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Pigeons are irritating urban pests There is no doubt I don't say this in jest They'll poop on a bench Creating a stench Sentence 'em to twenty years in a nest

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Date: 10/19/2022 10:57:00 AM
I like it! fun read, my friend. Bill P.S. I guess I should spread the comments around a little ... I got caught up in your fine / fun poetry, Gershon the friendly poet. Bill
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/19/2022 6:00:00 PM
You spread the comments around; I'll take care of the pigeon poop. lol
Date: 10/13/2022 4:09:00 PM
They pooped in their own nest!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/13/2022 7:03:00 PM
Well, better than pooping on my head!... or even on my car... 'Pigeon Knows Nest,' a new TV series starring 'Father Knows Best.'
Date: 10/13/2022 8:45:00 AM
couldn't help myself: https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/homing_pigeon_1494147
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/13/2022 6:59:00 PM
Jeff, Like me, my pigeons have feet of clay ~ Cassius -- Who else?
Date: 10/13/2022 5:31:00 AM
with no bail they'll be out on the bench before lunch
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/13/2022 6:45:00 PM
Ha ha! I forgot about the WOKE option. Pigeons are included, of course --- Stool pigeons
Date: 10/13/2022 2:35:00 AM
Would twenty years in the nest be enough - To stop pigeon pests from dropping their stuff - Imagine the fall - From the trees so tall - Covered in muck would make one raging gruff…… Belle
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Date: 10/12/2022 8:13:00 PM
These pigeons are a nusance but beautiful to hear and watch...
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Date: 10/12/2022 7:40:00 PM
But pigeons are so pretty!!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/12/2022 7:47:00 PM
ha, ha! I agree: Pretty ---- ornery!
Date: 10/12/2022 7:11:00 PM
The image is clear, even the stench.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/12/2022 7:47:00 PM
Clear stench! Amazing! Know where I can pick some up, Kim? On second thought, got any plastic gloves? lol

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