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MY PLUMBER

My plumber is here to sort my pipes. Says he has divorced his wife. He just showed me his hose. Then proceeded to propose. I admit I got the fright of my life.

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Date: 8/19/2018 6:48:00 PM
What to say, what to say, how about this, hhaaaa, haahhaa, LOl, haaha ; )
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 8/19/2018 7:19:00 PM
Hi James. Gosh, you've been fumbling about in my cellar tonight I see. Pity I've become so self conscious now, isn't it? Ever since my plumber left me, my pipes rattle but nothing comes out. I'm glad you got a laugh.
Date: 11/16/2016 5:04:00 AM
I just had to stop by seeing that I too am a plumber and this caught my eye. The crack ? ... yes well what can I say. Enjoyable read. Congrats on your placement.
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 11/16/2016 5:17:00 AM
Placement??
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 11/16/2016 5:14:00 AM
A plumber called Jannie?? Hello! I'm Jean.
Date: 11/1/2016 9:37:00 AM
A plumber without a crack//Would surely get off track//Could any wench/with monkey wrench//bring his focus back? Another fine lim'rik I have found in your stash, Jean! Loved it ~ j
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Date: 11/1/2016 6:06:00 PM
I'd go toe to toe//but I think we know//you would win//easy as sin//this lim'rik do sa do! :-) you are a quick draw queen!
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 11/1/2016 12:02:00 PM
Take your hands off my stash...if you don't want a gash. Feel instead my pretty pair. I know they're big, but please don't stare. Thank you for the compliment there.
Date: 10/19/2016 6:54:00 PM
lol cheeky girl, thank you for the laugh a great Limerick.
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 10/20/2016 4:41:00 PM
Cheeky....Moi???
Date: 10/19/2016 3:44:00 PM
hahaha, and that picture. OMG. Goes perfect with your poem of this idiotic guy!!
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 10/20/2016 4:41:00 PM
Idiotic guy....I like that Andrea. Thank you for stopping by.
Date: 10/17/2016 7:21:00 PM
I'm laughing hysterically over here, and that graphic, priceless!
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 10/18/2016 3:42:00 AM
I love to make people laugh Paloma. He actually was here at that time, but he's happily married with four children. I am just glad he could not read my mind.
Date: 10/17/2016 1:26:00 PM
ha ha ha Jean and the picture is so darn funny:-) hugs jan xx
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 10/17/2016 1:29:00 PM
I just a bit of fun, it's true, but I meant to say "it's".
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 10/17/2016 1:28:00 PM
I hope no one is offended Jan. I just a bit of fun.