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A big ‘floater’ lurked in the loo He tried to remove this huge pooh Poked it with a stick It made him feel sick So he fished it out with his shoe! 11th April 2015 Inspired by the title of the song 'Float On' by the Floaters ... maybe I should stop listening to the radio when I am writing lol

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Suzanne Delaney

Date: 6/14/2015 1:07:00 PM

Hi Jan: I found your famous poo poem. If we can't joke aboutnthis what can we? You post the cutest loo photos. there's a rhyme. We poo on the loo,

Jan Allison
Date: 6/14/2015 2:14:00 PM

I was blocked for posting this Suzanne - I am one of a growing number this person has blocked - it must be in double figures by now - All it has done is make my poem even more popular as people want to read the 'offensive' item - despite the fact I write 'crap' poems I am flushed with success. lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 6/5/2015 10:42:00 PM

so visual !!!! and funny

Constance La France
Date: 6/6/2015 12:52:00 AM

Well to me that person just made themselves look foolish and childish and please don't feel bad just be wonderful you

Jan Allison
Date: 6/5/2015 10:47:00 PM

oh and so offensive lol:-) Hugs jan xx It is brilliant Broken Wings I am getting more comments as a result of someone publically admitting they blocked me for writing a poem about pooh ' I think I call that poetic justice lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Lei Strauss

Date: 4/13/2015 4:28:00 AM

This is bit humorous :) !

Jan Allison
Date: 4/13/2015 5:50:00 AM

Not everyone thinks so Lei but you can't please all the people all the time lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 4/12/2015 2:18:00 PM

Great Lime Ricky! 10 out of 10 and a fav! By the way I heard only the poets with an in on the inside can give a 10 everybody else can only rank up to 7. What a lie that is where did they get such an arbitrary number?...7! As if!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/12/2015 2:35:00 PM

I can never understand the 7 rating Armand - I never give less than a 7 .. but don't give a rating to every poem I read except yours of course which are simply outstanding! so glad you didn't think my poem was a pile of poo! hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 4/12/2015 2:15:00 PM

I stuck up for my friend Tony Pinnelli the other day. A guy said "Tony stinks!"I said "Like sh!t he does!"

Jan Allison
Date: 4/12/2015 2:34:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 4/12/2015 2:12:00 PM

Why was piglet in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/12/2015 2:33:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) Hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/11/2015 11:51:00 PM

oh my, it reminds me of the time my sister found one of those in our toilet and put it on a stick to chase us with it. SO GROSS. hahaha

Jan Allison
Date: 4/12/2015 3:42:00 AM

Ha ha ha - so my silly poem actually could have been true - oh that is hilarious! Hugs jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 4/11/2015 8:55:00 PM

Jan, funny one, you have a great sense of humour and thanks for visiting my Captcha poem

Jan Allison
Date: 4/12/2015 3:41:00 AM

Oh Broken Wings that is SUCH a moving piece I know Judy will LOVE it! Hugs Jan xx

Bl Devnath

Date: 4/11/2015 1:40:00 PM

Ha ha ha.... a big sweet smile. Beautifully pictured. 7.... Loved always, my lovely friend,bl

Jan Allison
Date: 4/11/2015 1:41:00 PM

Thanks Bl at least I made you smile:-) Hugs Jan xx

Julia Ward

Date: 4/11/2015 11:35:00 AM

Your verse is absolutely disgusting, Jan. Excreta is not a subject matter for poets.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/19/2023 9:48:00 AM

oh I've just noticed you changed it from Scatology to excreta - whatever it may be termed I simply write about it ...

Jack Ellison

Date: 4/11/2015 7:40:00 AM

You are a loveable kook, dear Jan! LOL Hugs, Jack... what a pair! xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/11/2015 7:42:00 AM

I've just written one called 'guess what i found in the sink'!Inspired when I was looking for the image for the floater poem! Hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 4/11/2015 7:00:00 AM

LOL! Oh Jan...ugh! hahahaha

Jan Allison
Date: 4/11/2015 7:01:00 AM

I did find a picture Kim but refrained from posting it lol:-) Hugs Jan xx