Plumber's Crack

There once was a plumber named Bruce
who wore his pants much too loose.
While at Ms. McBee's
his pants fell to his knees
Oh my, how his crack could seduce!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Johnson Avatar
January 18, 2015 at 9:51 PM
Sounds like Ms. McBee has a crack problem. :)
Poet Avatar
June 10, 2012 at 7:19 AM
Haha...enjoyed this very much Rhonda!Congrats on your win!!
Taylor Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 11:35 AM
Congrats, Rhonda. Great job. Nice going. Kudos. hugs, Ralph
Brown Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 7:08 AM
Congratulations on your win in Andrea's "Limerick" contest Rhonda. Love, Carol
Williams Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 7:00 AM
Rhonda congrats on your win, very funny..David
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 5:24 AM
Congratulations on a fine limerick xx
Bauer Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 5:14 AM
funny! congrats on your win!
O'Leary Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 4:43 AM
Congratulations on your win! Very funny... Terry
Dietrich Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 12:33 AM
hahaha, I don't know how you snuck this one in but I didn't even see it first time I saw my list. GREAT job, Rhonda. Congrats
Dailey Avatar
June 6, 2012 at 7:10 AM
What a horrible picture you paint with these beautiful lines. Mike
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June 5, 2012 at 8:43 PM
wow... this one rocks with or without the crack,,, pd
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