Short Poked Poems
Short Poked Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Poked by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Poked by length and keyword.
Facebook is like being in prison,
you sit down and waste time,
write on walls,
and get poked by people you don't know.
Categories:
poked, abuse, bullying, child, computer, conflict, confusion, crazy,
Form:
ABC
He poked his head
betwix mine write
for the likes of I
to address his query
"Do I blend in
Pops
do my words
sense"
The tears
fell
Categories:
poked, son,
Form:
Free verse
It finally happened, I've lost my mind
Her hairy back was one of a kind
Her mom was standing there
In only her underwear
I poked my eyes out and now I'm blind
Categories:
poked, funny
Form:
Limerick
Creatures from the deep blue lagoon
Surrounded the sleeping baboon
They poked him in the belly
Out came strawberry jelly
Opened up a brand New Delhi!
Categories:
poked, food, silly, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Do you all know Theodore Thimple
On his nose he had a big pimple
We all joked and teased it
So he poked and squeezed it
Most efforts are never that simple
Categories:
poked, life,
Form:
Limerick
Was it the wind that had been loosed?
On my still bum, he’d come to roost.
I’d been poked unaware.
I turn around and stare.
By a cicada, I’ve been goosed.
5/24/2018
Categories:
poked, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Gargle with jelly
Said my little nephew lenny
While making car noises
Watching the Tele
Wanted to try it but he wouldn't let me
So I got a big stick and poked his fat belly
Categories:
poked, kids, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Pineapple is poked with knife to remove eyes
Skin of banana is peeled
Grapes are simply eaten
The personality you wear determines
the way you are treated by others
18.09.2021
Categories:
poked, 10th grade,
Form:
Free verse
HOLY SMOKE
Alas it seems even the Pope
when poked in the rear with the “scope”
had one request
right after the test
“call the fart that came out HOLY SMOKE”
John G. Lawless
11/21/2016
Categories:
poked, funny,
Form:
Limerick
I went to the doctor for a sharp pain,
I couldn't walk straight without my trusty cane,
while the doctor poked around
I danced to some old Motown...
Hey, I'm standing straight - this jacket's insane!
Categories:
poked, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Jack and Jill were in the barn one day,
when Jack spoke of a game to play.
But, when the door was shut,
something poked Jill in the butt.
It seems she found a needle in the hay.
For the "Needle in the hay" contest
Categories:
poked, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Got a fax at work, no one had ever seen one before
We all stared at it, poked it with a stick, threw it on the floor
Ancient humans it seems
Had other means
Of communicating from one cave to the cave next door
Categories:
poked, old,
Form:
Limerick
In science lab one day
they emptied out my brain
Even poked, it wouldn't say
a word about my pain
at never chancing what I knew
was beyond my comfort zone
That's why my brain just never grew
~ the reason for my brittle bones
Categories:
poked, growth, me, sad,
Form:
Rhyme
The hayride proved fun for all I must say
Until I jumped up and bellowed, “Oy Vey!”
Other couples’ heads poked out
Just to learn what made me shout
(I’d sat upon a needle in the hay.)
*For Dana’Lynn’s “Needle in the Hay” contest
Categories:
poked, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Hope Poked
Snowdrops of hope have poked through the frost
A sign which tells us all is not lost
White, green and sprightly
Spreading cheer brightly
With bells of glory Earth is embossed.
5th March 2021
Categories:
poked, hope,
Form:
Limerick
He fed some chicken down his throat
and plugged his airpipe tight
Then vomited for 6 damn days
to fill his mouth with fright
And came along to think he'd die
till doctors poked his chicken
When all the chicken fell right down
an anus for the licken
Categories:
poked, food, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
As Mrs Clause poked at her Chicken Chasseur
How could such an opportunity pass her?
With the Reindeers on strike
Santa slow on his bike
Missed her appointment with her hunky Masseur
17/12/22
A Funny Santa Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Categories:
poked, christmas, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Mind over matter
What a sadistic lie
Because i sure feel
The finger poked in my eye
"Get over it," they say
But i wear the stain
Must be easy for them
Not to deal with the pain
I just get so tired
Of the lies that they sell
Trading a moment of pleasure,
For a lifetime of hell.
Categories:
poked, angst,
Form:
Rhyme
he gave me a rose
a beautiful red rose
i love roses
i love the scent of them
i love how beautiful they are
i love everything about them
but they had thorns
they poked me and i bled
i couldnt stop bleeding
he got me a bandaid
everything was okay again
but it still stung
Categories:
poked, feelings, love hurts, metaphor,
Form:
Free verse
We took mason jars
and poked small holes in their lids;
then went out into
those long hot summer nights as
childhood flickered around us.
We couldn’t hold youth
any more than we could keep
caught fireflies alive,
and our once bright lights are now
dimming in the jar of life.
Written 1/17/12
Categories:
poked, life,
Form:
Tanka
Rudolf was in his Tundra cave with his wife
He poked out his nose and said, its raining outside
She said, are you sure it is rain, it looks like snow from here
Certainly he said, Rudolf the Red knows rain dear
I have a very soaking nose
And if you ever asked me
I could even tell you when it snows
Categories:
poked, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
the mystery of whether or not
my puppy can chew through an electric cord
was answered this morning
I will give you an emphatic yes
he poked his snout into a Christmas box
and chewed the ends off of all of the lights
I feel validated now
in my insistence on hiding all cords
fearing he could do this
Categories:
poked, dog,
Form:
Free verse
green snake poked his head out of the bathtub drain
singing Christmas carols off key, singing a loud refrain
i saw a turtle when Cobra slithered down and away
bear stuck his paw through at the end of the day
i am in no hurry to take a warm relaxing bath now
imagining seeing an inverted muddy hoof of dairy cow
Categories:
poked, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
[A little spin off from my ‘Freezer Mice’ range]
*
Man’s earliest ancestor was a teeny weeny shrew
It poked its nose in everything as it went fro and to
It picked a fight with everyone that came within its range
And all that I can say to that is, ‘some things never change’
Categories:
poked, animal, humanity,
Form:
Rhyme
A big ‘floater’ lurked in the loo
He tried to remove this huge pooh
Poked it with a stick
It made him feel sick
So he fished it out with his shoe!
11th April 2015
Inspired by the title of the song 'Float On' by the Floaters ... maybe I should stop listening to the radio when I am writing lol
Categories:
poked, humorous,
Form:
Limerick