Short Plumber Poems
Short Plumber Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Plumber by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Plumber by length and keyword.
My mind is a drain that gets clogged.
My pen is the snake that unclogg's the drain.
So in essence I am my own plumber.
Categories:
plumber, introspection,
Form:
I do not know?
Though I'm in the Fall of my Life
I Spring into Summer
Pipes frozen come Winter
I call the plumber
Categories:
plumber, humor, january, seasons, winter,
Form:
Rhyme
One fine day last summer
came crazy Pete the plumber
he worked a whole week
I still have a leak
they just don't get any dumber
Categories:
plumber, funny, humor, light,
Form:
Limerick
Rub-a-dub-dub
Three men in a tub
What were they doing there?
A grout guy, a plumber
Not sure who was dumber
The third guy to open the beer!
Categories:
plumber, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
It seems our phone was on the blink
With a plumber under the sink
It seems the drip
Splashed on her slip
So she wondered what I might think . . . .
Categories:
plumber, irony,
Form:
Limerick
There once was a plumber named Bruce
who wore his pants much too loose.
While at Ms. McBee's
his pants fell to his knees
Oh my, how his crack could seduce!
Categories:
plumber, funny,
Form:
Limerick
There was a plumber from South Vernal
Who collected plumbing items supernal.
He loved them greatly
With devotion saintly
And slept every night with a urinal.
Categories:
plumber, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
T’was her ninth month and early summer,
My wife said she’d heard nothing dumber,
After she had spoken,
Her water had broken...
And me ringing up for a plumber.
Categories:
plumber, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Be happy
Lawyer
Plumber
or dentist
You create
You are here
You make
You are a producer
You are an integral part of the puzzle
Which one day
Shall be one.
Categories:
plumber, political,
Form:
Free verse
My plumber is here to sort my pipes.
Says he has divorced his wife.
He just showed me his hose.
Then proceeded to propose.
I admit I got the fright of my life.
Categories:
plumber, metaphor, proposal, recovery from,
Form:
Limerick
A lady called Margaret Prideaux
Was a pretty and lonely young widow
But she no longer frowned
When the plumber came round
For she really enjoyed what he did, oh!
Categories:
plumber, funny
Form:
Limerick
Have you seen the part time plumber?
He plumbs in winter and a pop-star in summer
During a plumbing job, he will thrust out his spanner
Singing into it “Copacabana”
Categories:
plumber, funny,
Form:
Clerihew
A plumber called Geoffrey Golightly
Enjoyed making love almost nightly
But he got such a clout
When his wife caught him out
Now he’s holding his toolbox quite tightly
Categories:
plumber, funny, husband, love, wife
Form:
Limerick
Denise was in love with a rich plumber
She'd fallen hard for his big black Hummer
Though he was a grunge
Denise took the plunge
Honeymoon fixing toilets ~ a bummer!
Categories:
plumber, love, marriage, wedding,
Form:
Limerick
Repairs on the Labor Day holiday
To drain pipe a-drippin'--no headway.
Frustration is growing;
I think I'll be showing
These pipes to a plumber on Tuesday!
Categories:
plumber, holiday, home,
Form:
Limerick
It’s the curse of the bent over plumber
Those who look say “Oh what a bummer”
It’s so silky and white
It must glow in the night
Hope it tans by the end of summer
©5/5/2023
Categories:
plumber, humor,
Form:
Limerick
P Pipes corroded
L Lies, folds, and bends
U Under a sink
M Mans the phones
B Butt crack showing
E Extracts gook and hair
R Rodents and snakes
Categories:
plumber, for him, fun, funny, humor, humorous, tribute,
Form:
Acrostic
Halloween's here! It's the end of summer
Costumes, it seems, just keep getting dumber
I'm fixing the kitchen sink
And my wife said, "Let me think,
Pull up your pants or go as a plumber"
Categories:
plumber, funny
Form:
Limerick
There once was a Marm with a dripping cold
Whose bright idea she feared would unfold:
Her deep scribed porcelain face
Was far harder to replace
Then a soaked sink her plumber could not hold.
Categories:
plumber, anxiety, fear, humorous, image,
Form:
Limerick
There lived a kind lady named Summer,
Her faithful spouse, he was a plumber
When her pipes became clogged,
To her rescue, he jogged
But forgot to kiss her, a bummer!
Categories:
plumber, kiss, valentines day,
Form:
Limerick
Plumber’s Crack
While stuck awaiting the plumber
he thought “How could I be dumber”
‘twixt a text and a tweet
lost touch with both feet
his now bluish cheeks growing number.
John G. Lawless
5/13/2015
Categories:
plumber, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
A good looking plumber named Marty Ridge,
Met the girl of his dreams near a pub fridge,
Even though very attracted to this plumber man,
Sue had to say no when asked for her hand,
She just couldn't be known as, Sue Ridge.
Categories:
plumber, funny,
Form:
Limerick
A plumber, a teacher...and a chef
Are all poets, and thier names are all geoff
Their astronomer, friends name
Had sound just the same
But he spelled it J.E.F.F
Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May
1/3/2019
Categories:
plumber, humor,
Form:
Limerick
There once was a plumber called Paul,
Who fitted a tank to the wall.
As he started to cough,
All the pipes fractured off,
And flooded his fiancee's hall.
Jack Horne for Linda-Marie's Limerick contest
Inspired by picture ps_JT76901
Categories:
plumber, on work and working
Form:
Limerick
Sump pump is broken
Constant water run
Plumbers cost money
Homeowner is sad
Waits a bit too long
The basement floods
Ruins couches
Bedding thrown out
Salvage nothing
Expensive
Life lesson
Plumber comes
Nasty
Stump pump
Flood
Categories:
plumber, water,
Form:
Diminished Hexaverse