Short Kat Poems

Kat is
Abuses,
Tortured

Everyday
Venturing through dark waiting til 
the
End...

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The Kat
Is on
The attack
I’m gonna
Treat her
Well 
As I 
Drag
Her
Down
To 
Hell...

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There once was a very large cat
who once ate a very small rat
The rat tasted very bad
and made the cat very sad....

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Kit Kat 
Chit Chat 

Kit Kat
Curled up. 
threw up 

stopped at 
door mat

11/28/19
Written word by James Edward Lee Sr  2019...

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Kibble Kat has forgotten her password
Her phone could have been paw activated
But did she utilize that option?
No.
Phone is worthless now...

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K-nowledge
A-ims
T-o

G-uide
A-nother
L-ovely
L-ady
A-bout
M-ind
O-r
S-ense

Topic: Birthday of Kat Gallamos (October 17) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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He was a cat amongst the pigeons
And just like the owl
Instead of saying who-whoo!
Just said MEOW

1/6/2022
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2022©...

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kitten kitty cat
energetic dreamy cat
he has emerald eyes
and two silly eyebrows too
when he purrs I say meow


8/6/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2020...

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Next to me sits my little sister
    Trading our candy before diner
  She in Kitty purr curly hair do
    And orange tutu and me makes two

11/1/2019

Example poem...

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Brat cat scat pet 
look at black rat 
Muskrat packrat 
Cool cat placemat 
Coon cat d'etat
Does that true cat
... slouch hat snaw at

11/10/19
Written by James Edward Lee Sr...

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Here kitty, kitty
No! wait to stop that
Scat cat
the condescending, contented cat sat on my hideous, hilarious hat 

7/9/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020 ©...

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K-ind 
A-crostic 
T-hought 

A-pplies 
R-ight 
Q-uotation 
U-sing 
I-dea 
O-f 
L-ove 
L-etter 
A-nnually 

Topic: Birthday of Kat Arquiolla (February 12) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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There is a strange animal in our zoo called a meerkat
That makes me laugh every time I look at
Although “kat” is in its name
It’s no feline just the same
So you can say the meerkat is no mere cat....

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“Puurrristence” is the name of our old kitty-kat
“No” is not in his vocabulary, fancy that
Keeps pestering until
He breaks your will
He's known in our family as the aristocrat cat


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Too sweet for words.
too caring for much sharing.
Your bumps and bruises from roller derb
do not compare,
your awesome, great; your superb.
Your gentle hearted kindness has spread its wings,
You will be greatly missed and always adored....

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Indiana Kibble Kat was the kind of a professor that….
Taught us about adventure with a tip toe tat.
Regaling us with stories pulled out of his hat
Amazing us with his pet vampire bat.
We never had a better teacher than Professor Kat....

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Fluffy is the Kitty Kat
 
fluffy is a kat
fury soft like silken cloth
lovely pleasant to the touch
fluffy is the kat
lovely pleasant to the touch
fury soft like silken cloth 




8/14/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2020 Sedoka...

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~Man found having tea party with Kat again
Viral photo of cat has been photoshopped 
Mice breaking in kitchen cupboards nibbling in boxes of tea bags 
Cat catches train with man catnip and tuna on the menu~


12/24/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...

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Will you,Eat me; eat me,
please, like A piece,
of Reese's Pieces, 
chocolate pleasure, 
I melt in your mouth, 
I am that Kit-Kat,
who will satisfy, 
your whatchamacallit, 
to make the Skor, on
Your Nutroll,
and go nutritiously,
 nutrageous, 
over my babyruth, 
for you are, that mounds,
of full almond joy.....

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Since 5 or 6
not picked up twix
A Wagon wheel
All round appeal 
Only club for me is LFC
My name isn't kit
I don't own a kat
Blue is not bad so 
Wrap a ribbon around that
Not the star at the bar
Haven't ran a Marathon 
to mars
Banjos not plucked for years 
Galaxy's are safe
They won't crumble or flake when looking at milky-way stars...

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Open up a kit-kat and eat both parts together
Why does this bother you
So i dont snap it in two
which i should do to you
It all ends up the same
Bustle and bluster to get on the bus
Stay at the back dont really care
do they not realise we all leave at the same time
Follow the pack or make your own way
Dont tell me all of your woes
We all end up as dust through your toes...

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Verses prt.2
By Valerie Odom
July 27, 2017

I need a girl that’s gone
Keep it tight
Eat it right
Never leave me
Just stay by my side

I need a girl that’s gone
Keep it real
Show me the whole deal
Not just play the cards
Girl just show me how you really feel

I need a girl that’s gone 
Vibe with a v
And chill with a c
Eat this kat with a k
And strap me down
S-T-R-A-P...

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Thailand,
Or Kensington?
Tinfoil from a Kit-Kat,
Tells you that there’s no difference,
Outside,

Cocaine,
Ammonia,
Old Martell miniature,
A Bic lighter; a mound of ash,
Bangkok?

Fly south
Like Garuda,
Drift off to Koh Samui,
A Beach house, Or Council estate?
Who cares?

Wake up,
Burnt down candles,
Landlord on the doorstep
‘Last weeks rent?’ ‘Giro on Thursday…
…Get lost…’...

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the colorful, condescending cat sat on a meaty, meaningful mat while eating a repugnant, ruthless rat

the caring, contented cat sat on this a mangy, murderous mat while eating a remarkable, rough, ruthless rat


the clean, clear cat sat on a mellow, while coughing up huge horrific, heaved hairballs magical mat after digesting it…

3/4/2020
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.  2020©...

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a darkness creeps up on my mind, but not the dark of night
it is the darkness of despair, and i've no will to fight
for sanity's a memory, a sweet elusive dream
that changes into something else, nights terrors make me scream
but no sound can escape my throat, and fears dark wings take flight
and creeping darkness will prevail, again, in this dark night

                                                         Kat...

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