Wise Cracks

Halloween's here!  It's the end of summer
Costumes, it seems, just keep getting dumber
I'm fixing the kitchen sink
And my wife said, "Let me think,
Pull up your pants or go as a plumber"

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Poet Destroyer A

December 6, 2012 at 7:10 PM

thank you for the smile...LINDA

Carol Sunshine Brown

November 29, 2010 at 3:56 AM

Congratulations on your 1st Place win Larry in Irma's "Halloween Costume Contest". Love, Carol

Barbara Gorelick

November 26, 2010 at 6:29 PM

Itsnot a pretty sight! But a #1 for you sure is..congrats..BG

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

November 26, 2010 at 2:48 PM

Congrats Larry on your first place win in Irma's cool contest with this rare beauty my friend.. enjoy with luv..

Sheri Fresonke Harper

November 26, 2010 at 1:21 PM

lol, good funny poem, congrats on the win!

James Fraser

November 26, 2010 at 9:29 AM

Haha, you really crack me up Larry, most def the joker on the Soup, congrats >> James

Joyce Johnson

November 26, 2010 at 8:14 AM

Congratulations Larry and so glad that your mother-in-law was not the "butt" of this one. Love, Joyce

Daniel Cwiak

November 26, 2010 at 6:27 AM

I've had reservations about calling a plumber to fix our sink...now I know why. (lol) Congrats on this funny 1st place write. Dan C

Dr.Ram Mehta

November 26, 2010 at 4:59 AM

Congratulations on this well deserved win, Larry

Skat A

November 25, 2010 at 10:09 PM

CONGRATULATIONA! and Sorry for judging my contest late. Once again I love the taste of my # 1-10 placements. Enjoyed the thought and smiles. Thanks so much for my contest entry, have your self a wonderful & bessed holiday~luv* SKAT