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Woe To Mrs Santa

As Mrs Clause poked at her Chicken Chasseur
How could such an opportunity pass her?
With the Reindeers on strike
Santa slow on his bike
Missed her appointment with her hunky Masseur

17/12/22

A Funny Santa Limerick Poetry Contest

Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Date: 12/23/2022 5:53:00 PM
What a tragedy WJ. :)) Congratulations on your win! :)
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W J Clarke
Date: 12/24/2022 8:30:00 AM
Indeed a tragedy. :-( Congratulations on your high placement. Happy Christmas!
Date: 12/23/2022 4:14:00 PM
WJ, a fun one, congratulations on your winning placement.
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