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The Party Pooper

A party of toffs all so snotty was crashed by a yokel so naughty. After passing much gas, this guy with no class took a dump left unflushed in the potty. (for those who may not know: Toff is a person of high-class society a Yokel is an uneducated, unsophisticated person from the countryside.)

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Skat A

Date: 9/24/2015 11:51:00 AM

Andrea, Congrats on your win. Another interesting contest. LOVE SKAT

Alexis Y.

Date: 9/22/2015 10:48:00 PM

Andrea, congrats on your win in the "poop" contest:-)Alexis

Viv Wigley

Date: 9/22/2015 2:07:00 AM

At least the guy made not a blunder, by failing to use the Gazunder. Fun write, Andrea, congrats, Viv x

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 9/22/2015 12:32:00 AM

Congrats on ur very witty winning write Andrea! Thnx for defining those words!

Jack Horne

Date: 8/19/2015 3:13:00 PM

LMAO - love this : )

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/30/2015 5:21:00 PM

Okay good you explained..No very nice of anyone..Thanks for stopping by..If for a contest, should be right up there..Sara

Cecilia Macfarlane

Date: 7/30/2015 3:33:00 PM

Ha, ha....love your silly side Andrea. Great limerick! Hugs

Mary Rotman

Date: 7/30/2015 2:40:00 PM

So many bad limericks out there, but this one is great.

Daver Austin

Date: 7/30/2015 1:38:00 PM

Leapin lizzards! And someone once told me I was born in a barn. That yokel beats all. Love, Clem Tassle, alias daver. You be the limerick champ, dear Andrea.

Eileen Manassian

Date: 7/30/2015 10:07:00 AM

Oh, my dear......that last line.... Good luck in poop contest. I know this will float to the top of the pile....I'm just being a yokel....

Arthur Vaso

Date: 7/29/2015 10:46:00 PM

This yokel loved this poem and is looking forward to his next party!

Jack Horne

Date: 7/29/2015 4:48:00 PM

LMAO - love it. I knew a woman who had a dump in the sink once at a party, urghhh. Thanks for the Soup mail about your time with the in-laws - boy... Have only just read it!

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 7/29/2015 3:40:00 PM

This is a pretty classy poem about potty Andrea. Something I don't usually enjoy reading about, but your humor shines in this piece. Hope this does well in the contest!

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 7/29/2015 3:44:00 PM

i hope so too!! haha

Paul Callus

Date: 7/29/2015 11:32:00 AM

A most witty entry for this contest in which visuals are not really needed! Grats on the title! // paul

Jennifer Walker

Date: 7/29/2015 8:41:00 AM

Oh no, this had me rolling with laughter. Such a way with words.

Darlene Gifford

Date: 7/29/2015 7:19:00 AM

Perfect limerick for the contest, Andrea, a 7. well done! ~~Darlene

Jan Allison

Date: 7/29/2015 7:09:00 AM

brilliantly my friend lol -good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx7

Robert Johnson

Date: 7/28/2015 9:19:00 PM

This was distastefully done. :)

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 7/29/2015 12:16:00 AM

LOL

Kp Nunez

Date: 7/28/2015 7:57:00 PM

lol! heeelarious! A masterful stroke of your limericking pen, Andie! Clever choice of words! :D

Mary Rotman

Date: 7/28/2015 7:52:00 PM

Love it!

Casarah Nance

Date: 7/28/2015 7:23:00 PM

Haha great, I still have yet to pop out a poem for this contest...yours was terrific!

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 7/29/2015 12:16:00 AM

glad you didn't say poop out. hahaha!!! Luv ya, Casarah.

Tim Ryerson

Date: 7/28/2015 6:57:00 PM

What a PERFECT title for a hilarious Limerick! I certainly hope that you did not host the party at your place and that it was not a multiple flusher...

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 7/29/2015 12:16:00 AM

What? ME, a TOFF??

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 7/28/2015 6:50:00 PM

G'day Andrea... it could have been a whole lot worse - the yokel 'coulda' used the kitchen sink - eeeke! - first giggle for the morn - thanks Andrea - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 7/29/2015 12:17:00 AM

Lindsay, I actually had considered that scenario. I was gonna rhyme sink with stink but couldn't think how to do it in those small lines so I went with this version instead!

Alexis Y.

Date: 7/28/2015 6:44:00 PM

Andrea, this is another great limerick. Excellent job! Good luck in contest:-) Alexis