Short Hamster Poems

Twiddle
Twoodle
You're old hamster is now a noodle...

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Fluffy floppy furball
Chewie chompie carnivorous
Nom nom nom...

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overthinking trains of thought ~ creates a loop and ultimately nought...

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Like a hamster wheel,
the cycle never stops for
you to keep up. Breathe......

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this week i took more steps than last ~ the hamster on a wheel thought aghast

By
David Kavanagh 

Not for contest...

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my little hamster
has four tails
he runs on his wheel
all day long
he doesn't get tired
because he eats
a lot of food...

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rain less morning sun
a peen, charming hamster runs
under the lilies


9/2/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020©...

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things that were
things that are
things that will never be
all these thoughts
go round and round
like a hamster on an endless wheel...

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With complete freedom 
to wear anything one wants
in public: 
hamster ball.

Very dapper
sauntering the boulevard
in one's hamster ball....

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Freedom is priceless 
But does come with a price tag
Which debt do you choose
The worlds hamster wheel approach
Or....life outside of the box...

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There once was an old hamster named Neil
Who, when he ate too large of a meal
Would rise from the table
And say he was able
But then he’d fall asleep at the wheel...

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Dear Santa, I want a Hamster cage,
A small one with exercise wheel.
You brought one for Roger last year,
Please do what you can, I appeal.

Dad, Can I have a Hamster?...

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Repetition can surely drive us insane
Music for nature programs same old same
Wanna smash the TV
Stab my sweet wee kitty
Do all kinds of insane acts, set my hamster aflame...

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I wish I was a hamster 
storing food in my cheeks
or a pretty caramel mouse
that sneaks and readily squeaks

I wish I was a lizard
or a horn toad
running in the desert
with a heart of gold...

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Can you believe this amazing crazy limit 
Nightingales flap their wings 60 times per minute
Holy crap that's faster
Faster than a hamster
When needing to pee they perform like a gymnast...

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Can you believe this amazing crazy limit 
Nightingales flap their wings 60 times per minute
Holy crap that's faster
Faster than a hamster
When needing to pee they perform like a gymnast...

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Hairy little rodent,
Happily nibbling seeds.
Hungry, he stuffs his cheeks,
Hoarding food for later.
Having rested all day,
He now proceeds to play.
Hear him now on his wheel.

Kim Merryman
2/17/17...

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Sinister Tight Wad In Westminster

Someone sat that he became sinister,
When called tight wade in Westminster;
Where he did go,
Was called a weirdo;
In plate he had placed his pet hamster.

Jim Horn...

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Onward steed! Warrior Hamster said with a snap.
The rooster stepped in doo-doo and yelled out “crap!”
Hamster did not care, he had heard bad language before.
It was part of how hamsters talk when they go to war....

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When I got my hamster, 
I was really happy. 
I couldn't keep my happiness in. 
I loved my hamster 
As much it can be loved 
She looked at me, 
She squeaked at me! 
I named her little Laila! 
I kept her, and gave her love!...

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There must be more to life than this,
I heard a hamster squeak.
All I do is sit around
With food stuffed in my cheeks.
I’m fed up with that wheel, too.
It doesn’t keep me busy.
Why do people think it’s fun
To make a hamster dizzy?...

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My little cat
is a fat cat
he does chase the rat
which lives on the dirty mat

My little dog
is a loyal dog
who like to bite a log
even in the fog

My little hamster
is a scary hamster
which will turn to a monster
but it is still a hamster...

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I 
like dogs,
cats are nice,
rats not house pets.
Lizards, rabbits,snakes make me sweat and shake.
I would rather have turtles or pigs.
No hamster thou,
and no birds,
get a,
fish!



Double tetractys
top 10 contest
cory long...

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My day-brain opens its hamster cage;
mind finds its eyes. 
I am still downloading.  
I have a whole fictional life to remember,
otherwise,
 I might see myself as an unwritten poem.

Open-mouthed I wait, uncollected, 
for the drool of being....

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what
are we all
doing here
on the sideline
damaged
needing repair
in a lineup
getting processed
waiting for a tuneup
our turn thru the puppy mill
longing to rush back
pick up the pace
speed spinning
our hamster wheel



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

posted on October 3, 2019...

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