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No One Is As Good As Me

Im fluent in a language One that no one else can speak I can draw the perfect picture But you're not allowed to see I can run the fastest mile I can walk across the sea I designed the Eiffel Tower With my Masters PHD I am the greatest actor I'm the voice of your tv Ive performed in every theatre Even neurosurgery You can listen to Beethoven Or any other piano piece But I'm afraid you're wasting your time Because no one is as good as me

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




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Date: 3/12/2013 7:14:00 AM
And I actually know people like this! Thanks for the "Memories"
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Date: 3/11/2013 12:01:00 AM
You forgot to mention you also have the biggest ego. lol. Nice write, Rory. You're funny :)
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