Short Lousy Poems

For a few lousy coins 
The poor take your right to life
For a few lousy coins...

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we had tried and then 
lied about lousy bus ride
that should be denied

Jim Horn...

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Wherever there is  slander,

whenever there is lousy trick

there is always politics...!...

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The beds are made and the kitchen clean
But, oh those lousy cobwebs can be seen


For the Couplet Challenge...

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The machine lost its touch 
time to collect, more than my mo'
Encryption, low budget skills
she needs a warning sign. 

DX...

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Oh do I feel lousy today!
This darn flu just won’t go away.
Go out in the cold?
I am not that bold.
In bed is where I want to stay....

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A nitpicking chief isn’t nice
Takes away work’s sugar and spice
Labor can chug
Without a boss bug
Since we’re not the ones who have lice...

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A sweet young thing named Maddie
Found her a rich sugar daddy.
   "He's lousy in bed,
    But after he's dead
I get his solid gold Caddie."...

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Do blow jobs supplied as the norm
Add thrill to a man's pleasure storm?
Though oral acts please
The giver could sneeze
And create a transgender form...

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On a head, there lived a louse,
It was this itchy louse's house.
Mr Magoo was a mole,
Who lived in a deep, dark hole.
BANG! the head just shot a grouse!...

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Roll the ball with utmost care
By the gutters if you dare!
Don't go slidding down the lane
Don't want to think of how much pain!
Of a lousy score beware!...

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If you have a cat in your house
And you also have a mouse
The mouse wouldn't stand a chance
Of living, when that wily cat pranced
Because this cat was a louse....

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Trump A Lousy Loser

Nothing about Trump is ever any good:
Wants own way and he always would;
A lousy loser,
Body abuser;
Promotes corruption when he could.

Jim Horn...

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your cold truth
holds brittle to the facts
you've broken my heart 
in more ways then one
and i'm truely revolted by
your lousy excuses
being finished with you altogether...

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Orlando writes poetry.
I see it on every tree.
He expresses love for me,
but what he writes is lousy.

based on the play "As You Like It" by William Shakespeare
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I missed the meeting, again.
‘It was important’ -
My manager rebukes me often;
But if I knew it was
I would promulgate to my whole family
In its entirety: Attend!
No questions asked!...

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What lousy luck I am having today.
With each hand, I am just one card away.
A royal flush would be mine
if I did not have this nine.
Somebody send an ace of spades my way.
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In the middle of the new surgeon's lunch
     OR experienced a patient crunch --
        Doc set aside his meal
        Growled, What a lousy deal --
     Removed a liver from which he could munch...

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Eye-catching gift I arranged
Welcoming vagabonds to my house
I longed to hear their journeys.
Eventually fear reached me, and
lousy rambling he flew to harsh streets
I proceeded to curse his being....

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Instead of Sitting

Instead of Sitting in a bright sun,
What if for President I were to run
And because you had hated my hair
Which did look lousy every where
Who had cut it and was the one?

Jim Horn...

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Trump Swab and Rob Mob Shop

Bumps from lies had to swab and swab,
And Trump all of us would rob and rob;
Loose lipped lousy liar;
Should have to expire;
Be run over by mob after another mob.

Jim Horn...

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Moon drunk fool,
you hide your pain
gloriously.

I adore the way you
drape your words
around the night and
make mellow poems
to soothe the sting of this
lunatic
lovelorn
lousy
life....

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Coo coo for CoCo Puffs
Ridicules, silly and all that
Ascending unto altered realities
Zealous lousy I await my fitting for my straight jacket
You see
HUH??????????????

1/4/18
written James Edward Lee Sr....

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You think about him
And his blessee
In your house.this love
Must perish in the sugar
Canes of kwa-zulu natal

Blessee:a stupid young woman who is greedy,who gets gifts from a fat, lousy and ugly married man...

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I truly am disappointed
By such a lack of desire
When I think I should inspire
That swollen stuff of dreams
With a waving Wand anointed
By eager, willing hands
Spill free his demands
Then stuffed back in his jeans!...

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