Nette Onclaud Poet Rhyme

Nature Call

I call  it a good bathroom routine
relief spent from poop’s wriggler,
now, awful  gas gets meaner
on this  café’s john for fresh butt clean.

While meeting clients, lunching and all
a toilet- rush far from home,
I dump and reach for side chrome
no tissue left, my hands in trouble!  



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For PD’s Pooping Contest
By nette onclaud

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Samia Ali Salama May 25, 2012 at 6:46 AM Hahahaha - very unfortunate and very funny nette! Why the heck don't they make sure there is paper there! LOL Great poopy poem! :)

Don Johnson May 23, 2012 at 6:13 AM the human side, the bowel lets slide, all necessary in action, well diddley done, yes you won, foul bowel in interaction... i'm fine babe hope you are well xo

Carol Sunshine Brown May 23, 2012 at 5:43 AM Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Nette. Love, Carol

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl May 23, 2012 at 1:05 AM Congrats on your smelly win xx

Poet Destroyer A May 22, 2012 at 10:01 PM Nette, I'm holding my nose all the way down the list... ha ha ha! , the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD

Andrea Dietrich May 22, 2012 at 7:50 PM EWWWW, gross but good win!!! Congrats, Nette.

Daver Austin May 22, 2012 at 2:49 PM That's like Jake, sitting in the chuck sales on the hilltop, wiped on a moon beam. Enjoyed. Love, daver

David Williams May 22, 2012 at 2:31 PM Nette congrats on your win..david

Painted Hunter May 22, 2012 at 1:40 PM You added a bit of style to your poop poem! Well done and Congrats on your win!

Carol Sunshine Brown May 21, 2012 at 11:22 AM It was a pleasure to read your poetry this Monday afternoon Nette. I wish you much inspiration that you may continue with your writing endeavors whatever they may be. Have a wonderful fun loving week and keep the old pen flowing. Love, Carol

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders May 21, 2012 at 7:15 AM Oh no! Someone get her some TP quick!! LOL...this is a good one. You weren't afraid to go all out gross. Well done (the poem, I mean)! Blessings and Love, Rhonda

Gwendolen Song May 20, 2012 at 3:51 PM Oh this is quite the scene...thanks for soup mail..I am gonna write u 2morrow...Hey, everyone is a winner in my Devonshire contest...Read the contest page. (I will send u some of those disposable wipes AIR MAIL!!!) haha...on here just for a moment! Love, Gwendolen

Poet Destroyer A May 20, 2012 at 2:03 PM Nette, there you go... I made wave just for you...lol...kidding... I re-opened my contest...for you...pd

Sara Kendrick May 20, 2012 at 1:56 PM Well, this one gets to the point...Winner for sure..Thanks for stopping by..I appreciate the time spent at my work..Sara

Ronny Madonsela May 20, 2012 at 1:45 PM hahaha. Remarkable write you made my day with this one. *smiles* RONNY

Michael J. Falotico May 20, 2012 at 1:43 PM Lol good one Nette. Should be a winner. Luv n hugs Michael

Anne-Lise Andresen May 20, 2012 at 1:43 PM Sorry Nette......I....do not have time to read your poem.......I.....I must go to.......I just have to........ - Luck, luck in contest! - - oxox love and smile from me.:)

David Williams May 20, 2012 at 1:37 PM Nette, ha ha ha tissue on the way ASAP...David