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Special thanks to Arthur Vaso for inspiring me with his recent poem which was awarded Poem of the Day. An edited version of this poem will feature on the back cover of my next book 'Toilet Humour and Risque Rhymes. 


I will NEVER be deterred from trying to make folk laugh with my silly poems, With my love of toilet humour, I guess like Peter Pan, I just never grew up! 08/22/24

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My favourite poet is ME I’m obsessed with pooping and pee So I’m a crap poet Oh boy do I know it My poem fans may disagree! Some people may think I’m a schnook For writing a second rude book But I’m not lost for words Writing of pee and turds When published, will YOU dare to look!

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Date: 10/13/2024 6:12:00 AM
Some snowflakes may say it's just crap, a sense of humour is something they lack, in a world of their own, all they do is moan, you must never fall into their trap.
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Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2024 10:54:00 AM
I will NEVER bow down to the trolls and bullies John, if they dont like my style so be it, but humour is subjective and not for everyone but if folk dont like it, i will not curl up and cry and just wish they would leave folk alone:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 10/6/2024 2:25:00 AM
My favourite poet is you, I'm most definitely not a prude, your lots of fun, with humour second to none, the funniest limericks of all are rude.
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Jan Allison
Date: 10/6/2024 2:30:00 AM
I have added another verse to this for the back of the book - I will not be doing a second book so 'Toilet humour and risque rhymes' will have a few more poems than 'A giggle a day... can chase the blues away' hugs jan xx
Date: 9/2/2024 6:22:00 PM
LOL Jan, I also have a copy of your 1st. You definitely have style!!!
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Date: 10/6/2024 2:28:00 AM
Be warned Duke number two is in the pipeline, its stuck in the system or cistern at the moment but i am gradually pushing it out !! hugs jan xx
Date: 9/1/2024 11:40:00 AM
Jan, I love this! And you will (I hope) be pleased to know that I've ordered a copy of your (first) book. So looking forward to reading it! Cheers from Canada. Jim
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/1/2024 12:41:00 PM
Aww thanks Jim, i hope you aren't disappointed with the book! I have recently completed an epic saga for the first poem in the toilet humour section for Book # 2., Originally it was 2 verses, then 3. I thought I was happy with that but then verse 4 came to me... I thought that was the end but then verse 5 was written - its an epic toilet humour poem lol . my friend Erica was crying laughing when she got a preview lol - It will never to be posted on soup of course lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/25/2024 1:43:00 PM
Ha Ha Jan This is hilarious and we will have to have a face off between you and Art to find out who really is the Favorite. Humor is an art and a gift. Always keep it strong. A little heads up on my spider watercolor, dear, It is done and posted. Hugs,
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/1/2024 12:38:00 PM
lol thanks Suz, my favourite poet is me, Art's favourite poet is himself lol - its a no win situation. lol:-) will pop and see the picture! jugs jan xx
Date: 8/24/2024 8:02:00 AM
Hahaha you dear heart are a gem!
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Date: 8/24/2024 8:35:00 AM
Thanks Karen, after 10 years on the site I still get snide comments about poop poetry but I am flushed with success with the first book and the next book has a whole section dedicated to toilet humour! hugs jan xx
Date: 8/24/2024 2:58:00 AM
Loved it. Ha, ha.
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Date: 8/24/2024 7:18:00 AM
thanks Victor, it will feature (edited) on the back cover of the new book:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/24/2024 2:16:00 AM
Hi Jan , I think you are wonderfully gifted poet, and it's not the easiest of subject matters to play with :) you may be interested in this , a Thomas Crapper toilet is come on the market and inside the loo is a picture of Hitler , there may be a wee Limerick in this ? Love your limericks my dear friend , Danny x
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Jan Allison
Date: 8/24/2024 7:18:00 AM
ooh thanks for that info Daniel, so its shitler is it lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/23/2024 11:26:00 PM
so funny, however if you look up "ME" in Websters new modern English dictionary it is as follows ME: 1) abbreviation for Arthur Vaso, as in mArthur eVaso, the romantic form for saying his name 2) It used to mean Shakespeare but in 2014 Websters changed the meaning to Arthur Vaso, ( Trump tried to have this meaning removed but he failed, cause only Arthur Vaso can make poetry great again)
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 8/25/2024 11:03:00 PM
oh amazing Jan, the Infinite Dot Universe stands with you!!!!
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Jan Allison
Date: 8/24/2024 7:19:00 AM
thanks for inspiring me with your poem which made POTD - this poem (it has been edited) is heading for the next book :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/23/2024 8:57:00 PM
A very talented poem. It's very down to earth.
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Date: 8/24/2024 7:19:00 AM
thanks Hilda xx hugs jan xx
Date: 8/22/2024 3:49:00 PM
Jan, David made a comment on my Twisted Fairytales poem about "letting one rip from the rump." I told him it was the comment of the day, so perhaps you could make a limerick out of that. lol btw Chick, if growing up means you become sarcastic, arrogant, and preach to people who are not interested, I'll stay the way I am and prefer making people laugh like you do. Being a bully is not a nice character trait. Having Peter Pan Syndrome is something to crow about... like Peter did.
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Lin Lane
Date: 8/22/2024 3:57:00 PM
No one should ever have to tolerate being bullied. I'm really not interested in anything he writes. It's worthless dribble, but you can fill me in and then WE can laugh at his audacity.
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Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2024 3:53:00 PM
thanks Lin! I will work on letting rip from the rump - it rhymes with trump and to the Brits a trump is a fart lol, as for the bully boy - lets say WE are watching his every move but i will not tolerate being bullied again:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/22/2024 2:42:00 PM
I’m of the opinion that it takes a really top poet to write good fun, clever, cutting, biting, sarcastic, limericks Jan, just because you write about crap, doesn’t mean you’re crap, all the best with book #2 and possibly a turd lol! Cheers David
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Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2024 3:05:00 PM
To be honest David, writing humour is quite an art and i will never stop trying to raise a smile with my sillies - I'm writing more and more new materiel but i wont be posting them on soup, maybe after the next book is published i will start to be more active with writing but who knows :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/22/2024 2:26:00 PM
Ha! You tell ‘em, Jan! Never let anyone stop you! You have too many loyal fans…
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Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2024 3:03:00 PM
aww thanks Ilene, I voice recorded quite a few new poems on Tuesday and have 13 more to go in the next book:-) would love to meet you and let you have a signed copy as i would others on soup! we could swap books - wouldn't that be an amazing experience i do hope you self publish too! hugs jan xx
Date: 8/22/2024 1:13:00 PM
Never grow up Jan, adults are boring lol. Tom
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Jan Allison
Date: 8/24/2024 7:20:00 AM
lol thanks for dropping by Art, I SO LOVE your wit!xx
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/24/2024 12:31:00 AM
Lol
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Arthur Vaso
Date: 8/23/2024 11:28:00 PM
Why someone just the other day told me to grow up, I said, say that one more time and I wont let you play with my hot-wheels collection!!!
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Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2024 1:31:00 PM
They sure are and some are even more childish than me lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/22/2024 11:55:00 AM
And we are so glad that you "never grew up!" That song from Peter Pan is one of my all time favs and the watchword of my life - a little kid at heart who won't grow up until I'm 92 then I'm wearing high heeled tennies and driving a golf cart in the bike lane! Stay with us Jan and keep us laughing at life and ourselves especially when the sh... hits the fan! Blessings my friend.
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Sam Kauffman
Date: 8/26/2024 9:55:00 AM
Write on! Thumbs up my friend! I don't understand personal vendettas or campaigns to harass another writer. Seems we have enough to do just writing and trying to keep up with responding to emails from fellow soupers. Obviously this guy needs to get a life for, after all, there is a place in the choir for everyone! Hugs and blessings!
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Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2024 1:30:00 PM
I will never stop tryng to make folk smile with my silly poems - have been mocked blocked and bullied since I joined soup - one guy even wanted a dual to see if my poop was more popular than his superior sonnets - I stopped writing for a week but friends persuaded me to come back and stand up to them - its still happening now but I am here to stay!:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/22/2024 11:10:00 AM
haha, you silly fun girl, Jan. It's so cool that you are getting your poems together for books. I miss the days when I did that years ago
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Jan Allison
Date: 8/22/2024 1:29:00 PM
If I can self publish on Amazon anyone can Andrea! hugs Jan xx

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