Short Phd Poems

In a magnanimous posthumous gesture
  Noah's been awarded a PhD in ARK-itecture...

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you won't find me changed 
from him you knew—just more sure
of all I thought true...

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Potential commander-in-cheat
Has a PhD in deceit
If courts say he's free
We'll see an orgy
With pee that D.T. could excrete...

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I sip and think
I slip and sink
If drinking was building, I would have owned a pyramid
I sip and pee
I sleep at three
If drinking was studying, I would have owned a Phd...

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Over Educated New Priest

Did decide what several do dread;
With your education are overhead;
Possesses PHD,
Better than me;
Put this thought to rest in big bed.

Jim Horn...

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She is from Nairobi, a highlighted nation of luminaries
A country that encourages the education of women
She has her masters and her PHD but none of that matters
When the men see how beautiful she is, they discount her brilliance....

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Cervix is a secret Tunnel..
It took me a long time to reach it..
I have seen the depts and deeper truth..
The deeper we go in cervix the more
Ozzy it becomes..
I earned my phD from Eva Elfie Selfie...
Note.Abortion is legal in some countries......

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- Chief expert on marriage relations,
Understaning your man as such.
Consulting services I mentioned
Will help you but they'll cost you much.

- Let me screen the degrees you carry,
PhD topic. Wait! There's more.
How many times have you been married? 
- Never happen'd before....

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A PhD in emotion and feel,
licentiate of what lives within

Professor of imagery, doctor of will,
a Saint with a penchant for sin

Explorer of evil with devils to hunt,
the fire burns liquid and hot

Degrees of atonement, diplomas unread
—graduate of words future bought

(Villanova Pennsylvania: January, 2020)...

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got a PHD
from the universityl of
hard knocks
the sheep skin framed
and hanging on my wall
reminding me of
my accomplishments
graduating with honors
top of my class
no one could touch me
studied hard for that
as I move the tassel
from the left to right
shaking hands with
those that taught me
on graduation night...

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You don't need a Masters or a PhD
  Truth be told, you don't need a degree
No permit, certificate or license to pursue
  No committees to sit before
                                    ~ No interviews

All a poet needs is imagination and pluck
  Pen and paper, of course
                           ~ and a little good luck...

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graduated cum laude 
with a PhD in madness,
practitioner of your
  own philosophy as
    the harbinger of doom,
tales of darkness where
the deck is always stacked,
what's the sense of light
   to an austere night
or spring's flourish 
   mid winter's brashness,
you don't need to be
      a rocket scientist 
    to diagnose absurdity...

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By Dr Jose Manimala PhD


Doctor, behold, embolden spirit cheer ye,
C M may sharpen yore bloody dagger,
To pierce your brave – heart,
Lo, the fallen mighty, dreams to dust,
Bawd Swapna swoon double - heart, 
Golden dreams took wings forever,
Na, crook ain’t  my king, no more,
Where chatte queens reign!
Derriere queen is no bloom.
But a sucking vortex!...

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I laughed so hard, I would almost gag
while I listened to your ditty “The Vatican Rag”.
Why was a Harvard PhD mathematician
performing on stage as a musician?
You tickled the ivories on your piano
while you let your humorous lyrics flow.
With your witty comments, you put on a show.
You were a master at sociological satire
until the day you would retire.
...

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She has a PhD in Physics
  works as a surgeon on the side
Four kids to date with one in the oven
  across a Steinway, her swift fingers glide  

But older sis calls her a ‘know-nothing’
  ‘cos the PhD thinks ‘all lives matter’
Ere she responds, younger sis pauses a minute
  then smiles ~ ‘Perhaps me, you flatter’



    gw                    rhyme                   June 21, 2022...

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I lust for knowledge,
My day will come,
Bachelors,
Masters,
PhD maybe,
My day will come,
I believe it,
No faith placed in me,
But from me indeed,
My strength is my rock,
I will follow through,
The language of life,
I know it well,
It is my spell,
You will understand,
The day I receive that third diploma,
My doctorate in English Literature,
That will be the day of true destiny....

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One has vision 
the masses see 
the other in his armchair no phd
he could use some glasses
no one cares about the ostrich
head in desert sands


attacks is
really

the repetition
of history

attacks is
really

the depletion
of humanity

attacks is
really

crimes
despicable crimes

attacks is
really

torrents of evil
pretending to shine

attacks is
really

The end
of time...

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He claims not to be a geek,
Although it has been heard,
That he’s in the science clique.

He denies that he’s a nerd,
But if you quickly check,
His Sci-Fi interest is inferred.

He says he doesn’t like “Star Trek”,
But if you block the TV set,
He’ll often crane his neck.

He says he’s not a dweeb and yet,
Ask him about his PhD,
He’ll know the answer you can bet.

If he’d stop denying it he’d see,
I’m just as big a geek as he!...

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I have traveled, long hard roads
Sailed atop, those stormy seas
Climbed the highest mountain tops
And dwelled among the forest trees

I have felt, the pangs of love	
And the angst, of death’s release
Served the carnage of world war  
And rejoiced, when there came peace 

I have studied, life’s conundrum
And as proof, have many P.H.D.’s
Yet, after all I’ve seen and learned
I still…………… can’t find my keys
BOEMS by JA 664...

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are you a rightie
or a leftie

i'm not 
talking

politics
relegion

turn signals
or decisions

it doesn't matter
what makes you

tick since i'm 
ambidextrous

but not a 
jekyll or 

a hide for
certainly not

a phd
merely

a ba but
better

then
a bs

yet i often
butt my head

and try to think
ba ba black sheep

which i was the 
family one

but
my

wool has made
some wonderful

comforters...

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Im fluent in a language
One that no one else can speak
I can draw the perfect picture
But you're not allowed to see

I can run the fastest mile
I can walk across the sea
I designed the Eiffel Tower
With my Masters PHD

I am the greatest actor
I'm the voice of your tv
Ive performed in every theatre
Even neurosurgery

You can listen to Beethoven
Or any other piano piece
But I'm afraid you're wasting your time
Because no one is as good as me...

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Dane 
Intense, emotional, intelligent, curious 
Sister of Charme Carr and Ray Crawford III Phd
Lover of the creative thought processes 
Who feels passionate, loyal, and at times frustrated 
Who fears too much government power, interference, and oppression.  
Who would like to see God the Father, Jesus Christ, and Beyond the Vail.
Live Oak, Florida
Smith-Johnsen 

Written for Poetry Soup Member Contest: BIO poems
Sponsor	Regina Riddle...

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Friends are few
Family is too

The phones aren’t ringing
But the birds are singing

I’m going back to college
And get my PhD

School is a good alternative 
To show that you’re a wiz

When it’s really all about biz

I’ll parlay this knowledge
Into dollars

The Lord is my Shepard
I shall not want

Says my Heavenly Father

In my quietness
I find self

When 
There’s
No 
One 
Else

Solitude
Is good for the soul

Undiscovered feelings
Unfold...

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