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Walkin' the Dog

I walked my dog down by the junction
When he had a canine malfunction
He jumped on a snake
A bite he did take
And now he has reptile dysfunction.

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Beryl Edmonds

January 1, 2024 at 7:23 PM

Does your dog sliver o'er the pavement - Does he now hiss from the abasement - Does he flick his tongue - Is it extra long - Do folk stare at him in amazement.……. Great Limerick Robert ~ Belle

Robert Zimmerman

January 2, 2024 at 1:01 PM

Hello Belle. Thank you for your "interesting, clever, and observational" comments. ZIM

matthew adams

December 19, 2023 at 5:02 PM

I got a chuckle out of this one. Thanks for sharing.

Robert Zimmerman

December 19, 2023 at 5:51 PM

Thanks, Matthew. Thank you for the comments. I'm pleased you got a laugh from my writing. ZIM

Suzanne Delaney

December 19, 2023 at 4:18 AM

A big welcome to PoetrySoup, and thanks for an interesting start to my morning. That last line is a real crackup. Thanks for sharing your quirky sense of humor. Best, SuZ.

Robert Zimmerman

December 19, 2023 at 5:52 AM

Hello SuZ. Thank you for your kind welcome and for reading my work. My poetry runs the gamut from very silly to very serious. Quirky is a great description. Haha I appreciate your comments. ZIM

Dean Wood

December 18, 2023 at 8:13 PM

Oh, Bravo! Great limerick Z. I needed a laugh today.

Robert Zimmerman

December 18, 2023 at 8:50 PM

Thanks Dean. I'm glad you got a good laugh today. I appreciate your comments. ZIM

Susan Finnis

December 18, 2023 at 4:58 PM

Aha! I love limericks, and this one is insanely clever. Reminds me (only in the sense of nice wordplay) when Moneypenny told James Bond he was a "cunning linguist." Reptile dysfunction. I'm going to remember that for a long while!

Robert Zimmerman

December 18, 2023 at 5:53 PM

Hi Susan. Thank you for your complimentary words. I write limericks a LOT. I'm very happy the poem made an impression upon you. I like all of the Bond dialogue. You needed to pay attention in those movies. LOL ZIM