Short Plumber Poems

Short Plumber Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Plumber by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Plumber by length and keyword.


I Plumber

My mind is a drain that gets clogged. 
My pen is the snake that unclogg's the drain. 
So in essence I am my own plumber.
Categories: plumber, introspection,
Form: I do not know?


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One Season's Displeasin'

Though I'm in the Fall of my Life
        I Spring into Summer

     Pipes frozen come Winter
        I call the plumber
Categories: plumber, humor, january, seasons, winter,
Form: Rhyme

Pete the Plumber

One fine day last summer
came crazy Pete the plumber
he worked a whole week
I still have a leak
they just don't get any dumber
Categories: plumber, funny, humor, light,
Form: Limerick

Rub-A-Dub Dub

Rub-a-dub-dub
Three men in a tub
What were they doing there?
A grout guy, a plumber
Not sure who was dumber
The third guy to open the beer!
© Kitty Lou  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: plumber, funny,
Form: Light Verse

Mined Games

It seems our phone was on the blink
With a plumber under the sink
It seems the drip
Splashed on her slip
So she wondered what I might think . . . .
Categories: plumber, irony,
Form: Limerick


Plumber's Crack

There once was a plumber named Bruce
who wore his pants much too loose.
While at Ms. McBee's
his pants fell to his knees
Oh my, how his crack could seduce!
Categories: plumber, funny,
Form: Limerick

Plumber

There was a plumber from South Vernal
Who collected plumbing items supernal.
He loved them greatly
With devotion saintly
And slept every night with a urinal.
Categories: plumber, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Call the Midwife

T’was her ninth month and early summer,
My wife said she’d heard nothing dumber,
After she had spoken,
Her water had broken...
And me ringing up for a plumber.
Categories: plumber, humor,
Form: Limerick

Whatever You Do, Be Happy

Be happy

Lawyer

Plumber

or dentist

You create

You are here

You make

You are a producer

You are an integral part of the puzzle

Which one day

Shall be one.
Categories: plumber, political,
Form: Free verse

My Plumber

My plumber is here to sort my pipes.
Says he has divorced his wife.
He just showed me his hose.
Then proceeded to propose.
I admit I got the fright of my life.
Categories: plumber, metaphor, proposal, recovery from,
Form: Limerick

The Widow

A lady called Margaret Prideaux
Was a pretty and lonely young widow
But she no longer frowned
When the plumber came round
For she really enjoyed what he did, oh!
© John Fenn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: plumber, funny
Form: Limerick

The Pop-Star Plumber

Have you seen the part time plumber?
He plumbs in winter and a pop-star in summer
During a plumbing job, he will thrust out his spanner
Singing into it “Copacabana”
Categories: plumber, funny,
Form: Clerihew

Toolbox

A plumber called Geoffrey Golightly
Enjoyed making love almost nightly
But he got such a clout
When his wife caught him out
Now he’s holding his toolbox quite tightly
© John Fenn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: plumber, funny, husband, love, wife
Form: Limerick
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In Love With a Plumber

Denise was in love with a rich plumber
She'd fallen hard for his big black Hummer
   Though he was a grunge
   Denise took the plunge
Honeymoon fixing toilets ~ a bummer!
Categories: plumber, love, marriage, wedding,
Form: Limerick

Frustration

Repairs on the Labor Day holiday To drain pipe a-drippin'--no headway. Frustration is growing; I think I'll be showing These pipes to a plumber on Tuesday!
Categories: plumber, holiday, home,
Form: Limerick
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Half Moons

It’s the curse of the bent over plumber
Those who look say “Oh what a bummer”
It’s so silky and white
It must glow in the night
Hope it tans by the end of summer

©5/5/2023
Categories: plumber, humor,
Form: Limerick
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Plumber Acrostic

P     Pipes corroded

L     Lies, folds, and bends 

U     Under a sink

M     Mans the phones

B     Butt crack showing

E     Extracts gook and hair

R     Rodents and snakes
Categories: plumber, for him, fun, funny, humor, humorous, tribute,
Form: Acrostic

Wise Cracks

Halloween's here!  It's the end of summer
Costumes, it seems, just keep getting dumber
I'm fixing the kitchen sink
And my wife said, "Let me think,
Pull up your pants or go as a plumber"
© Larry Belt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: plumber, funny
Form: Limerick
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Porcelain Face

There once was a Marm with a dripping cold
Whose bright idea she feared would unfold:
Her deep scribed porcelain face
Was far harder to replace
Then a soaked sink her plumber could not hold.
Categories: plumber, anxiety, fear, humorous, image,
Form: Limerick
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Valentine Kisses

There lived a kind lady named Summer, Her faithful spouse, he was a plumber When her pipes became clogged, To her rescue, he jogged But forgot to kiss her, a bummer!
Categories: plumber, kiss, valentines day,
Form: Limerick
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Plumber's Crack

Plumber’s Crack

While stuck awaiting the plumber
he thought “How could I be dumber”
‘twixt a text and a tweet 
lost touch with both feet
his now bluish cheeks growing number.


John G. Lawless
5/13/2015
Categories: plumber, nonsense,
Form: Limerick

What a Name

A good looking plumber named Marty Ridge,
Met the girl of his dreams near a pub fridge,
Even though very attracted to this plumber man,
Sue had to say no when asked for her hand,
She just couldn't  be known as, Sue Ridge.
Categories: plumber, funny,
Form: Limerick
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Geoff Jeff

A plumber, a teacher...and a chef 
Are all poets, and thier names are all geoff
Their astronomer, friends name 
Had sound just the same
But he spelled it J.E.F.F  


Limerick Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by Joseph May 
1/3/2019
Categories: plumber, humor,
Form: Limerick

Paul

There once was a plumber called Paul,
Who fitted a tank to the wall.
As he started to cough,
All the pipes fractured off,
And flooded his fiancee's hall.

Jack Horne for Linda-Marie's Limerick contest
Inspired by picture ps_JT76901
© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: plumber, on work and working
Form: Limerick
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But Plumbers Cost So Much

Sump pump is broken
Constant water run
Plumbers cost money
Homeowner is sad
Waits a bit too long

The basement floods
Ruins couches
Bedding thrown out
Salvage nothing

Expensive
Life lesson
Plumber comes

Nasty
Stump pump
Flood
Categories: plumber, water,
Form: Diminished Hexaverse
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