Perpetual Pooping Feeling

Sometimes I get a bad stomach ache 
and feel like I have to poop 
So I sit on the toilet, 
for like 25 minutes. 
But nothing happens. 
It happens when I'm trying 
to pee, too 
But the perpetual pooping feeling 
is much worse, 
because your brain tells you 
that your stomach hurts 
but that may, 
or may not, 
actually be the case. 
f*ck the brain; 
always trying to deceive us 
with its goddamn neurons  
and electric signals.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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February 13, 2014 at 5:07 PM
Hehehe :D this is too good. plop
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February 13, 2014 at 8:39 PM
Co-written with my good friend Catch Orson. Gots to give credit where credit is due
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