Short Lasagna Poems

Seven chocolate butterflies
Dancing on shower bubbles 
Strawberry markers don't swim on leather
Lasagna....

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devour lasagna

                                            like voracious piranha

                                                  no more man`ana...

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The trouble with eating lasagna
is that you'll get half of it on ya.
A bib is a good defense
though at dignity's expense.
So try the special at La Fonda....

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The fresh baked bread was served with every meal
Grandma's true secrets were never revealed
Eggplant lasagna
With hand rolled pasta
Herbs and tomatoes, she grew in the field...

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on 
   the menu
crabs
clam
      alfalfa
      salad
lasagna
pasta
    salsa
with
tramasalata:
carp
sprats
&prawns
parma ham
     jam
       tarts
and
banana
  flan...

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Today I will be as useless as the “g” in lasagna
Or even more than a “j” instead of a “w” in marijuana
Forgive my ignorance
I'm totally innocent
Growed up in the thirties when folks danced the samba...

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Choosing his lunch was the pigeon grandfather’s goal.
He liked lasagna and fettuccini down to his Italian soul.
But right now, he had to concentrate on his pigeon hole.
To relieve his constipation was his immediate goal....

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Cola, orange soda
Root beer, ginger ale
Spaghetti, lasagna
Fruits, oatmeal
Turkey and rice
Sour cream and onion dip
Kiwi and apple slice
Corn or potato chips
I become unsightly
When I am hungry


July 31, 2012...

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Tom Turkey’s tender meat waits
Lasagna’s served first
Enticing garlic scent wafts
Melted, fresh mozzarella
Layered with rich sauce
Temptation
Yield !


*Written October 26, 2014.  
;D  My brother-in-law’s family has no room for
turkey after eating the lasagna!...

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Today was the fateful day
When I took out the tray
Filled with lasagna sheets
For my mom’s birthday treat
My mouth started watering
On seeing the gravy simmering
The delicate sheets I laid
Trimming them with a blade
And filled them with gravy
To make a dish so groovy
My mom tasted with delight
Said it was the best in every bite...

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Layer and layers of pasta
   On the bottom baking dish
   Next is the ground beef
   Then a layer of pasta
   The layer of cheese
    Another layer of beef
     Followed another layer
             of pasta
     Then comes the cheese
      Next green peppers
      Then the pepperoni 
       Served with garlic bread
       Mm-mm-mm- mm-mm...

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A kitty who was not born all that strong,
and with a love for LASAGNA life long;
drippy, rich, creamy, chewy,
Garfield's serendipity.
HAPPINESS is enjoying, right or wrong.


_________________________
May 20, 2015


Poetry/Limerick/Happiness
Copyright Protected, ID 05- 675-670-20
All Rights Reserved, 2015, Constance La France...

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Garfield the cat
                                                        So lazy and fat.
                                                Lasagna his favorite treat.
                                                    That cat loves to eat.


For PD's Battle of the Clerihews #2



** Once you get started on these clerihews its hard to stop - lol...

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I wanted to get trim and sexy 
for my daughters wedding, 
no lasagna 
no pizza ,
no home made bread 
Instead I ate 20 carrots
10 celery stalks 
Mon 
Tue 
Wed 
Thurs 
From Friday until Sunday 
I only drank water 
and a jar of marmite 
it tasted like tar 

I lost my Buddha belly and my daughter
cried, "Mom, you're a perfect size 10 !"    

August 9th, 2021...

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Lasagna noodles on my forehead
A washcloth in the pot
Oh dear, oh my, what am I doing?
I think I completely forgot
It’s dinner time for all the kiddies
And I put the toaster in the sink
I’m losing it, my mind is warped
I’m edging to the brink
Maybe I should stop to breathe
Uh oh, I forgot, again, just how
Alright already, I give in
I’m gonna order out...

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SHARED LIFE...

   Everlasting hail
   oh wonder...
   never bad, beautiful nice,
   simply life...!
   hail buenavista,
   oh heil buonavita,
   here, there, there...!
   enjoyment, strength, lita...
   Hail good blood,
   pasta, lasagna,
   especially S.O.S
   save yourself if you can...
   Anyway
   awesome life...
   That is not a canoe
   and cannot be turned,
   and cannot be pierced... !
  Full life!  !...

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That’s not my elephant, this here’s Ella my wife
She claims the extra pounds came with her change of life

She now takes ballet, but watching her dance in tights
Sends chills down my spine and gives second graders frights

Her plate’s piled high with lasagna and spaghetti
Chowing down on our drive to the Serengeti

I think every husband should have a bill of rights
“Euthanasia,” I’ll plead, when they read her last rites...

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Its basic ingredients are noodles and cheese.
This dish has been around for centuries.
The origin of lasagna is a mystery.
Most culinary experts credit Italy.
In just about any region where you go,
each place has their own version to show.
It comes hot out of the oven covered with mozzarella.
Within the layers are meat and ricotta.
There are vegetarian versions as well.
For lunch or dinner, isn’t lasagna swell?
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I have a thank you for you, my friend said.
Let’s call her Terry.
You can have any three you want.
I had no idea what she was popping out of the freezer bag.
It was frozen dinners; we both eat them.

This one’s for you, she said.
And this one.
And this one.
She gave me two spaghettis and a lasagna.
‘Then she closed up the bag; I have no idea what she kept.

We had already discussed that she did not
like the spaghettis or the lasagnas.
So much for choosing....

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