Andrea Dietrich Poet Limerick

The Party Pooper

A party of toffs all so snotty

was crashed by a yokel so naughty.

After passing much gas,

this guy with no class

took a dump left unflushed in the potty.


(for those who may not know: Toff is a person of high-class society

 a Yokel is an uneducated, unsophisticated person from the countryside.)

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Skat A September 24, 2015 at 11:51 AM Andrea, Congrats on your win. Another interesting contest. LOVE SKAT

Alexis Y. September 22, 2015 at 10:48 PM Andrea, congrats on your win in the "poop" contest:-)Alexis

Viv Wigley September 22, 2015 at 2:07 AM At least the guy made not a blunder, by failing to use the Gazunder. Fun write, Andrea, congrats, Viv x

Dr. Upma A. Sharma September 22, 2015 at 12:32 AM Congrats on ur very witty winning write Andrea! Thnx for defining those words!

Jack Horne August 19, 2015 at 3:13 PM LMAO - love this : )

Sara Kendrick July 30, 2015 at 5:21 PM Okay good you explained..No very nice of anyone..Thanks for stopping by..If for a contest, should be right up there..Sara

Cecilia Macfarlane July 30, 2015 at 3:33 PM Ha, ha....love your silly side Andrea. Great limerick! Hugs

Mary Rotman July 30, 2015 at 2:40 PM So many bad limericks out there, but this one is great.

Daver Austin July 30, 2015 at 1:38 PM Leapin lizzards! And someone once told me I was born in a barn. That yokel beats all. Love, Clem Tassle, alias daver. You be the limerick champ, dear Andrea.

Eileen Manassian July 30, 2015 at 10:07 AM Oh, my dear......that last line.... Good luck in poop contest. I know this will float to the top of the pile....I'm just being a yokel....

Arthur Vaso July 29, 2015 at 10:46 PM This yokel loved this poem and is looking forward to his next party!

Jack Horne July 29, 2015 at 4:48 PM LMAO - love it. I knew a woman who had a dump in the sink once at a party, urghhh. Thanks for the Soup mail about your time with the in-laws - boy... Have only just read it!

Connie Marcum Wong July 29, 2015 at 3:40 PM This is a pretty classy poem about potty Andrea. Something I don't usually enjoy reading about, but your humor shines in this piece. Hope this does well in the contest! Andrea Dietrich July 29, 2015 at 3:44 PM i hope so too!! haha

Paul Callus July 29, 2015 at 11:32 AM A most witty entry for this contest in which visuals are not really needed! Grats on the title! // paul

Jennifer Walker July 29, 2015 at 8:41 AM Oh no, this had me rolling with laughter. Such a way with words.

Darlene Gifford July 29, 2015 at 7:19 AM Perfect limerick for the contest, Andrea, a 7. well done! ~~Darlene

Jan Allison July 29, 2015 at 7:09 AM brilliantly my friend lol -good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx7

Robert Johnson July 28, 2015 at 9:19 PM This was distastefully done. :) Andrea Dietrich July 29, 2015 at 12:16 AM LOL

Kp Nunez July 28, 2015 at 7:57 PM lol! heeelarious! A masterful stroke of your limericking pen, Andie! Clever choice of words! :D

Mary Rotman July 28, 2015 at 7:52 PM Love it!

Casarah Nance July 28, 2015 at 7:23 PM Haha great, I still have yet to pop out a poem for this contest...yours was terrific! Andrea Dietrich July 29, 2015 at 12:16 AM glad you didn't say poop out. hahaha!!! Luv ya, Casarah.

Tim Ryerson July 28, 2015 at 6:57 PM What a PERFECT title for a hilarious Limerick! I certainly hope that you did not host the party at your place and that it was not a multiple flusher... Andrea Dietrich July 29, 2015 at 12:16 AM What? ME, a TOFF??

Lindsay Laurie July 28, 2015 at 6:50 PM G'day Andrea... it could have been a whole lot worse - the yokel 'coulda' used the kitchen sink - eeeke! - first giggle for the morn - thanks Andrea - Lindsay Andrea Dietrich July 29, 2015 at 12:17 AM Lindsay, I actually had considered that scenario. I was gonna rhyme sink with stink but couldn't think how to do it in those small lines so I went with this version instead!

Alexis Y. July 28, 2015 at 6:44 PM Andrea, this is another great limerick. Excellent job! Good luck in contest:-) Alexis