Woe To Mrs Santa

As Mrs Clause poked at her Chicken Chasseur
How could such an opportunity pass her?
With the Reindeers on strike
Santa slow on his bike
Missed her appointment with her hunky Masseur

17/12/22

A Funny Santa Limerick Poetry Contest

Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
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Fowler Avatar
December 23, 2022 at 5:53 PM
What a tragedy WJ. :)) Congratulations on your win! :)
Clarke Avatar
December 24, 2022 at 8:30 AM
Indeed a tragedy. :-( Congratulations on your high placement. Happy Christmas!
Kitchin Avatar
December 23, 2022 at 4:14 PM
WJ, a fun one, congratulations on your winning placement.
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