Short Pickles Poems

pile it up real high
lettuce,tomato,pickles
onion's and ketchup...

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I eat one then two,
An empty jar of pickles;
A guilty pleasure....

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Pear tree tall erect
Loaded with ripe fruit to pick
Pear perserves, pickles...

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"Two beef patties, sauce ...

Lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions,

Sesame seed bun."...

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Pickles
And 
Peppers 
On
A 
Sandwich  
Of 
Rye 
Put 
IT 
All 
Together
Then 
Fry...

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Homemade with the help of my son as he throws on the toppings- including grandma's sweet pickles...

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pink-plated pickles
green spears, dolled up, and juicy -
cool, crunchy dillies...

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Tin bath in back yard,
Full of shallots for peeling.
Pickles for Christmas!





For Brian's "Images of Fall" contest....

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There was a pickle party
the pickles partied hearty
	wanted to embellish
	danced into a relish
well, aren’t they arty-farty...

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Joseph Rickles
Liked dill pickles
To Rickles their wonderful taste was delicious
What they did to his face was simply malicious....

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Elevator moves sideways
		
		The pickles are dry
		The butter is hard
		The cornbread has too much sugar

		And now it’s a cake
...

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I like pickles 
I like jam
I like chicken
In a frying pan
They make me giggle
They make me laugh
They make me want 
To take a bath...

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Preparing mango pickles
Give the nose pungent tickles
Sneezing all through the day
In the hot month of may
Eyeing the yummy oil filled bottles...

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Pickles in jars both sour and sweet,
Tickle, fancy of all you meet.
Different shapes to see.
This means nothing to me.
Fickle pickles tickle complete....

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After last night's dream my sanity's fled
Dreamt of a daisy with a girl for a head
With magic words
She talked to birds
I'm giving up pickles just before bed...

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If you love eating pickles,

cause on your tongue they tickle,

eat a large kosher dill,

oh green juice, don't you spill,

for down your chin it trickles....

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We cook it ! Feel your tonsils tingle!
Add mayonnaise, lettuce, a pickle.
Lost both tonsils at ten
so can I ask you when
my change comes to more than a nickle?...

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I once knew a man named Nickles
who road on a bike with a Sickle
He did it so nice, that he did it twice.
Now, he's in a barrel of pickles. ...

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Pickled farts I gotta  let you know
If it tickles when it comes out your hole
You better beware
When you stare down there
You probably pebble dashed the toilet bowl...

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third time rolling through
the fog, lights burst asunder

returning, picking

up ingredients for spouse
mustard and pickles wave, sigh

12/24/2019...

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WHAT’S FARE IN THE SOUTH

Everything Southern
fried — pickles, bacon 
green tomatoes and
chicken — with cornbread,
biscuits and gravy.
...and so forth
y’all!

7/14/2018...

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There was a girl who loved salty pickles
She'd stick in a fork for a sure tickle
The first bite would spirt
She'd give the dork a squirt
Pickle juice in the eyes, such a giggle!...

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i opened the door to my stale heart
and much to my dismay
found there was much 
room for improvement


AP: 1st place 2025, Front Page Pick 2025

Posted on March 22, 2025...

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Oh, how I do love pickles

   Especially those long, slim icicles

   Whether Dill or Sweet Gherkin
   
   From its jar I am jerkin'

   Because as it goes down ~ it Tickles!...

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My gal has a fetish for pickles
Down my back they sure do trickle
      As she awaits them to roll
      Always reaching their goal
It's more than the pickles that tickle...

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