Wise Cracks

Halloween's here!  It's the end of summer
Costumes, it seems, just keep getting dumber
I'm fixing the kitchen sink
And my wife said, "Let me think,
Pull up your pants or go as a plumber"

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 12/6/2012 7:10:00 PM
thank you for the smile...LINDA
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Date: 11/29/2010 3:56:00 AM
Congratulations on your 1st Place win Larry in Irma's "Halloween Costume Contest". Love, Carol
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Date: 11/26/2010 6:29:00 PM
Itsnot a pretty sight! But a #1 for you sure is..congrats..BG
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Date: 11/26/2010 2:48:00 PM
Congrats Larry on your first place win in Irma's cool contest with this rare beauty my friend.. enjoy with luv..
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Date: 11/26/2010 1:21:00 PM
lol, good funny poem, congrats on the win!
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Date: 11/26/2010 9:29:00 AM
Haha, you really crack me up Larry, most def the joker on the Soup, congrats >> James
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Date: 11/26/2010 8:14:00 AM
Congratulations Larry and so glad that your mother-in-law was not the "butt" of this one. Love, Joyce
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Date: 11/26/2010 6:27:00 AM
I've had reservations about calling a plumber to fix our sink...now I know why. (lol) Congrats on this funny 1st place write. Dan C
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Date: 11/26/2010 4:59:00 AM
Congratulations on this well deserved win, Larry
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Date: 11/25/2010 10:09:00 PM
CONGRATULATIONA! and Sorry for judging my contest late. Once again I love the taste of my # 1-10 placements. Enjoyed the thought and smiles. Thanks so much for my contest entry, have your self a wonderful & bessed holiday~luv* SKAT
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Date: 10/15/2010 6:36:00 PM
Good chuckle, Larry. LOL Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 10/11/2010 1:27:00 PM
had to read it a few times lol i hope i got it ? was very funny , thanks 4 the smile
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Date: 10/11/2010 6:12:00 AM
Humorous as always but quite meaningful write, Larry
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