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Four Billion Years

Our Solar System is over four billion years old
It'll probably last another 5000 million, we're told
Whew! Had me pooping
My drawers they were drooping
Glad I've only got a few more years till I fold

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Patricia Cresswell Date: 9/20/2017 9:48:00 PM That will be great loss believe me. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/21/2017 5:59:00 AM AWWW!!! You sure know how to make my sun shine!!! Lovesies! xxx

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 9/20/2017 9:45:00 AM Must have been a heckuva dance//With all that poo in your pants//while the solars flared//Were you scared//you'd trip on your droopers by chance? ROLL ON JACKSON!!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/20/2017 9:54:00 AM Hey I'm a talented dude!!! Come to me if you need assistance Sir John John!!! ROLL ON SIR JOHN JOHN!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 9/20/2017 8:27:00 AM Lol ;) xomo! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/20/2017 8:32:00 AM Don't think any of us on the planet have anything to worry about!!! HAVE A SPECIAL LOVING DAY dear Mo xxx

Russell Sivey Date: 9/20/2017 6:18:00 AM Yes, we'll not see the end of the solar system, as a human anyway! I foresee the sun blowing up to take the Earth on it's way! I really enjoyed reading your illustrious poem here this morning! You have written such a funny limerick, I lol, truly I did! What a fabulous piece my friend, Great Work!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 9/20/2017 6:54:00 AM Nope... don't plan to live that long! However, with today's technology??????????