Short Malfunction Poems
Short Malfunction Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Malfunction by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Malfunction by length and keyword.
Malfunction
Fireworks, solar flares
Electromagnetic pulse
Launch pads do not work...
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Categories:
malfunction, allegory, analogy, humor, humorous,
Form:
Senryu
Wardrobe Malfunction
“wardrobe malfunction”
i dressed as santa claus for halloween
now what do i do in the in between...
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Categories:
malfunction, color,
Form:
Rhyme
Woe Is Me
ARE WE REALLY THROUGH
SIMPLE WORDS MISUNDERSTOOD
MALFUNCTION IN MY EMOTIONS
MISCALCULATIONS WITH MY WORDS
I GUESS THIS IS GOODBYE...
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Categories:
malfunction, depression
Form:
I do not know?
Political Disfunction
Politics is like a spaghetti junction
not knowing the right direction
Politics always has a malfunction
that always leads to disfunction...
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Categories:
malfunction, money, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Walkin' the Dog
I walked my dog down by the junction
When he had a canine malfunction
He jumped on a snake
A bite he did take
And now he has reptile dysfunction....
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Categories:
malfunction, animal,
Form:
Limerick
Wardrobe Malfunction
There was an old tranny named Joe
who dressed as a nun and a 'ho',
both sides of the Bible,
both sacred and tribal,
he didn't know which way to go!...
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Categories:
malfunction, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Sword
i'm having a
major malfunction
with the assumption
that what i write is poetry
believe me but
believe what you will
for you are the writer and
i'm just the pen you have forged...
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Categories:
malfunction, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Big Bertha
Big busty Bertha was at the business luncheon,
with everyone talking business and munching,
suddenly she let out a big sneeze,
everyone thought it was a striptease,
when in fact it was just a wardrobe malfunction....
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Categories:
malfunction, business, food, humor,
Form:
Limerick
A Bum Copier
23% of all photocopiers that malfunction worldwide
Is caused by people sitting on them, taking shots of their hide
Yep! Photocopying their bums
That's hilarious, what fun
When I showed co-workers, their reaction was undignified...
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Categories:
malfunction, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Three Word Two Liners
SCARECROW
Farmer's last cry
Birds fly by
AGING
Growing grey hair
A rocking chair
ALCOHOLIC
Too much drink
Head in sink
WEATHER
Clouds slowly divert
Sunburn high alert
MALFUNCTION
Robots having sex
Must be complex...
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Categories:
malfunction, word play,
Form:
I do not know?
Gup
I'd like to be so witty,
But I don't know how it's done,
My brain's been on malfunction
And it doesn't seem to run.
I went to a gynecologist,
But he said, "Wrong door Gup,"
You definitely need a brain surgeon,
Your lump's a little further up."...
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Categories:
malfunction, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Wrench In Well Oiled Machine
wrench in a
well oiled machine
whenever someone
enters into this environment
unaware of the way in which
things work around here
causing a malfunction within
the gears causing a break down
of the mechanism that cause the
engine to work properly...
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Categories:
malfunction, analogy,
Form:
Lyric
Love's Residence
Love could never reside in one’s heart
If
Hatred and bigotry aren’t first evicted!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
10 SEPTEMBER 2014
* SORRY, Due to a malfunction this poem was deleted together
with the comments, therefore I post it again so as to keep
it in the files!...
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Categories:
malfunction, love,
Form:
Epigram
20 20
The light from her eyes was aimed at me
with a parallel relation.
It wrapped itself
around
me
and married my
imagination.
With direction
I walk outside of myself
past Autumn's clock malfunction
and into
the palm of existence
from which I view
this certain light.
I am a hungry pupil....
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Categories:
malfunction, girl, love,
Form:
Free verse
Malfunction
Sadness is a malfunction of the body.
Arbitrarily inactive, indifferent, indecent.
Under the layers. Find the light. The darkness is out of order
Saying love is like asking a random person
What happens after death?
Every theory is different, as well as the experiences.
Check in. You're not truly afraid....
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Categories:
malfunction, fear, sad,
Form:
Free verse
Regrets
Regrets
Deep down
The regrets makes holes inside of me
They plunges into my veins and blood
Causes me to choke more than winter's cough
The body of mine is not anymore healthy
The regrets haves caused my parts to malfunction
My emotions are not mine anymore dear
They are devoted to griefs and regrets
Deep down
I am not the same person !...
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Categories:
malfunction, 10th grade, anger, betrayal, blue, memory, western,
Form:
Free verse
Life's Line
Walking the line… as dancers in life
Stepping gingerly avoiding strife
Step by step not looking left or right up or down
Eyes fixed upon living life’s line --
Played out by Klotho—
Measured by Lachesis
In a nanosecond a fatal slip,
Causes an unexpected trip
Atropos’ final snip--
Fragile system malfunction
Resulting in extreme unction.
I as you, play my part
As we on Charon’s craft depart....
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Categories:
malfunction, destiny, imagery,
Form:
Rhyme
Wardrobe Malfunction
When did red stop being my favorite color?
When did I fall into the trap of middle age?
Black is slimming
More appropriate
Hiding from the light
Blending in
Falling into the shadows
Safe from judging eyes
Dark closets full of dark fabrics
Sensible shoes, professional suits and matching bags
Following the rules
When did I start following rules?
I need to find hue I really am again....
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Categories:
malfunction, age, color, dark, me, youth,
Form:
Free verse
Watch Malfunction
Atomic blue
O’ clock
Polyhedral bubble multiplication
Non-organic, viral blob
Imprecise labyrinth structure waves
Transversal jump into flesh
Devouring verbal traits
Thunderstorm restructuration
Polygonal invasion sucks chemistry dry
Suppress animal kingdom psyche
Urban complexity montage
Beeps over beats
Heatless synthetic lines
Vitality through codes
Radical being prototype
Complete...
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Categories:
malfunction, science fiction
Form:
Free verse
Malfunction
Malfunction
my journey hath been
a dusty road at best
leading in many directions
finding no place to call mine
under the stars, I continue on
nature ignores my plight
creatures stare in disbelief
that one has seen so much grief
in a world of magical beauty
once upon a time I feared death
now I welcome it with each breath...
ACROSTIC
A verse in which certain
letters such as the first
in each line form a word...
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Categories:
malfunction, death, introspection, life,
Form:
Acrostic
Bites
One wardrobe malfunction
was a blast, a kill;
undressing imagination.
I was ready for an ambush.
Like boa’s grip, entwined, strangulating,
hardly breathing. I am in blue water
like a humpback whale;
donot go for the revenge.
It was not the fabric of flesh
hair and bones. I was tasting
the ash falling off the forehead
of a fallen saint.
The smile was going up for sale
in a gulp of greed.
Tomorrow morning I will find
amnion shaved on street.
SATISH VERMA...
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Categories:
malfunction, art,
Form:
ABC
Fire and Fury
Will we see fire death and pain,
fall from the fingertips of the insane?
Will we get tweets of our own destruction
from people on permanent malfunction?
If you’re searching for the truth you’d better not ask
those politicians who hide behind an outlaw's black mask.
What we do this day can never be undone
and the ropes we let bind us can never be unstrung.
Yet we will close our eyes and praise their name
because there’s always someone else to blame....
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Categories:
malfunction, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Bites
One wardrobe malfunction
was a blast, a kill;
undressing imagination.
I was ready for an ambush.
Like boa’s grip, entwined, strangulating,
hardly breathing. I am in blue water
like a humpback whale;
donot go for the revenge.
It was not the fabric of flesh
hair and bones. I was tasting
the ash falling off the forehead
of a fallen saint.
The smile was going up for sale
in a gulp of greed.
Tomorrow morning I will find
amnion shaved on street.
SATISH VERMA...
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Categories:
malfunction, adventure, allegory, angst, animals, anniversary, art
Form:
I do not know?
Bravery
Bravery.
That is the question,
formatted in a statement.
What is its dichotomy,
can we dissect or analyze it?
Is it a cranial function, which
is up to debate in the lecture type fashion.
Does it do well with grey areas, and nerve functions.
Bravery.
Is it a tangible substance,
attained in the supernatural realm.
How is can it be acquired,
can everyone be brave?
Is cowardice its foe,
or is fear it's only malfunction.
Do the brave fear, or is fear not brave?...
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Categories:
malfunction, inspirationalfear,
Form:
Light Verse
Crystal Death 2k11
Addiction,
reality,
non-fiction.
All is dark,
out of the shadows,
eyes of a
Great White shark;
Blank stares
beyond glass windows.
Syringes,
false smiles,
glass vials.
Void laughs harkend
therein the
presence of death;
'Crystal Death'!
Intoxicating moments
illy starkened.
Much dysfunction,
such malfunction
thereof mortal robots.
Of flesh
and of mind --
so rots
mortal robots.
A touch of
self-destruction!...
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Categories:
malfunction, confusion
Form:
Rhyme