Short Haggis Poems
Short Haggis Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Haggis by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Haggis by length and keyword.
Burns Night Out
A haggis,tatties and neeps
Cock-a-leckie soup
A vegetable 'haggis'
Drambuie truffles
Whiskey syllabub
One or two
drams !...
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Categories:
haggis, anniversary, food, people
Form:
Epulaeryu
Chicken Breast Haggis
Chicken breasts with whiskey trace
Stuffed rich with oatmeal
Heart, liver and onion mix
Spiced to ones taste buds
Folded, oven bound
Pepper sauce
Nice!...
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Categories:
haggis, food
Form:
Epulaeryu
Haggis
no waste
odd taste
strange dish
haggis
Scotch hype
beef tripe
entrails
pig's tails
fish heads
sweetbreads
offal
awful
January 23, 2013...
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Categories:
haggis, 11th grade, food,
Form:
Footle
The perfect haggis
His name was Mr Hamish MacTavish.
He was a Scot, and his taste was lavish.
Mr MacTavish wrote a posh cookery book
So all Cordon Bleu Chefs could try to cook,
A haggis!...
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Categories:
haggis, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
Robbie Burns Et All
Awful
Gob full...
Wrawful
Offal.
Haggis up for an awful gob full;
Toasting the bard with wrawful offal!
18.01.22
Composed for Kim Rodrigues'
Write Me A Tyburn...
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Categories:
haggis, appreciation, food, poets,
Form:
Tyburn
Mary Haggis
Mary Haggis, little clown
With beak like blighted crows
And scary hair all lit aflame
Is where the woodbine grows.
"Mary Haggis" is reprinted here from
PETS GIVEN IN EVIDENCE OF OLD ENGLISH WITCHCRAFT
AND OTHER BEWITCHED BEINGS
(Minneapolis: Sidecar Preservation Society, 2016)....
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Categories:
haggis, fairy, fantasy, fear, horror, magic, myth, nursery
Form:
Quatrain
I'D Prefer Haggis
The last time someone dropped into our pool,
it broke our concentration for crock school.
I didn’t join the food frenzy,
prefer Scots called Mackenzie.
So take this one mates, silk chutes bind my stool!
* For the “To Die for Limerick” contest. Hard to tell crock or gator from this magnification....
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Categories:
haggis, funny
Form:
Limerick
The Hylander Way
One bonny day
I kilt me chicken,
Stirred eem inta me pot
For me soup to thicken.
I ate me some Haggis
An a scone or two,
After I kilt me cow
Ta make me stew.
Had ta put down me ol dog
Cause he kilt me ol cat,
Then I dug heem a hole
Way off in da back.
Den I picked up me pipes
And piped a sad lilt,
Wearing me ragged ol Tam
And me dusty ol kilt....
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Categories:
haggis, life,
Form:
Rhyme
The Last Organ Grinder
Tripe, sweetbreads, entrails, offal,
some people spell them awful.
Scottish chefs can do them right
Haggis, a meal, out of sight.
Making a proper meatball sandwich
is virtual what-not-who and which
needing perhaps some extra spice
supply it with a bit of Scotch hype.
The last, best organ 'grinder' that I got
was on Panera Bread’s French baguette, hot.
Barrel-shaped bread held tight as treasure
the tin cup for the drink of my pleasure....
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Categories:
haggis, 11th grade, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
To Kill a Mocking Cow
The farmer said to the cow
Be quiet you old sow
To which she replied
I am not a pig, I am a mooing cow!
He looked at her mockingly
Saying "That is yet to be determined"
She huffed and puffed as he called the butcher.
Whether she was a cow, or a pig or even a one legged chicken
She is now the silent one.
For on the table she sits
A rightful dish along with the haggis
The Fox shall enjoy his menu de la soir
Roasted and basted
Merry Christmas to one and all!...
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Categories:
haggis, animal, england, hilarious, horror, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
Some Haiku Silliness
Looked outside and a
Lavender rhinoceros
Was staring at me
Some call me loopy
That's a compliment to me
Silly people rock
Every time I sneeze
I piddle in me trousers
And poop my knickers
I dress like a bum
Cause I don't care anymore
I'm retired now
Hugging can lead to
Something other than friendship
An enlarged belly
Men shouldn't ever
Go naked in the winter
Stuff just might fall off
What does a Scottie
Wear under his tartan kilt
Small bits of haggis
© Jack Ellison 2013...
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Categories:
haggis, humorous, me,
Form:
Haiku