me...
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Categories:
pooping, adventure
Form:
ABC
Don'T Ask To Go To the Bathroom
Previously entitled: "Rules are Not Always Cool"
Silly Jilly could not break the rule:
Stay in class during tests at the school.
Soon each test-taking kid
could all smell what she did
in her pants! Rules are not always cool!
by Andrea Dietrich
For PD's Pooping Contest:
Category: Don't ask to go to the bathroom!...
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Categories:
pooping, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Nature Call
I call it a good bathroom routine
relief spent from poop’s wriggler,
now, awful gas gets meaner
on this café’s john for fresh butt clean.
While meeting clients, lunching and all
a toilet- rush far from home,
I dump and reach for side chrome
no tissue left, my hands in trouble!
©
For PD’s Pooping Contest
By nette onclaud...
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Categories:
pooping, funny, life,
Form:
Rhyme
They Trained Their Birds
They trained their birds to stay incredibly still.
Like statues, reported my cousin Mrs. McGill.
The birds did not make a single sound as they supped.
The table was linen, and all prissily gussied up.
The birds were the best trained I had ever seen.
Their statuesque presence was totally pristine.
They silently stayed in position on that tea sipping day.
Pooping white goo on the shoulders of Mrs. McVey....
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Categories:
pooping, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
Perpetual Pooping Feeling
Sometimes I get a bad stomach ache
and feel like I have to poop
So I sit on the toilet,
for like 25 minutes.
But nothing happens.
It happens when I'm trying
to pee, too
But the perpetual pooping feeling
is much worse,
because your brain tells you
that your stomach hurts
but that may,
or may not,
actually be the case.
f*ck the brain;
always trying to deceive us
with its goddamn neurons
and electric signals....
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Categories:
pooping, body,
Form:
Free verse
Just Do It
It was time to visit the vet
With a specimen from my pet
I scooped a lump of coal
But the cheap bag had a hole
Now, I'm driving in a cold sweat
Nauseous, I cannot elude
The smell of what Winnie pooed
Rotten eggs are preferred
Over smelling dog terds
And her ripe farts are far less rude
By Rhonda Johnson-Saunders
for PDs Pooping Contest
*Yes, my dog is named Winnie after Winnie the Pooh by my son.
We call her Winnie Bear...
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Categories:
pooping, funny, pets, dog, dog,
Form:
Limerick