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In Love With a Plumber

Denise was in love with a rich plumber She'd fallen hard for his big black Hummer Though he was a grunge Denise took the plunge Honeymoon fixing toilets ~ a bummer!

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Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/4/2019 2:34:00 AM

Would have thought of better things to do on my honeymoon but needs must lol.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/4/2019 11:13:00 AM

Ha, ha. She should have taken off in the Hummer! :) gw

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 1/4/2019 12:03:00 AM

So his big black Hummer is there in the driveway, with keys. Hmmmmmm I am going the same place she is. Maybe she will give me a lift.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/4/2019 11:12:00 AM

---Or maybe even let you take the wheel. Gotta find yourself a plumber with a Hummer! (Hmmmm. Er). :) gw

Line Gauthier

Date: 1/3/2019 9:00:00 PM

O well, while he's fixing toilet she can drive the hummer. LOL

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/3/2019 10:27:00 PM

Hmm. Hadn't thought of that. Pretty funny! … Maybe they can be 'fix-and-run' artists, the plumbing equivalents of Bonnie and Clyde. We could call them "Rod-'em and Glide." (It's getting late. I'll go into my 'man-cave' now....G'nite.) :) gw