Robbie Burns Et All

Awful

       Gob full...

                 Wrawful

                          Offal.
     
                       Haggis up for an awful gob full;

                  Toasting the bard with wrawful offal!




18.01.22


Composed for Kim Rodrigues'
Write Me A Tyburn
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Connelly Avatar
September 25, 2019 at 7:22 AM
Hahaha such a so cool poem Maureen. I'm randomly going back to whatever page of your poetry and then reading one of your poems which title I like. Not to my surprise this is a beaut!!! I once attended a Burns anniversary of some sort, and ate the haggis. As if it were more sacred then Burns himself, they brought it in with a piper playing. I actually don't remember the taste, but then maybe my brain is trying to erase that which might make me spew lol.
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September 25, 2019 at 9:30 AM
LOL! I forgot about this. would have totally denied attempting a tyburn, not sure I got it right. I'm totally up for haggis.if it's pastured. ;),
Pett Avatar
January 28, 2018 at 1:02 PM
I really like your this Maureen, it has all the right ingredients for a wonderful Tyburn, well written, GL in contest. :))
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January 29, 2018 at 7:46 AM
Thank you Roy :) xomo!
Dietrich Avatar
January 25, 2018 at 12:16 AM
haha, I understand this one since seeing Jan's poem. Fun one for the contest!
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January 25, 2018 at 7:35 AM
Thank you! Have you written one yet? I'll have to take a look see... :) xomo!
DiMino Avatar
January 24, 2018 at 3:28 PM
Lots of smiles. Really splendid writing! A joy to read.
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January 24, 2018 at 10:17 PM
Thank you Joe! It's a fun contest prompt, I had never heard of Tyburn before.
Allison Avatar
January 24, 2018 at 7:37 AM
I had to come back for another read and you must have inspired me as I've written a poem about haggis:-) hugs jan xx
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January 24, 2018 at 8:17 AM
Ha! Awesome :) I'll look for it! xomo
Cresswell Avatar
January 23, 2018 at 2:25 PM
Dear Sister of the Pen I think I like the poem but not so sure about Haggis.
Pigeon Tart Avatar
January 24, 2018 at 8:14 AM
Lol, left a funny taste in your mind? <3
Talbot Avatar
January 23, 2018 at 4:04 AM
Love e aggis an yee tyburn! hugs Mick
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January 24, 2018 at 8:11 AM
I feel a warming in me breastie :) xomo!
Vaso Avatar
January 23, 2018 at 1:11 AM
Now who doesn't love ye haggis? Lordy och isn't it not a feat lassie!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
January 24, 2018 at 8:09 AM
Ye Burns a smile to me face :)
Allison Avatar
January 22, 2018 at 7:20 PM
ha ha ha ha Mo this is so so funny especially as I am a Burns Night Baby so maybe I was destined to write poetry... will be having haggis on Sunday night with friends, its offally tasty lol:-) good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx
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January 24, 2018 at 8:05 AM
Then a happy birthday blessing to you my dear! I ought to get myself out to the nearest local pub and finally try some... If I do I'll toast to you! Have a wonderful day sweet Jan <3 xomo!
Bauer Avatar
January 22, 2018 at 5:22 PM
ha! very funny, maureen! good luck in the contest...
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January 24, 2018 at 8:03 AM
Thank you Eilene! Cheers! Drink or haggis as you wish ;P
Shaw Avatar
January 22, 2018 at 4:01 PM
Simple but very clever, good luck in the contest, regards, Kevin
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January 22, 2018 at 4:25 PM
Thank you Kevin :)
Andresen Avatar
January 22, 2018 at 2:50 PM
- This form looks so simple ... but I think it's difficult ... I enjoy yours, Maureen :) - Best wishes in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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January 22, 2018 at 3:08 PM
I tried a few different ones before this one came together ;) thank you Anne-Lise xomo!
One Avatar
January 22, 2018 at 1:52 PM
Whose Robbie? Is he Scottish? Never had haggis, don't think I would want to!
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January 22, 2018 at 2:47 PM
Yup, Scottish. In fact Robbie Burns Day (jan25th) competes with St Patrick's Day for filling the British themed pubs in town, there's a lot of them in Ottawa :) haven't tried haggis, but I'm game!
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January 22, 2018 at 1:10 PM
How interesting, Maureen!! I'm not familiar with this form. Gold Luck in the contest xxoo
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January 22, 2018 at 2:44 PM
Neither was I! Thank you :) xomo!
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