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The Party Pooper

A party of toffs all so snotty

was crashed by a yokel so naughty.

After passing much gas,

this guy with no class

took a dump left unflushed in the potty.


(for those who may not know: Toff is a person of high-class society

 a Yokel is an uneducated, unsophisticated person from the countryside.)

Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2015

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Skat A Date: 9/24/2015 11:51:00 AM Andrea, Congrats on your win. Another interesting contest. LOVE SKAT Login to Reply

Alexis Y. Date: 9/22/2015 10:48:00 PM Andrea, congrats on your win in the "poop" contest:-)Alexis Login to Reply

Viv Wigley Date: 9/22/2015 2:07:00 AM At least the guy made not a blunder, by failing to use the Gazunder. Fun write, Andrea, congrats, Viv x Login to Reply

Dr. Upma A. Sharma Date: 9/22/2015 12:32:00 AM Congrats on ur very witty winning write Andrea! Thnx for defining those words! Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 8/19/2015 3:13:00 PM LMAO - love this : ) Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 7/30/2015 5:21:00 PM Okay good you explained..No very nice of anyone..Thanks for stopping by..If for a contest, should be right up there..Sara Login to Reply

Cecilia Macfarlane Date: 7/30/2015 3:33:00 PM Ha, ha....love your silly side Andrea. Great limerick! Hugs Login to Reply

Mary Rotman Date: 7/30/2015 2:40:00 PM So many bad limericks out there, but this one is great. Login to Reply

Daver Austin Date: 7/30/2015 1:38:00 PM Leapin lizzards! And someone once told me I was born in a barn. That yokel beats all. Love, Clem Tassle, alias daver. You be the limerick champ, dear Andrea. Login to Reply

Eileen Manassian Date: 7/30/2015 10:07:00 AM Oh, my dear......that last line.... Good luck in poop contest. I know this will float to the top of the pile....I'm just being a yokel.... Login to Reply

Arthur Vaso Date: 7/29/2015 10:46:00 PM This yokel loved this poem and is looking forward to his next party! Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 7/29/2015 4:48:00 PM LMAO - love it. I knew a woman who had a dump in the sink once at a party, urghhh. Thanks for the Soup mail about your time with the in-laws - boy... Have only just read it! Login to Reply

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 7/29/2015 3:40:00 PM This is a pretty classy poem about potty Andrea. Something I don't usually enjoy reading about, but your humor shines in this piece. Hope this does well in the contest! Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/29/2015 3:44:00 PM i hope so too!! haha

Paul Callus Date: 7/29/2015 11:32:00 AM A most witty entry for this contest in which visuals are not really needed! Grats on the title! // paul Login to Reply

Jennifer Walker Date: 7/29/2015 8:41:00 AM Oh no, this had me rolling with laughter. Such a way with words. Login to Reply

Darlene Gifford Date: 7/29/2015 7:19:00 AM Perfect limerick for the contest, Andrea, a 7. well done! ~~Darlene Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 7/29/2015 7:09:00 AM brilliantly my friend lol -good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx7 Login to Reply

Robert Johnson Date: 7/28/2015 9:19:00 PM This was distastefully done. :) Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/29/2015 12:16:00 AM LOL

Kp Nunez Date: 7/28/2015 7:57:00 PM lol! heeelarious! A masterful stroke of your limericking pen, Andie! Clever choice of words! :D Login to Reply

Mary Rotman Date: 7/28/2015 7:52:00 PM Love it! Login to Reply

Casarah Nance Date: 7/28/2015 7:23:00 PM Haha great, I still have yet to pop out a poem for this contest...yours was terrific! Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/29/2015 12:16:00 AM glad you didn't say poop out. hahaha!!! Luv ya, Casarah.

Tim Ryerson Date: 7/28/2015 6:57:00 PM What a PERFECT title for a hilarious Limerick! I certainly hope that you did not host the party at your place and that it was not a multiple flusher... Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/29/2015 12:16:00 AM What? ME, a TOFF??

Lindsay Laurie Date: 7/28/2015 6:50:00 PM G'day Andrea... it could have been a whole lot worse - the yokel 'coulda' used the kitchen sink - eeeke! - first giggle for the morn - thanks Andrea - Lindsay Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/29/2015 12:17:00 AM Lindsay, I actually had considered that scenario. I was gonna rhyme sink with stink but couldn't think how to do it in those small lines so I went with this version instead!

Alexis Y. Date: 7/28/2015 6:44:00 PM Andrea, this is another great limerick. Excellent job! Good luck in contest:-) Alexis Login to Reply