Bill of Rights For Husbands

That’s not my elephant, this here’s Ella my wife
She claims the extra pounds came with her change of life

She now takes ballet, but watching her dance in tights
Sends chills down my spine and gives second graders frights

Her plate’s piled high with lasagna and spaghetti
Chowing down on our drive to the Serengeti

I think every husband should have a bill of rights
“Euthanasia,” I’ll plead, when they read her last rites
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Dietrich Avatar
January 31, 2011 at 9:14 PM
wow, I see how this won big, if it did. I never saw the winners of this one but I am glad I am finally seeing yours now. GREAT job with the topic. I really loved almost all the elephant poems that came of this challenge by Matt. LUv, Andrea
Brown Avatar
January 21, 2011 at 3:33 AM
Congratulations on your win Diane in the "That's Not My Elephant" contest by Matt Caliri. Love, Carol
Devonshire Avatar
January 20, 2011 at 1:19 PM
Big congratulations, Diane! I knew this would be a winner. Love, Carolyn
Sweetheart Avatar
January 20, 2011 at 1:16 PM
Congrats Diane on your terrific win in Matt's elephant theme contest .. another awesome write and win .. enjoy your top spot with luv..
Fraser Avatar
January 20, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Most deserved of it's win in Matt's contest Diane. Many congratulations on your success....:)
Poet Avatar
January 20, 2011 at 4:20 AM
Congratulations Diane on your well deserved win in the contest of Matt.-Enjoyed your poem--kashinath
Fraser Avatar
December 30, 2010 at 10:55 AM
Your Couplet made me chuckle Diane, good luck in the contest >> James
Duffin Avatar
December 18, 2010 at 2:38 PM
Hi Diane. Yes , this was fun. It is so easy to get a bit up ourselves with fancy words and flowery phrases. Enjoyed your work on this ice clad night here in Ireland. The very best of luck in the contest. Peace and happiness to you and yours. Eamon
Roberts Avatar
December 18, 2010 at 2:38 PM
cheeky little poem, good luck in the contest
Devonshire Avatar
December 18, 2010 at 2:27 PM
Way to go, Diane. I can see you had fun with this! Enjoy your weekend and best wishes in the contest. Love, Carolyn
Mehta Avatar
December 18, 2010 at 2:14 PM
Quite frolicsome and funny writew on the elephant contest, Diane. Goodluck
Gorelick Avatar
December 18, 2010 at 2:12 PM
A good laugher Diane..BG
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December 18, 2010 at 2:11 PM
It seems a bit forced. I like the concept though. Keep it up!
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