No Farting Allowed

There once was a story quietly told A memoir was embrassingly bold A lady took antacid For she was very lucid As antigas formula own tale rolled
Lucid means here easily understood Sponsor: Destroyer~Poet Contest:pooping contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 5/23/2012 5:48:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Sara. Love, Carol
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Date: 5/23/2012 1:14:00 AM
Congrats on your smelly win xx
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Date: 5/22/2012 10:02:00 PM
Sara, he he he!, I'm holding my nose all the way down the list... ha ha ha! , the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD
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Date: 5/22/2012 7:45:00 PM
way to go in the contest, Sara. Congrats on your win.
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Date: 5/22/2012 2:34:00 PM
Sara congrats on your win..David
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Date: 5/20/2012 11:11:00 AM
LOL, I just had to read this one!
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Date: 5/18/2012 11:52:00 AM
Very awesome write Sara! I enjoyed how it was written, I can be forward at times! Great Work!!
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Date: 5/18/2012 10:24:00 AM
i like this too, so subtle. harry
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Date: 5/18/2012 4:10:00 AM
Very well aired Sara : )
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Date: 5/17/2012 9:10:00 PM
A subtle one, Sara!! But clever!
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Date: 5/17/2012 5:01:00 PM
stinky but good poem good luck in contest
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Date: 5/17/2012 4:41:00 PM
Clever write...good luck in the contest!
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Date: 5/17/2012 4:41:00 PM
Clever write...good luck in the contest!
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Date: 5/17/2012 4:25:00 PM
Sara another good entree for the contest..David
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