Tim Ryerson Poet Limerick

Nosy Neighbor Nuisance

She's "concerned" that my mess is immense
"I work late." Is my latest defense
Yes, my yard is a wreck
But IF you must peck
Your big NOSE might get stuck in my fence

So you KNOCKED my troublesome trooper?
Tell ya what you prim party-pooper
I will warn you once more
Poke your head through MY door?
I'll slam it right square on your snooper!

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Mark Martin July 5, 2017 at 2:52 PM Neighbors! So easy for these quarrels to get out of hand! Congratulations on your win Tim! :-)

Andrea Dietrich June 21, 2017 at 10:44 PM Hey, Tim, have you ever seen the ID channel's series "fear thy neighbor?" really gruesome stuff how people end up killing each other over silly little things. Can you believe people kill each other over such stuff? Good seeing you on this list now. Congrats

Eve Roper June 20, 2017 at 8:54 PM Congrats on your win, Tim.~*

Alexis Y. June 20, 2017 at 5:59 PM Hi Tim, Congrats on your 1st place win. It was well deserved :-)Alexis

Jan Allison June 20, 2017 at 4:08 PM Many congrats Tim, I had asked for new poems but this was so clever it deserved a first place:-) hugs jan xx Tim Ryerson June 20, 2017 at 4:23 PM Thanks SO much Jan!

Tanya Harrington July 2, 2012 at 10:08 AM Ha! Oh my yes! Awesome write. And thanks for the comments also. Yep Dolly's still got it too! *smiles* Tanya

Andrea Dietrich June 30, 2012 at 1:12 AM Tim, if this is true, I don't blame you for getting mad. We had a neighbor like this once. They are such brats!!

Joann Grisetti June 29, 2012 at 1:24 PM Thanks for the laugh today - I needed that. I have some of the same neighbors.