My Plumber

My plumber is here to sort my pipes.
Says he has divorced his wife.
He just showed me his hose.
Then proceeded to propose.
I admit I got the fright of my life.

metaphorproposalrecovery fromlimerick

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James Inman

August 19, 2018 at 6:48 PM

What to say, what to say, how about this, hhaaaa, haahhaa, LOl, haaha ; )

Jean Murray

August 19, 2018 at 7:19 PM

Hi James. Gosh, you've been fumbling about in my cellar tonight I see. Pity I've become so self conscious now, isn't it? Ever since my plumber left me, my pipes rattle but nothing comes out. I'm glad you got a laugh.

Jannie Breedt

November 16, 2016 at 5:04 AM

I just had to stop by seeing that I too am a plumber and this caught my eye. The crack ? ... yes well what can I say. Enjoyable read. Congrats on your placement.

Jean Murray

November 16, 2016 at 5:17 AM

Placement??

Jean Murray

November 16, 2016 at 5:14 AM

A plumber called Jannie?? Hello! I'm Jean.

Lim'Rik Flats

November 1, 2016 at 9:37 AM

A plumber without a crack//Would surely get off track//Could any wench/with monkey wrench//bring his focus back? Another fine lim'rik I have found in your stash, Jean! Loved it ~ j

Lim'Rik Flats

November 1, 2016 at 6:06 PM

I'd go toe to toe//but I think we know//you would win//easy as sin//this lim'rik do sa do! :-) you are a quick draw queen!

Jean Murray

November 1, 2016 at 12:02 PM

Take your hands off my stash...if you don't want a gash. Feel instead my pretty pair. I know they're big, but please don't stare. Thank you for the compliment there.

Seosamh De Burca

October 19, 2016 at 6:54 PM

lol cheeky girl, thank you for the laugh a great Limerick.

Jean Murray

October 20, 2016 at 4:41 PM

Cheeky....Moi???

Andrea Dietrich

October 19, 2016 at 3:44 PM

hahaha, and that picture. OMG. Goes perfect with your poem of this idiotic guy!!

Jean Murray

October 20, 2016 at 4:41 PM

Idiotic guy....I like that Andrea. Thank you for stopping by.

Paloma P

October 17, 2016 at 7:21 PM

I'm laughing hysterically over here, and that graphic, priceless!

Jean Murray

October 18, 2016 at 3:42 AM

I love to make people laugh Paloma. He actually was here at that time, but he's happily married with four children. I am just glad he could not read my mind.