Short Pooper Poems

super
duper

pooper
scooper...

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Death's uninvited
truly a party pooper
no goodbye to guests...

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I think about you all the time
I think youre really super
I think about you in the bath
and even on the pooper...

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A supercilious Souper
Claims to be our Pooper Scooper
But his reviews
Do not amuse
He's become a Souper Blooper...

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My name is mark cooper 
Im writing this on the pooper 

I have to wipe 
But im on skype

drinking gas
kissing ass...

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post on this or your a party pooper.  post on this or your a party pooper.  poop on this or your a party pooper.  post on this or your a party pooper....

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Horses parade

     Marching band follows

          What was that they stepped in?

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved...

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Chlamydia, Queen of the Farts,
("one sniff and they're hauled off in carts")
was loving a hump,
but let out a trump,
and Charlie returned to his tarts......

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Hickenlooper in a Stooper

When we saw John Hickenlooper,
Who appeared to be in a stupor;
Should see ski;
Landed on knee;
He also had been a party pooper.

Jim Horn...

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Her bottle of Pepto was missing 
    Her husband could hear all the hissing
Her cheeks sighed a sigh
                     Explosion was nigh
The pooper her cheeks are now kissing!...

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Silly old pooper, can I ever be serious?
Do I always have to make you guys delirious?
S'pose that's true
To chase the blues
How else to drive you goobers into giddiness...

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Bob was happy with his Mini Cooper
It drove great, making him an in-grouper.
But a hawk aloft dove speedily
Taking the car in his claws greedily.
Now Bob calls the hawk a party pooper....

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Circle Time

we got a puppy – “super dooper”
now the puppy’s a – “super pooper”
he circles thricely
squats so nicely
I’m a “super dooper pooper scooper”


John G. Lawless
12/4/2016...

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All you dear friends I have here in the loupe
Are truer than many, they put up with my poop
A pooper by fame
Try hard not to shame
But at times lose control, excuse this nincompoop...

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All you dear friends I have here on the Soup
Are truer than many, they put up with my poop
A pooper by fame
Try hard not to shame
But sometimes lose control, excuse this nincompoop...

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This is for John John, my SOUPER pooper pal
Chat every morning bout subjects unparalleled
Limericks exclusively
King of Limericks are we
We wrote the manual, to give lessons we shall...

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For young'uns out there, here's some advice
Stay focused on the prize, you won't live twice
Take advantage while here
Impress all your peers
Being the best Souper Pooper, always be nice...

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For young'uns out there, here's some advice
Stay focused on the prize, you don't live twice
Take advantage while here
Impress all your peers
Being the bestest souper pooper, always damn nice...

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Storm trooper in name, in action party poopers,
pizzas like poops, the perfect pooper-scoopers.  
Enjoying stuffs stale and stiff,
who cares watchdogs' snap and sniff?
Blockbuster busted, bucking up all its bloopers....

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the shmelly man ate a gigantic cheese then 
fell and died. the man next door was taking a crap when he heard a scream he thought it was his fellow team pooper, but alas.  it wasnt. it ws the scream of the gigantic cheese man....

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The napkins were the first to know
a party pooper breached the guard
an uninvited wind did blow
as rain, once distant, now fell hard
on smokeless candles, slightly charred.

©2/12/2022

Quintain (English) Poetry Contest
Sponsor – Emile Pinet...

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A party of toffs all so snotty

was crashed by a yokel so naughty.

After passing much gas,

this guy with no class

took a dump left unflushed in the potty.


(for those who may not know: Toff is a person of high-class society

 a Yokel is an uneducated, unsophisticated person from the countryside.)...

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Funny Robbery

Hiccup
Stick-up

Resort for Primates

Gorilla
Villa

Country Singer Sounds like a Bird

Trilly
Willy

Small Town Dump

Village
Spillage

The Party Pooper

Thriller
Killer

Frigidity

Chillness
Illness

A Deathly Calm

Stillness
Illness

Measure of Happiness

Smileage
Mileage...

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She's "concerned" that my mess is immense
"I work late." Is my latest defense
Yes, my yard is a wreck
But IF you must peck
Your big NOSE might get stuck in my fence

So you KNOCKED my troublesome trooper?
Tell ya what you prim party-pooper
I will warn you once more
Poke your head through MY door?
I'll slam it right square on your snooper!...

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K-illjoy won't spoil your pleasure, 
E-arly June twenty-eighth; 
I-t's the mirth deep inside
T-rying to stop the
H-ate.

S-poilsport won't ruin your fun, 
U-sing not gate-crashing; 
L-ove and harmony found
A-re what the day will bring.
P-arty pooper won't insist
A-nything that can destroy; 
S-tart the celebration, you will find no killjoy....

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