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Party Pooper

Chlamydia, Queen of the Farts,
("one sniff and they're hauled off in carts")
was loving a hump,
but let out a trump,
and Charlie returned to his tarts...

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Jennifer Proxenos

July 24, 2023 at 6:52 AM

Congratulations my friend Jack on your win in the contest, you deserve all your accolades, you are such a wonderful poet,and funny, and kind , your sense of humor so cute and acute. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Sara Kendrick

July 15, 2023 at 2:13 PM

Well, I am not so sure about this one. Don't know if I should feel sorry for Charlie or Chlamydia. Thanks for sharing ..Sara

Linda Alice Fowler

July 15, 2023 at 11:39 AM

ROTFL! So funny Jack. Congrats on your win! :)

Robert Johnson

July 7, 2023 at 6:48 AM

So Artsy Fartsy. LOL

Andrea Dietrich

July 6, 2023 at 10:40 PM

You are so good at humor, Jack. Way to go.

Terry Flood

July 6, 2023 at 2:45 PM

Ah, the short and not so sweet format. This spread a grin across my face, Jack. Congrats. Terry

Jan Allison

July 4, 2023 at 4:15 PM

You had me a Chlamydia lol, I am still crying laughing here Jack I hope Charlie doesn't reign too much especially with the queen of tarts lol:-) Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx