Plumber Acrostic

P     Pipes corroded

L     Lies, folds, and bends 

U     Under a sink

M     Mans the phones

B     Butt crack showing

E     Extracts gook and hair

R     Rodents and snakes
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Letts Avatar
August 13, 2018 at 4:26 AM
Great! A plumber without a butt-crack is a poor show in the Fix-It Theatre
Krutsinger Avatar
August 13, 2018 at 3:31 PM
true; and such a disappointment.
Cunningham Avatar
May 14, 2018 at 9:11 AM
Lol, butt crack showing, why can't workmen pull them trousers up. Over here we say, its not a building site. Tom.
Krutsinger Avatar
May 14, 2018 at 4:17 PM
hahah! It's not a building sight either.
Bauer Avatar
May 14, 2018 at 8:31 AM
hilarious! love it, caren...
Krutsinger Avatar
May 14, 2018 at 8:56 AM
Thank you Ilene. I knew it was going to "hit" somebody.
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