My Plumber

My plumber is here to sort my pipes.
Says he has divorced his wife.
He just showed me his hose.
Then proceeded to propose.
I admit I got the fright of my life.

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James Inman

Date: 8/19/2018 6:48:00 PM

What to say, what to say, how about this, hhaaaa, haahhaa, LOl, haaha ; )

Jean Murray
Date: 8/19/2018 7:19:00 PM

Hi James. Gosh, you've been fumbling about in my cellar tonight I see. Pity I've become so self conscious now, isn't it? Ever since my plumber left me, my pipes rattle but nothing comes out. I'm glad you got a laugh.

Jannie Breedt

Date: 11/16/2016 5:04:00 AM

I just had to stop by seeing that I too am a plumber and this caught my eye. The crack ? ... yes well what can I say. Enjoyable read. Congrats on your placement.

Jean Murray
Date: 11/16/2016 5:17:00 AM

Placement??

Jean Murray
Date: 11/16/2016 5:14:00 AM

A plumber called Jannie?? Hello! I'm Jean.

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 11/1/2016 9:37:00 AM

A plumber without a crack//Would surely get off track//Could any wench/with monkey wrench//bring his focus back? Another fine lim'rik I have found in your stash, Jean! Loved it ~ j

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 11/1/2016 6:06:00 PM

I'd go toe to toe//but I think we know//you would win//easy as sin//this lim'rik do sa do! :-) you are a quick draw queen!

Jean Murray
Date: 11/1/2016 12:02:00 PM

Take your hands off my stash...if you don't want a gash. Feel instead my pretty pair. I know they're big, but please don't stare. Thank you for the compliment there.

Seosamh De Burca

Date: 10/19/2016 6:54:00 PM

lol cheeky girl, thank you for the laugh a great Limerick.

Jean Murray
Date: 10/20/2016 4:41:00 PM

Cheeky....Moi???

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/19/2016 3:44:00 PM

hahaha, and that picture. OMG. Goes perfect with your poem of this idiotic guy!!

Jean Murray
Date: 10/20/2016 4:41:00 PM

Idiotic guy....I like that Andrea. Thank you for stopping by.

Paloma P

Date: 10/17/2016 7:21:00 PM

I'm laughing hysterically over here, and that graphic, priceless!

Jean Murray
Date: 10/18/2016 3:42:00 AM

I love to make people laugh Paloma. He actually was here at that time, but he's happily married with four children. I am just glad he could not read my mind.