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Nature Call

I call  it a good bathroom routine
relief spent from poop’s wriggler,
now, awful  gas gets meaner
on this  café’s john for fresh butt clean.

While meeting clients, lunching and all
a toilet- rush far from home,
I dump and reach for side chrome
no tissue left, my hands in trouble!  



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For PD’s Pooping Contest
By nette onclaud

Copyright © Nette Onclaud | Year Posted 2012

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Samia Ali Salama Date: 5/25/2012 6:46:00 AM Hahahaha - very unfortunate and very funny nette! Why the heck don't they make sure there is paper there! LOL Great poopy poem! :) Login to Reply

Don Johnson Date: 5/23/2012 6:13:00 AM the human side, the bowel lets slide, all necessary in action, well diddley done, yes you won, foul bowel in interaction... i'm fine babe hope you are well xo Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 5/23/2012 5:43:00 AM Congratulations on your well deserved win in P.D.'s "Pooping" contest Nette. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl Date: 5/23/2012 1:05:00 AM Congrats on your smelly win xx Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 5/22/2012 10:01:00 PM Nette, I'm holding my nose all the way down the list... ha ha ha! , the smell and yucky image, made me laugh so much... thank you for the smiles, and the laugh... I think poop is so gross , but, funny when spoke of... he he he!!! ,,Congratulations for your awesome pooping entry! thank you for supporting my contest. Take care ~ALWAYS * the one and only :-) PD Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/22/2012 7:50:00 PM EWWWW, gross but good win!!! Congrats, Nette. Login to Reply

Daver Austin Date: 5/22/2012 2:49:00 PM That's like Jake, sitting in the chuck sales on the hilltop, wiped on a moon beam. Enjoyed. Love, daver Login to Reply

David Williams Date: 5/22/2012 2:31:00 PM Nette congrats on your win..david Login to Reply

Painted Hunter Date: 5/22/2012 1:40:00 PM You added a bit of style to your poop poem! Well done and Congrats on your win! Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 5/21/2012 11:22:00 AM It was a pleasure to read your poetry this Monday afternoon Nette. I wish you much inspiration that you may continue with your writing endeavors whatever they may be. Have a wonderful fun loving week and keep the old pen flowing. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders Date: 5/21/2012 7:15:00 AM Oh no! Someone get her some TP quick!! LOL...this is a good one. You weren't afraid to go all out gross. Well done (the poem, I mean)! Blessings and Love, Rhonda Login to Reply

Gwendolen Song Date: 5/20/2012 3:51:00 PM Oh this is quite the scene...thanks for soup mail..I am gonna write u 2morrow...Hey, everyone is a winner in my Devonshire contest...Read the contest page. (I will send u some of those disposable wipes AIR MAIL!!!) haha...on here just for a moment! Love, Gwendolen Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 5/20/2012 2:03:00 PM Nette, there you go... I made wave just for you...lol...kidding... I re-opened my contest...for you...pd Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 5/20/2012 1:56:00 PM Well, this one gets to the point...Winner for sure..Thanks for stopping by..I appreciate the time spent at my work..Sara Login to Reply

Ronny Madonsela Date: 5/20/2012 1:45:00 PM hahaha. Remarkable write you made my day with this one. *smiles* RONNY Login to Reply

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 5/20/2012 1:43:00 PM Sorry Nette......I....do not have time to read your poem.......I.....I must go to.......I just have to........ - Luck, luck in contest! - - oxox love and smile from me.:) Login to Reply

Michael J. Falotico Date: 5/20/2012 1:43:00 PM Lol good one Nette. Should be a winner. Luv n hugs Michael Login to Reply

David Williams Date: 5/20/2012 1:37:00 PM Nette, ha ha ha tissue on the way ASAP...David Login to Reply