Short Out Of The Frying Pan Poems

Thelonious switched monasteries
  ~ Out of the frying pan into the friar...

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Omelets are eggs
Gently brought to frying pan
Secret is in fold...

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Omelets are eggs
Gently brought to frying pan
Mixed with favorite cheese...

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I like pickles 
I like jam
I like chicken
In a frying pan
They make me giggle
They make me laugh
They make me want 
To take a bath...

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I once knew a man named Dan
Who got a tan in a frying pan
He turned the heat down low
Rolled around to and fro
Now tan is the man named Dan...

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Trump is the devil in disguise
His followers believe his lies
I beg every woman and man
Keep us out of the frying pan
Before we become sizzling fries...

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eggs, sausage and bacon met a frying pan
And a heated congregation they gather for breakfast 

1/1/24
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2024...

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Heavenforged. Long-distance. Held.

Once, she asked,
"Can I trust you?"

Yes. "I'm as trusty as a stainless steel frying pan."

She laughed. Then dropped me....

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A lie is like a drop of oil 
floating on the water,
Its consequences are much hotter
than the oil in a frying pan
even if you think
it will work well 
as a good plan...

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One day
I was very disappointed when I went to visit the marriage counselor
Only to find him hitting his wife with a frying pan
He won't see heaven because of violence!...

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NAN FAN

The hand-held fan
Being held by Nan,
Was vigorously fluttering 
As fast as she can,
The heat was as hot
As a frying pan,
Being over a hundred,
Just like Nan....

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A cat and a dog, marinated delight,
In a frying pan, they engaged in a fight,
Their sizzles did soar,
Mom kicked the pan, what a roar!
Dinner was ruined that unfortunate night!...

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Onward said orange cat, ready to fight the fight
He was strange in his head, not at all right
Had a frying pan in his belt, onlooker said.
Just more proof he is not right in his head....

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The
Turkey
That escaped
This thanksgiving
Wanting more living
Had fled in November
In hope he would remember
The route with the fastest vessel
To Britain where Christmas was special...

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He breached,
 grabbed the floating morsel,
The battle began, 
Who will win
The deep blue sea
Or the frying pan
Taut muscles strain,
Thought i won this race,
He spits the hook back in my face....

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Bully.
Restless, angry hurt
streaks out in scorching words
like hot oil from a frying pan. 
Bully.
Bailing pain out
in laughter and violence
nobody sees you sinking. 
Bully. 
Drowned from within....

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Today was a perfect day
every moment spent perfectly
we made love and cooked steak
bare naked
tangled together
over a hot frying pan.
we ate and we loved
and it was delicious
every last morsel
today was a perfect day...

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An Italian once courted my Aunt

Who was bitten by ants in his pants

     So he screamed, "Mama Mia!"

     "I got the gonorrhea!"

That's when he learned the frying pan dance!



                            Timothy I. Brumley...

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Some will only catch a cold
Others will have a basket load
Knowing what the wind will blow
Tide going out or coming in

Let the fishing trip begin 
Make sure you can swim
Tasty bait to draw them in
Frying pan might look slim...

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There was a lazy, bald-headed man
Felt sunny day like a frying- pan 
Put him up to his nest
Put his work off to rest
Got bump on head due to fallen fan.

Contest: Summer Laziness
Sponsored by:  Mohan Chutani
Date: 14-06-2020...

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In days past, a scratch
on a Willow at school;
Bill I want to catch!
I want a plan for a kiss,
having a longing for stars.
I do not want shy bliss!
Sally has Glory today,
owing to a swift plan,
Bill did not slip away;
Sally had a frying pan!...

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Blazing sun with horrid heat waves
Parching leaves and shallow brooks 
Earth scorched like a frying pan
At once, a depression in the ocean
Cold winds, convectional rains chill weather
Miraculous nature always surprises me.


Date: 17-05-2021....

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Through the murky veil of morning fog, the smell of bacon,
as it creeps, slowly winding its way from the frying pan scent.
Riding high on the morning mist, it steals across into the tent,
silent as a crawling snail, into the cub Scout’s bag to awaken....

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Jack the egg
Jumped into the pan
And sat on the leg
Of the bacon man.
Then old Mister Fork
With his four little fingers
Scrambled together
In fiery weather
Jack the egg
And the bacon man
On the iron seat
Of the frying pan,
And that is how
My day began!...

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the egg in the frying pan 
sizzled but mine wasn't 
sunny side up

my brain assimilated
everything but this
wasn't a simulation

i hit a wall 
going at least
sixty miles an hour

looks like i'm not
going to graduate
from Mental State

just 
another
crash dummy...

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