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Justice For All

Pigeons are irritating urban pests
  There is no doubt I don't say this in jest
     They'll poop on a bench
     Creating a stench
  Sentence 'em to twenty years in a nest

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Bill Baker

October 19, 2022 at 10:57 AM

I like it! fun read, my friend. Bill P.S. I guess I should spread the comments around a little ... I got caught up in your fine / fun poetry, Gershon the friendly poet. Bill

Gershon Wolf

October 19, 2022 at 6:00 PM

You spread the comments around; I'll take care of the pigeon poop. lol

Shirley Hawkins

October 13, 2022 at 4:09 PM

They pooped in their own nest!

Gershon Wolf

October 13, 2022 at 7:03 PM

Well, better than pooping on my head!... or even on my car... 'Pigeon Knows Nest,' a new TV series starring 'Father Knows Best.'

Jeff Kyser

October 13, 2022 at 8:45 AM

couldn't help myself: https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/homing_pigeon_1494147

Gershon Wolf

October 13, 2022 at 6:59 PM

Jeff, Like me, my pigeons have feet of clay ~ Cassius -- Who else?

John Lawless

October 13, 2022 at 5:31 AM

with no bail they'll be out on the bench before lunch

Gershon Wolf

October 13, 2022 at 6:45 PM

Ha ha! I forgot about the WOKE option. Pigeons are included, of course --- Stool pigeons

Beryl Edmonds

October 13, 2022 at 2:35 AM

Would twenty years in the nest be enough - To stop pigeon pests from dropping their stuff - Imagine the fall - From the trees so tall - Covered in muck would make one raging gruff…… Belle