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Chlamydia, Queen of the Farts,
("one sniff and they're hauled off in carts")
was loving a hump,
but let out a trump,
and Charlie returned to his tarts...

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Jennifer Proxenos Date: 7/24/2023 6:52:00 AM Congratulations my friend Jack on your win in the contest, you deserve all your accolades, you are such a wonderful poet,and funny, and kind , your sense of humor so cute and acute. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer. Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 7/15/2023 2:13:00 PM Well, I am not so sure about this one. Don't know if I should feel sorry for Charlie or Chlamydia. Thanks for sharing ..Sara Login to Reply

Linda Alice Fowler Date: 7/15/2023 11:39:00 AM ROTFL! So funny Jack. Congrats on your win! :) Login to Reply

Robert Johnson Date: 7/7/2023 6:48:00 AM So Artsy Fartsy. LOL Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/6/2023 10:40:00 PM You are so good at humor, Jack. Way to go. Login to Reply

Terry Flood Date: 7/6/2023 2:45:00 PM Ah, the short and not so sweet format. This spread a grin across my face, Jack. Congrats. Terry Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 7/4/2023 4:15:00 PM You had me a Chlamydia lol, I am still crying laughing here Jack I hope Charlie doesn't reign too much especially with the queen of tarts lol:-) Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply

The Situation Date: 6/27/2023 7:16:00 PM I remember getting over it. Login to Reply

Sotto Poet Date: 6/25/2023 4:17:00 PM John, your limerick is truly remarkable and exudes a delightful sense of humor! Login to Reply

David Fisher Date: 6/23/2023 7:19:00 AM This is great, and too funny! Login to Reply