Short Irritating Poems

coffee on my shirt
	only worn three measly days
		so irritating...

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Deep classic music
Irritating cartoon show
Played to mock a  nerd...

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red tractor next door
making your loud engine drones
irritating me...

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I-phone
seeks attention
constantly chiming sounds
irritating interruption
I-phone...

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Tune's turn...
Ear worm!

My first try at the Footle form.
Written 11th September 2022...

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If you should hear Tom Selleck spout
His irritating, "It turns out..."
It isn't a fluke
Just gobbledygook
Intended to smother your doubt...

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Lodged in oyster shell,
irritating grain of sand,
grows pearl of great price.
Being beautiful,
and imprisoned in dark shell,
it longs to be free....

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Friends
Delightful, insightful
Laughing, sharing, caring
People, animals, strangers, unknowns
Suspecting, avoiding, irritating
Uncomfortable, scary
Enemies...

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A Charlieku

Sailing
Choppy seas,
Adventurous!

Sailing 
Concrete seas,
Irritating.

Sailing
Dreamtime seas...
Sensational!

...

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Noise
Stressful, Abrasive
Disturbing, Aggravating, Irritating
Fights, Argument, Agreement, Serenity 
Resting, Soothing, Relaxing
Wonderful, Peaceful
Quiet
...

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Where are you taking the twins at midnight?
Dramula did not reply, her husband was irritating her.
Oh, snow, he said, racing to join them.
The twins loved it forevermore....

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Pigeons are irritating urban pests
  There is no doubt I don't say this in jest
     They'll poop on a bench
     Creating a stench
  Sentence 'em to twenty years in a nest...

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Such an irritating act
When you're are gravely focused
And your brain in a snap
Comes up with a flash
of Johnny Depp
on the red carpet
smoking an e-cigarette!
Now, just WTH is that?...

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There is no proper measurement of underwear,
There is no single
He who is burnt knows,
How irritating is that level of intensity.
There is a beginning and no end in that burning....

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Outside my door, bats
They fly all around my house
Scaring away anyone
That comes near my place
Implanting fear in people
The bats are surely a bane

Russell Sivey...

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trapping mice,
what to do,
small, alive
irritating
you want to kill them
harshly,
vigorously stomping
make them squeak no more
so they can't shit,
and shit,
and shit
in your space...

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CACOPHONY
noisy, disconnected
annoying, blaring, irritating
noise, discord; harmony, musicality
tuning, pleasing, relaxing
enjoyable, coherent
SYMPHONY...

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I grab my flashlight
woman being killed in woods
my husband stops me

he knows animals
irritating me greatly
mountain lion cry

if you ever hear
scream of woman being killed
its mountain lion...

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In woman’s womb conceived

Involves care from day one

Image of mom and dad

Inspiring their life with

Incessant beat of joy 

Irritating at times

Illness and  noisy cries 


2/25/2017...

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When we first met
You were impossibly irritating,
And yet, so stubbornly persistent that,
Like a piece of grit in an oyster,
You just stayed put,
Until, over time, 
We created something beautiful....

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living with stupidity ugh!
i tell its such irritating  life!!
my brother my sis and my other brother!!!
annoyances that cause strife!!!!
i love them such,
as my siblings,
but lately its been too much!!!!!...

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Editors
What they recommend
Fight with words
Is irritating
Exceptions
In humor
Your accomplishments
Will remain unseen
Family biases
Editors
Are not really friends
Editors
Use my words
What they recommend...

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sunny and warm 
clouds invade 
rain starts to fall 
it pours 
thunder cracks 
broken branches tap against the glass
the noise is so irritating 
it makes want to kick some......butt?
is this a suckish rhyme or what?...

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It’s not all easy being favoured as a great gifted poet
All this deigning and stooping just to let people know it

But that’s not the worse of it and irritating much more
Is my fresh ironed toga keeps on snagging the door...

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The army chopper
Flying on a full moon night
Makes me annoying


Watisungla Ao
28.04.2013
Note:I live nearby military camp.The 
moonlit nights are the most irritating 
nights because of the pilots chopper 
practise....

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